LooL. Oh for goodness sake. They're all home snowed in and surfing for porn. Why single DD and me out bal? LoL.

Sayid waan dhacey literally lol. I am around in spirit. DD, LoooL. Porn is so addictive.

That's for the night time.

^LoL. Are we to only respond to a certain part of your post? OK, if I had to draw my ideal man, I wouldn't be giving him boobs and hips. However, if I met someone who had them and had a character I liked I would not let it stop me. Girlfriends would have to just go and eff themselves.

^he's trying to appeal to the masses. the mood of the posters shifts his equilibrium one way or the other. CL, it all sounds cruel to me I'm afraid. He PAID for all of you to ridicule him. Grrr, if that were my brother,,,,,

favourite things to do when you have work you are avoiding: making a cup of tea stretching the snow- looking out the window random acts of texting the snow- BBC website making a cup of coffee SOL- copy paste articles from BBC website(above, how useful!) break snack wipe the table examine fingernails moisturise hands stretch drink water- must stay hydrated look at reflection in tap prayer- on the dot, al Sallatu fi waqtiha(umhm)

whom r u referring to?

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: I thought,the size of the wallet mattered most? When did women become the shallow hals that men were accused of? they are, they just manage to get past it quicker. Wey isku khasbaan if necessary. LoL.

way too much mental energy worrying where his eyes go, whom he's chatting to. I'd consider getting intimate with someone else cheating. Everything else is edeb daro and disinterest- lower down the scale- and handled as such.

so he let her see them and she went and told? Tut. she can get him this next Eid. If he gets past the planned initiation. Men's underwear 'changes body shape' By Briar Burley Newsbeat reporter It was Bridget Jones who first brought them to the attention of women everywhere, but now there's a new wave of body-squeezing, control-underwear and this time it's for the boys. A range of underclothes for men including pants, vests and long-sleeved tops have gone on sale for the first time in the UK aimed at making male torsos look slimmer and more defined. Tim is 29. He volunteered to try some of the new products out for Newsbeat. First up the pants: Tim swapped from his normal ones into a pair of Flashback Butt Lifting Technology Boxers - which have come over from the States. He said: "They say they're anti muffin-top elastic and apparently they have butt-lifting technology - I'm looking forward to trying them on." 'Bum cleavage' The makers say the pants perk up saggy bottoms and reduce the appearance of love-handles. Inside they have elastic strapping which is meant to lift and support the buttocks - a bit like a push-up bra for women, but without the padding. But Tim wasn't overwhelmed: "They're quite small and I'm showing quite a lot of bum cleavage.". But his wife Hannah was more impressed: "They do give him quite a good shape at the front. But the back is a little bit saggy. "They come quite low down so I'm not so sure about the whole non-muffin top." The pants have just gone on sale in the UK for £24 pounds a pair. They're part of a growing number of new varieties on the market meant to cater for men who want underwear which improves the appearance of their bodies. According to market researchers Mintel there was a 15.6% increase in the number of men's undergarments sold in Britain between 2003 and 2007. Undershirt range But it's not just pants. A new range of undershirts and tops have been designed to re-sculpt and improve the shape of men's bodies. The Core Precision undershirt, designed by Australian company Equmen, is one of them. It is said to "visibly streamline and tone" the upper torso. Tim tried one of these on too. He said: "I'm quite impressed with the results. I think the best scenario for wearing this vest is under a shirt. It could be good for the business market." The shirts fit tightly to the body and can be tricky to get on. The makers say it improves posture, supports muscles, streamlines your shape and can help to energise the body. But with prices starting at £50 they don't come cheap. Tim told us he's not entirely sure: "I don't know how a vest could give you more energy. It could improve your posture. But it makes you feel like you're wearing rubber." http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_78 61000/7861796.stm

*cough* US skydiver lands dead instructor A US soldier on his first skydive has landed safely despite the death of his instructor during the descent. Daniel Pharr steered himself and the instructor clear of a house and trees, touching down about 0.3 miles (0.5km) from the intended landing point. They had jumped from 13,500ft (4,100m) in Chester, South Carolina. Initial indications showed the instructor had suffered a heart attack after releasing the parachute, the Associated Press news agency reported. Mr Pharr, 25, said that once on the ground he had tried resuscitate the 49-year-old instructor, but to no avail. He also described the moments after the pair had skydived for about a minute. "He pulled the chute," Mr Pharr was quoted as saying by AP. "It got super quiet. It's eerily quiet up there. I made the comment to him, 'It's surprising how quiet it is.' And he's like: 'Welcome to my world.'" 'Survival instinct' After a few seconds Mr Pharr asked his instructor a question, but got no answer - even when he asked a second time. "And then I just looked up at him and he looked like he was conscious, but just talking to him, I realised something was wrong," Mr Pharr said. "So at that point I realised I was just going to have to do what I had to do to get down to the ground and try to help him." Mr Pharr said he knew from TV that he had to pull the parachute's toggles in order to steer. Instructors on the ground said that if he had pulled too hard the parachute may have spun out of control, and he too could have died. "They told me afterward that it was amazing that I knew to do that. This is my survival instinct at that point." Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7866251. stm

go home early, people. Rush hour is going to be a female dog. Snow will get worse around then too. The last time it was like this was 2003. I nearly froze to death unable to get home. Brrr.

Originally posted by -II-: ^LoL, must be due to global warming. ps. welcome back, hope all is well umhm and the global warming is worst down under. I am good. Et tu?

Spring(the season of lust) comes round earlier and earlier every year.

Originally posted by Rahima: Of course they can Sheh, but the hijab is above ridicule. It's not just a piece of clothing, it signifies (or rather should) worship of Allah, and obeying of His command. When pointing out mistakes of sisters as with regards to her hijab, do so respectfully not full of cay calling it a penguin-hijab. As a woman who wears hijab, i find the comment extremely offensive, even though i don't wear that particular style. I've seen women wear it well but mostly they don't. Something about Somalis makes them disinterested in good form, style and coordination. I don't only mean the clothing. Ever been to a Somali cafe or restaurant? Bound to be something to make you cringe. It's the disregard that gets to me. Blessed, biting myself? No. Why inflict self-pain when there are others I could sink an incisor or two into. I am well.

it seems it's not possible to have an opinion on style where the hijab is concerned. Can't a woman have a high Iman and a terrible dress sense all at once? I meet them all the time. LoL.

Blackberry on the Inside, IPhone on the outside. I use this skin on my BBerry:

^hello. How are you? I can FedEx you some food too..

Originally posted by *Ibtisam*: ^^^LOOOOL. How is it going?? so when is the next feast *Burp*. any time. As long as I have some warning or I'll feed you empty plates.

Originally posted by The Useful Demagogue: Meeshan Ingiriiskeeda ma fahamo, when the feminine talk. Malika is more direct, laakin SHEH iyada waxeeda sting like a bij ma dhaafo miyaa? I'll save my venom cause I see how bad you want it . I have to have a productive day today or I'll go loco.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam*: Salam peeps. Working from home never works, I don't know why I kid myself. :rolleyes: Its 1pm and I've not even opened my work yet. Someone needs to tell Sheh and Faheema that Holiday season is over, me thinks ones is still on holiday and the other is still sleeping Sleep? Huh. At this point I was plotting what to feed the masses. *Burp*. Left-overs.

the dude was handsome as it is; mid ka sii qurux badan will put me to shame.

^does he have an older brother?

Ok, DD. Ibts, it's not a problem; I'm not complaining! LoooL.

:eek: :eek: :eek: ****. there's a discussion? Ibts u didn't out it all on Fb did youuuuuuuuu??????????