^married peeps get divorced and ish, maxaad ku qosley? Sideline ku ye; war you're in the eye of the storm! Pschyo, what a romantic. Go on Ibts. Teeheehee.

it's a good idea to start practising forgetting him. Replace his name with 'magaciisi' and by the time you bump into him or he calls(they tend to) again, he will have been wiped out to some degree. Also, doable on the phone. Adopt work voice when u tweak it's him and when he gets into howareyous say sorry, WHO is this? Faarax he will say with offended voice at which point, you can, should say, Faarax Who?? XaaaX.

Just bump into him *accidently* one day and when he stops to ask how you are(with a pitiful look), blink at him for a few seconds like you can't place him,raise your eyebrows, his name is on the tip of your tongue, oh, what was it, what was it, then say: Oh, Faarax, that was it, wasn't it(with very embarrassed, flustered look)? No man likes to be forgotten! Ibts, that's twisted! :eek:

labadiina! I want to do something else other than monitor your exchanges. I have real world issues to see to- like facebook for example lool. Bal for my sake, halkaa ku joojiya.

Ibts, I don't know if she did it to get back at her ex or just found the bro to be a better version of the ex- they share genes and a background afterall lol.

LoooL, you wouldn't have to do ish with them; just that the bro had a phone convo with you will kill ex's ego. Not that I recommend this. I know one situation where the girl married the other bro. LooL. Imagine living with that.

Oz, better to encourage peace than stoke the fires. There is no happy ending to this thing- embarassment iyo banning, that's all there is potentially. A&T, your asking for the PMs has nothing to do with wanting Ibts to get banned? You might be thick-skinned enough to handle the embarrassment but I don't want to lose Ibts from these boards because of you. Let it go. You too Ibts, he is appealing to your ego.

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war hoy ka joog.

are u kidding? markaan waayo, I wonder if everything's alright. Long live, JB.

bal aniguna salam, juxa, CL, JB(he's always here )

she's not part of the team; she's the competition!

Dude, nice but you could have made your point without criticising some of our fave peeps. I'll leave it to them to flush you down the toilet, pinpoint u on a GPRS and send a scud your way or ignore you altogether, all with the click of a button. Passion requires effort; thank God for technology! P.S: good luck, kuwan na ku daro:

Originally posted by muriidi: . . . juxa's a girl ??!! :eek: :confused: finally some relevance!! Juxa, another reason to celebrate!

^what is the phd on? I did not see it as a bad dream actually. Nuune, that was awful. Really awful.

^LoL. Switched phones, never took lots of numbers across. Still waiting to hire an intern to do the work for me.

Thanks, Ibts, you are freaking me out. Next Nuune will turn up with an inter-galactic, half xuur al ceyn, half jinni character story. Juxa, never been to a xalwad shop and you call yourself a connoisseur!

^yes.

oh, the dreamers are here. Ibts and Nuune I had a dream this morning. Some kind of chaotic situation, exam stress and I'm running to leave my childhood house when my mother puts a glass to my mouth and I am forced to gulp down. She doesn't stop and I feel obliged but it is difficult and I swallow and swallow Suarh Yassin. Not a fluid but surah Yassin, I hear the verses in fast motion- like a tape recorder gone mad- until I can't take anymore and tip my head down. I grab the sink and cry. My throat is killing me. My sis stands next to me and says, Hooyo has gone too far hasn't she? I woke up with a dry, swollen throat. Thanks again Ibts!

congratulations, Juxa. After all the horror stories you deserve this and more. You must distribute some xalwad and fabulous cautionary tales of wayward faaraxs. Ibts will organise it(publicist haha u asked for it).

oh, a challenge!

^LoL.

I have more rest than I need! Flu on and off since last third of Ramadan. Going to take every pill I have today and I have a lot.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: I can feel the flu coming, already killed my muscles- now my throat and head buu uu socoda maanta!!! fight body fight back. Ilaahey miyaandaad ka baqeen?! You must have been the one to give this to me; less than 2 weeks after the last one. I will die at this rate. Good bye, cruel world. Get well, Ibts..just had my first sneeze, thanks. Time to find my echinacea stash. Ibts, JB?

sootan la ba'ay. You sound like an addict now Jb.