^afraid to ask what you have been up to.

blue 17 points orange 16 points Very true.

^war heedhe, you have connections in certain places surely? Bribe peeps. Gather round a group of exotic zero-legged reptiles and throw Ngonge into a xero with them. Intaas oo kaliyaa lagaa raba. Step up, man. Represent.

Originally posted by Malika: ^Must be due to early signs of Spring.. Morning dears! used to be Daffodils we had to look out for. Now it's this.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam*: Sheh, she is speaking normal somali what is so hard to understand, I'll try the first bit for you: Adunyaad hanweeinda, ciidaal lo halgeemya (so much expectation, struggling for nothing) Hawad raag baa teegi oo dayaax hoos uu so deeg (some men went up to space and brought the moon down) Hobaalayow heedhe Hobaalayow heedhe Adunyaad hanweeinda, ciidaal lo halgeemya Hawad raag baa teegi oo dayaax hoos uu so deeg Hobaalayow heedhe Hobaalayow heedhe Dhad intii huurdo oogain haalisti weyenah Hobaalayow heedhe Hobaalayow heedhe Alah hob, hob Hobaalayow heedhe Ibts, LoL, is that all she says over and over. And what is hobaalayow- is it one of those non-words? :confused:

the theme has spilled over onto General. Phew. Less vigilance for me on the other side.

Neither does mine so I make fun of other accents. LoL.

LoL @ D. I've combed now. Wasn't too bad, thank God. Northolt is like sooo far out. Maria sounds interesting!

bump. Help. Please. Hair is a mess. Haven't combed it for a couple of days. I'm screwed.

baa layidhi = urban myth. It's Magool.

^LoooL. I have to say, if I were to choose I'd go for weed. Few puffs and done deal. Waxaan kale ee maantoodhan la ruugayo is too time-consuming. Things to do, you know. LoL.

can someone(JB, Nuune lol) pls tell me wtf she is singing and translate? Pretty please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIlCotoCiV0

for FahIIma and DD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzA67v3hj04&feature =related

Originally posted by NGONGE: And, since the birds, bees or even stray dogs never bother themselves with such self-created dilemmas, even though they are brainless animals, it stands to reason for one to conclude that women, in general, are thick. Who says men are logical creatures? WTF was that? Not had that 100th cuppa yet, dear? Fear of the SL visit hoovering out the brain cells? Come on.

Ibts, age is against you. Here, more fodder for strange dreams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38vTNvbM6g I made a decision to give up something that was not sitting well with me. I did it last night and went to bed with an intense prayer for help to make things easy for me. The dream is just a reflection of my conscious mind, let alone my subconscious. The Turks are my sense of humour- self-piss take, I'd say. LoL. Malika, I waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me recently. Giggles galore. Ibts, are you feeling vulnerable?

I'm alright; all's well, moving next month inshallah. Last night I dreamed I was having coffee with 2 Turkish men(they were brothers I think) and I told one of them that I ocassionally ate non-halal food(not true in reality) and he said he NEVER did and made me feel as small as that woman who chased you.

like I said, more and more like Twin Peaks in here. Ibts, did she getchya? Morning all.

run!? I tried to dance with a fever and my heart escaped on to the dancefloor. Honest, ask DD. She stepped on it when Usher came on. LoL. No more fever so it's back to work for me, thanks. I recommend overeating when on the flu.

can anyone recommend a good hairdresser in London- where there's no exposure to passers-by or is sensitive to a Hijabster's needs? Will only consider Somalis if they make appointments and KEEP them. No desire to spend an entire day in an assembly line of wash, b*tch, nafaqo, gossip, complain, jump queue(everyone but you), chicken n chips round(decline), cut, hold in pee & what u really think, sit with rollers(singe ears under dryer), curse, avoid preying eyes and Qs(MI5 iyo sigis) and finally stumble out with neck ache and a profound hatred for humanity. Any recommendations?

^thanks, am back on track(not literally). Back to yoga and some hard-core toning exercises. When does next week begin?

No, I gave up on footie Euro 96 or something. Penalties= palpitations or leaving the room altogether. Being a fan = qaylo iyo cay at TV. Football fans are not caadi people. No sirree. Waan so marey...never again. Especially supporting England. Istubidhs. LoL.

no, it's not. I thought your quota was up? What's with the fantasies?

hindi-waaxid. Lentils honestly. Beats carrot any day.

^the 20,000th post. Hope it's not carrot. Shiver. Thank you. I'm eating for 3.

^what? regenerate what? I do Yoga on my prayer mat. Somehow don't see the nude thing happening...