^I'm on FB now looking for long-lost relatives.

just say No or create a false one just for her and say u're friendless.

I buzzed all the way home. Got home at the witching hour, prayed, had herbal tea (to cleanse). It was well after one am before I slept. I am SOOO sleepy but now is too awkward an hour to take a nap. YAAAAAWWWWNNN.

^I know she's not who you think I think she is. I don't know how you sleep with all that sugar rushing through you.

Nehanda, I was at one point but somebody bid on a abayaa for a whole lot more mashallah. Ibts, I just got myself more xalwa now. I am feeling better today- although I burped at one point today; vomit shot up in my throat and gravity pulled it back down again before I could say wtf. We are NOT going back to that place again, not even for a cuppa. They will order who-knows-what on our behalf again. I had so much sugar I would have gone home with a stanger had DD not taken me all the way, Ngonge, £120, please or I'll tell the X-man on you.

^so, YOU were there too! Should have said hello. I would have bought you in the auction. DD, when's the website going to be ready?

Well done, Ibts and the rest. Great effort. It was lovely meeting you all. I laughed all night(in case you didn't notice). Thanks to DD and the mystery woman for taking me all the way home. And not killing me along the way. I now want to swan anout in a abaya. Where DID the xalwa come from? *Burp*

*My wife doesn't understand me*. Boohoo. Now fcuk off.

^haha, ever had an Irish woman drool on you? Prefer the men. Married men aka no-go-territory.

Sheh babysitting for me on a weekend of my choosing = £75 (it's the going rate for babysitters, I'm told). there's charity and then there's charity. Ibts, I might make the tail end of your event. What was the blooming tube station again? Sorry.

^send me your details, please. What time does it finish? Are you gals going to hang out after? Xalwad goormaa igu danbeesey.

^Lol at not walking the streets. When I was younger geeky White boys found me *interesting*. Malika, eww at horses. Ibts, you haven't told us whom you attract. I'm fed up of Obama too. Someone will shoot him(as per) or he'll turn out to be worse than Bush. I'm sick of it already. Think it'll be the biggest let down in history.

Finally, it's out. Khat has homo-erotic side effects.

^ don't dare me, girl. I'll send you a compromising picture at this rate- to prove you wrong. Haha. So do you know if it's ovulation-time when they're checking you out? I'm not convinced but something funny is definitely going on. I'm currently in the stare-at-Sheh phase. Pokeman would be so hooked. LoL. Akh, got another full-on day at work tomorrow. Will you ladies discuss what random(walking down the street) TYPES you attract and give examples so I have something to read when I'm next back. I'll start... Indians etc don't give me a second look or a first for that matter. No amount of ovulating will get one of them to look my way. Generally. Arabs- they look in a creepy-crawly way; just this side of assault aka The Edgware Road look. Or the MASHALLAH way which can be just as disturbing. Hehe. Somalis- sneak peaks or do the full-blown Gamma-ray vision sh*t. If they speak, it's like STOP and SEARCH; you have to give post code, SE18 4TE. Es. Ee. 1.8.4. Tango. Echo. To survive this you have to have a high tolerance for 'Haye', weigh up whether to say w/salaam(this is saying YES without saying Yes to some), while not appearing like a stuck-up b*itch even if you are being one. Persians/Turks- experts at the elevator look- eyes move only one way- up and down. Blacks- hm, West African, guns-blazing attack, loud speaker comes as standard. Carribean: Jah help you. Over to you.

Originally posted by SCORPION_SISTA: Sheh, anything yet, or you have chickened out No time for him. How I would fit him in if I snagged him is beyond me. He's safe from me for now- Ibts, you can breathe a sigh of relief for your bro. Ibts, are you now going to behave differently cause he's Somali? Bet you are! No more scratching your bum whilst in the bakery; best behaviour from now on. They DO cramp our style, don't they? Who put up the thing about the ovulation? Just last night I was telling someone I go through periods where men stare and periods where I'm invisible and I never know what that was about. Now you're telling me they're in tune with my ovaries? Men can be such dirty gits, can't they? :rolleyes: See right through you.

^what an oouucc topic, am trying to drink juice here. Eew. Val, I look forward to public speaking etc; gives me a buzz so it's not that. Used to get the falling one as a kid.

missing a junk- now that would have been painful. leggings and tights? Is that even possible? how did you get them to go on over each other? You are a wonder.

Half aa? LoooL. Was your skirt made of xuub caaro or what? Do you mean you wear more than one skirt in winter? Guys look away. We're talking underwear

^whatever it is, been hiding it since my teens, Speaking of clothes at escalators, I once got the hem of my very long, very mad skirt stuck in a London Underground escalator. It took 3 tugs to release myself. The horror as I edged up and up, expecting to reach the top half dressed. Never blushed more intensely.

haha, what a deranged bunch of women; that's why I can't give this place up. Val, I am stressed too. I dreamed the naked dream last night. What does that one mean? Haven't had it in years. Afraid of exposure, being found out? What a freak I am. Or just a prude.

A demo? Hayeeeeeeeeeeee.............. Lily, the Special K has more sugar than normal Cornflakes. May as well have the chocolate!

^You need to talk to the therapist about the realities of sexual experimentation. the ear canal, but what a strange rotation. Love it.

^assuming you didn't grow up there. Talk to someone who did and listen to what they knew when they were 9 and what you knew then and your 9 year old self will seem like a zygote in comparison. They saw stuff, heard stuff AND did stuff.

^u've been to Somalia, haven't u? Didn't u hear stories?

^humans are humans. Bring Ramadan back! Keep catching myself swearing at my Inbox- well, at specific people more like. Then saying astaqfurullah. :rolleyes: