^*reading*. Mwahaha. So, what's the point of the naked part? Some pervy guru came up with that did he? Che, seges moyaanee wax kale ba...I am ill but I feel I have to check this place out regularly to make sure spontaneous orgies don't break out.

Ngonge, I have a link to get you in the mood for Somaliland. It's not as brill as the last one but its memory might cheer you up when u're in Burco and and under siege. PM, check.

Originally posted by Foolxumo: I had a dream about doing naked yoga last night.....actually I guess that's kind of sexual ya think? LoL.

^dunno; the worse the flu, the hungrier I get. Perhaps cause I ALWAYS get a raging temperature. I get Ramadan-hungry; deep, intense, hunger pangs. Thank you. Managed to sit up last night, lived in bed for days.

what next? I'm thinking of going to this cause I feel so rough right now: the vitality show

caught a virus, worked up a sweat courtesy of a fever. Does that count? I eat like a horse when I get the flu. WTF. Anybody else?

what midget? This section feels like Twin Peaks these last days!

Originally posted by Foolxumo: Xamar gale ..habeenkaas habeen xusid mudan waaye .....hada aanba oyn gaaray marka so xasuustay lol btw, are you male or female? Kinda hoping you're male to blow away 'what makes a man' misconceptions. DD, got your msg. It's alright, I was cheering from up above. LoL. The kinkiest thing I've seen in a while. Ghetto Love. Mwahaha.

^salam ladies. Moderation is not a science. It is an art, some magic(deletion) and some kung-fu style(for bad-mouths)...there's always a trend. The current one is saucy. It'll die down to be replaced by 'Men vs Women', 'Why isn't there a men's section?', 'How many wives is too many?', 'Would you marry a man that laughs?', 'I can't cook, won't cook, try & make me', 'How do you know if your fiance has an STD' and other such ramblings. Riding the new wave with a fever of my own(hachu).

walee comprehensionkaa kugu yar.

Originally posted by Goodir: You are not alone. It is in the Somali gene. Most resort to threatening and violence when in position of authority. You are only a mod not a president of a parliament. Stop threatening people with violence. Waad edeb darantahey. Don't expect an explanation or an apology. Move on.

you would when that mouth of yours make contact with the heel of my hand. Skedaddle.

tis the time of year! I see I'm going to have to keep a close eye on goings-ons. CL, pls provide more depth to the topic or it will descend. Further.

^you and A&T need help. Comprehension lessons wakhti uma hayo. She asked a hypothetical Q. Respond without making it personal- can you do that? The_Siren can handle herself; she deserves to see what some of you unimaginitive types have to vomit. Re-read the rules, been a member so long, for shame.

Originally posted by Norf 2: ^Stop it. You're scaring the guy. I now hear the stone-throwing is a bit too Arab(Gaza) for them so they have resorted to flinging leg-less reptiles at the Dhaqan-celis types.

imodium(for the sh*ts) and body armour(protection from the sh*ts who'll stone you). Enjoy. No place like home.

I thought girls grew out of romance books in their teens and picked them up again as pensioners. What's the appeal?

Don't let me start with my lack-of-comprehension lecture, Goodir. :rolleyes: Let him cry. Job well done I say.

^wow, that's some yo-yoing.

OMG at WOL, well done. I'm sweating at the thought. I cancelled my membership(whom was I kidding?) and bought DVDS. Been doing Pilates and Yoga and my body has changed, even lost weight but that might be cause I have been walking more. I don't worry too much about what I eat cause I eat small portions unless I go out to eat(and overeat). Fibre feels you up and keeps hunger at bay, low GI foods too. Also, eat dinner as early as possible.

OMG, I want Yes, I have seen similar at Zara at some point or another.

Sorry to hear that love. Are the hot and cold flashes related to the time of month or independent of them? I had this once. Sitting in lectures at uni dripping and hot saying, woohoo, it's hot in here and everybody else fine. Also used to feel the cold intensely. Couldn't sleep at night from the cold and the heat during some days. I was sure I had early, early menopause but never went to see a Dr. Have you? It's normal to get the flushes around your period but not necessarily outside of it. It could be hormonal. Get yourself checked. Don't be like me .Try accupuncture and other alternative remedies to ease the pain; u sound like u have it really bad. Good luck and I pray you get better inshallah.

great idea starting a thread. Blessed & KK are the yummy mummies around here. Get going ladies!

II, I'm alright actually, how are you?

^LoL. You are safe. That's one of my fave songs and I'm certainly feeling good today myself! JB, miskiin, pay someone.