Originally posted by nuune: Dhubad lool that is right, in Libooya and in Utaango in early 90s, I remember aniga iyo kuwa xerteyda ah used to be called everyday for Quraan saar to those uu jinku galey, suuqa waa noo shidnaa Ya ilaahi. You've got to be pretty together to deal with this sort of thing and not have them come after you and yours. Donchaknow? Suuq anaad u jeedin ayaa ku furmey for all you know.

^LoooooL. You need a bit of Arabic in you, Ibts.

Go-karting yaa naas. Let's not reinvent the wheel(pun, bad, bad).

LooL, A, still in denial. I was not scared. My concerns were purely earthy- assault- so for him to disappear was a complete shock! I'll save my other stories for another time, shall I? Malika lol, I was going to ask you how you managed to get over the incident with the aunt; sounds full on. Now I know!

^tell us more about the friend/absentee father. You make the whole thing sound like so simple, oh, yeah, Abdi, he's married to a hot Jinn, has to be careful not to banish them accidently, yada yada, had to leave, too much effort running after Jinn kids, yadayada. A day in the life of Nuune. Nothing bothers him. Or Malaika by the sounds of it.

What next? Space-walking? Omg, let's not go back to square one on this LoL. We've been through the what-shall-we-do thing? How does Sat Nov 29th sound?

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ 'Disrobing' is such a glamorous word, no matter what you say before it or after it. didn't want to tease the boys. Doesn't take much. :rolleyes:

^ I'd sky dive but not bungee jump. If I die with the risk it may be classified as suicide, I want to do it in style.

LOL at those in denial. A long time ago, one night as I crossed the road, a man crossed it going in the direction I was coming from. I looked back out of paranoia(to make sure he wasn't going to follow me) and he wasn't there anymore. Now you see him, now you don't. I froze. Then RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN. LooL. I was reading a book on Jinns the other day, then watched an Arabic programme on sahirs etc on Youtube; had to hit mute now and then as I didn't really want to know what Jinn names the sahirs were invoking. Freaked me out in a good way. Went to bed at 12:30 am; the walk to the bed was the most cautious ever. What worried me the most is a Jinns persistence, they can follow you for years looking for an opportunity to take over you- moments of intense anger, fear are moments of vulnerability. They'll create mischief- noises, things that go bump in the night, move etc so when you get frightened, you become vulnerable to them. Be fearless, calm down fast when angry, say Bismillah when disrobing or they'll check you out, read the usual Surahs and remember God often. *Don't have nightmares*

SS, I know. It's my fault. Wish I could pretend I was kept busy by Pokeman. But nooooo. work, work, training, work, work, training, work. Abyan, Umm, you're welcome to join. I don't care what your real name is, when we met Ibts was calling me Sheh and I was calling her Ibtisam anyway! You can come as you are. I'll get back on this inshallah. Nehanda. Computer says No.

^they do. Right this minute they're complaining.

^JB ma ka dartey? Was she visible? What did she look like? Did you meet her? Did she hit on you? Are you KIDDING me? Soo daaaaa

Originally posted by NinBrown: I was thinking if he had any kids what would they be?....iska dhal miyaa. LoL. Ins if the dad is human. Some explaining to do when they walk through walls and sleep in the toilet. how will I sleep now?

some of kind of porn-slasher sh*t going on here. Ha idiin macaanaato. *Casper the friendly ghost ha ku kilkileeyo caawa!* Parting habaar.

^ku cuntey! uff.

^oh no, sir, no thank you. I want to sleep in peace tonight. No jinn sex sessions running through this head thank you.

^hmm. What does good script look like? Do tell.

I have never heard these sex with Jinn stories. Is this what they discuss over khat and coke? Wait, as a kid I used to hear about blokes who used to go off with beautiful Jinns and wake up in a landfill the morning after. Nobody told me there was sex involved. *Phew* Would have scarred me for life.

^not sure how a human would begin to overpower a female jinn but I'll let you hold on to that belief a lil longer. What DID she tell you?

Che, don't change the hypothetical story. This is between consenting beings. Violation is something else altogether.

I'd ask him how it was. The devil's in the detail. LoL.

Cr*p. I started something and then disappeared into workaholic land. I think I responded on a wrong thread. Go-karting is the thing to do. But not in Mile End. Anybody been before? Is wearing a long skirt a bad idea?

no Ibts, promised myself to stop working out of hours. I hate cats. Ew.

Originally posted by Ibtisam: First evening I've been home in a long time and I am seriously thinking of going to bed now. Cannot think of what to do for the life of me. I've cleaned, washed, watched trashy Tv, posted on SOL, looked on FB, checked few blogs, sent a few e-mails, watched the games I missed yesterday and some more. YAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNN What do people do at home. I’m bored. LOL that was me last night too. Thought I'd die of boredom.

^ina Cabdi waa ayo? Ibts can give you the details. DD don't tell me you sell xalwa AND abayas. Two new habits for me to indulge in! Your web designer sounds like someone I know. A regular at that jaunt we went to last night?