^LooooL. How did you know that was what I had in mind? Ta for the offer. I don't actually know wtf I'm doing and not much time in which to sort it all out. I prayed istikhara cause I'm being pulled in different directions!

Ibts, phew. There are Kama Sutra temples in India. Don't go, You'll get arrested for defacing historical property.

Somebody kill me. II, DD? Please. Before she does. Are you asking me what the Kama Sutra is? Google it. It's the manual to end all manuals. It's for YOU to learn from so that when the time comes(and you MARRY the poor BUGG*R who has to go through this sort of explanation) YOU will know what to expect at least, if not, dare I say it, DO. You get?

^nah. Jobless and homeless. Should be a poster campaign for the Conservatives. Look what Gordon Brown did to me! Hahaha. Don't worry, been here, done this before. I'll do something Houdini-like.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam*: ^^^Eeew Head. out. of. gutter. :eek: :eek: Even with the background, I still don't get it, I'm suppose to quiz him or his wife or something :confused: Lord have mercy on me. It's not for HIM! It's for YOU when YOU MARRY the poor B*STARD who will have to explain every in-joke and debate the permissibility of his lust for you. LoooL,

^what with, dear? Luck is something I don't have much of lately. It's all gone **** up. Alhamdulillah.

LoL @ DD. Yo peeps.

^LoL at overexposure and requiring more and more sordid fantasies for satisfaction. The brother comment- it WAS an in-joke. Not so in for Ibts seems to be clueless. Background: Ibts used to claim she would marry AFTER her own brother does. I was not suggesting she marry him. Really. You people. Head. out. of. gutter. Although I think technically she could. But that's another in-joke. Hahaha. As for the contents of SS's post, I hope it goes some way to informing the uninformed. And dispelling some theories theory(which I hear way too often) eg. that a bride needs to be inhibited so as not to appear practised to the groom. News flash: they'd much rather the women let rip.

Ibts gets what Ibts asks for. She never learns.

^LoL. She DID ask for it, I have to say. Ibts, since you didn't 'understand' arousal, I thought you might benefit from the mechanics via a manual. You can familiarise yourself with it until your brother marries. I expect no feedback after. :eek:

I have a copy of the Kama Sutra with Ibtisam's magac on it.

never seen a double post that far apart before! Leave me out, Ibts. I know enough filth from various cultures to fill a book. Light bulb.

Oh. No. Ibts, we've been here before.

Oh. No. Ibts, we've been here before.

LoooL. Pls explain 'fish' to the readers. I thought you were referring to fishermen at first!

^LooooL.

What are they gonna use, gold in the oils? I have never paid that much.

^LOL. There's a few in London: http://store.nealsyardremedies.com/ probably more expensive than the Chinese but a half hour is well worth it, especially if u ask the therapist to focus on a particular area. I've been to the Covent Grdn, Marylebone and Borough Market ones. No to the wedding. I have a life to sort out in baby steps. LoL.

ha gurteen.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam*: II: You are Somali. What does same time mean?? last time I booked for 6pm, you turned up at 7!!! 6.30? Go to Neal's Yard. Take it from a massage connoisseur. I think the Chinese did me more harm than good. :rolleyes:

^grrr. Mental alright. Lol @ Cara. Buuxo, keep on at the doctor and do your own research.

the unmistakable smell of new-born baby poop. Deep breath now, Sayid. LoL. Congratulations to you both.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: What are you trying to say Ayeeyo? I had while dedicated to Ibti n Sheh Oi. She's coming round to my place tomorrow night; don't be giving her ideas. I have trouble letting people down. KK, why oh why bring this song up! It's the devil's work.

Val, the pace seems tiring. Also, it's hard to get a feel for a place if you blast through it. I did that in India and it killed me. In the last week, I was in a different town every day 5 days in a row. I flew out to Bangkok with nowhere to stay, got out of a taxi at Kho San unable to even think. A man came to me, said Asalamu akeykum, u want a room? I nodded and followed for what seemed like forever. He left me at a Malaysian hotel and I slept like the dead for the next 16 hours. I once slept outside a guesthouse-got off a bus very early morning, pre-dawn- but everyone was asleep and couldn't hear my knocks. I was sick and exhausted so lay down outside their door on a bench. Within minutes, I hear the most terrifying dog growl coming closer and closer. I couldn't move for love nor money and just prayed. I didn't see it. It never came for me. LoL. Don't try that one. PS: good advice from daddy dear. Mine now says I would sleep with lions and thinks I have no fear. The expectations just get bigger. U have been warned. LoL.

ask DD, she had some Islamic books lying around. I didn't get that story from a book but from a woman I met while travelling. It doesn't matter what happens to them eventually. Yes, sure as long as it doesn't involve using a computer!