Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^How about we bash Uzbeks? I heard they are smelly, uncultured, and their women are hairy That said, how are you The men must be their fairer sex then. Let me at 'em. I'm good. Sometimes I feel like the Diversity Officer. How are you and your women?

ah, yes, another round of Arab-hating, for shame.

LoooL. If I were her I wouldn't give a damn but listening in to the conversations she's having is not cool. Just tell her. Be prepared to be dropped like a hot baradho.

Val, don't know how they came to choose the participants. The whole thing makes me giggle. Here's his MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.c om/dhalad

I find this HILARIOUS. Newsnight is running an Immigrant's take on EuroVision songs all week. Tonight it's the Somali's turn. Go Dhalad! See a little here and leave comments: http://www.bbc.co.uk /blogs/newsnight/fro mthewebteam/2009/05/ immigrant_song_conte st.html Programme airs tonight at 10:30pm, BBC2. If you miss it or don't get BBC2, you can watch it online after on the BBC iPlayer from the Beeb site... Newsnight Editor Peter Rippon says: "The contest will shine a light on some of the millions of immigrants who have moved to this country – and see how far they have assimilated our national cherished tradition of the Eurovision spirit." Each night the programme features the backstory of each act – exploring why they came to Britain – before seeing their special Eurovision performances, which were recorded before an audience in a London nightclub. The six acts taking part are: Font: Iranian indie-band who have been jailed back home for playing a gig and have come here for six months on a visa with all five band members living in one room in north London. They are covering Congratulations (Cliff Richard); Mann Friday: Zimbabwean rock band who have still got family living under the Mugabe regime who came to Britain to make a go of their music. Waterloo (Abba); Why Not Here: Polish heavy metal band whose day jobs include kitchen-fitting. Making Your Mind Up (Bucks Fizz); Dhalad: Somali rapper who fled the civil war which killed his father. Save Your Kisses (Brotherhood of Man); Hashmat: an Afghan singer who left to escape the oppressive Mujahedin regime and is now a regular on the Afghan wedding circuit in London. Described by friends as the Afghan Michael Jackson. Boom Bang A Bang (Lulu); Ya Freddy Wanga: left the conflicts in the Democratic Republic of Congo where a family member has disappeared and came to Manchester, where he's become Man City-obsessed. Puppet On A String (Sandie Shaw).

LooL. Thanks, Che.

ehem, CG, did you try Pujah's recipe? Beginning to think aliens bring it down for certain 'special' individuals.

Originally posted by Zulfa: ^^ My Fabulous Storyteller: I wasn't away,,, just hiding... I've noticed that I am more active in SOL during the Summer time.... Back 2 the addictions Topic: R U addicted to Stories (1001 nights)? Isn't it always Summer for God's sake, where you are?! I don't have an addiction. I get bored easily.

Zulfa, that's how long you have been away for! DD doesn't know you.

LOL DD, good as in it's not bad but it's still not for me. Ax, but the temptation. Crikey. Back to the hair, nobody likes to lose it. A bit like death, u might know it's coming but it's still a shock. Zulfa, I noticed a head-shaving trend here about 10 years ago; about time it reached the ME. When I go there I find the men sooo hairy.

^ugh at rough hands(OK ugh only if he gets to touch me otherwise who cares LOL). Sorry about last night, got quite late. Losing hair is traumatic- imagine losing yours Zulfa. They're probably losing some hair and dealing with it pre-emptively.

oh please I can smell it from here. Tell them to shut the kitchen door!!!!!!!

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: caawana calooley baa ii karsan ......... OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCC C. WTF.

straight aa? Yeah, right. Siren, you sure are one kinky sistah. More chance of getting aroused watching Beyonce!

*waiting patiently for the come-back* Mwahaha.

^as someone who's just had an unhealthy dose of BS from someone else recently, trust me I know, I wanted to stick a fist in her mouth for ever and ever amen. But still, what's the point of waging war against every utterance made against us? People get what's coming to them.

why are people surprised when others talk behind their back? It's what most people are talking about- other people.

nap time = escapism.

Originally posted by Ducaysane: or better yet, nin guurso. umhm, pull HIS hair and make HIM scream. Much better idea, Ducaysane, for a change. Moments of genius, eh?

^does it get worse as the days wears on? The pain? It's bearable right now. In fact I am surprised it's not worse. Keep some morphine to hand though...u never know..

that's more like it @ Nephissa & Cadaan. Both strike-related! Hmm. FB, what you say?

LOL folks! Get YOUR own pics!

^ikh, that was part III. Much less fun. LoL, no fair Marx!

About time we shared photos and videos of everyday, mundane ocurrences. Move with the times & all. Here's my first Ze Burtuqal Qumbula How to achieve similar result Part I Forget about 200ml of fresh orange juice in tightly capped bottle for... ..quite a while.... decide to throw bottle away but first.. empty contents out of bottle in anal attempt to have a clean bottle(which won't stink up the kitchen) in the rubbish bag Part II distractedly twist bottle cap be propelled backward as contents and bottle fly forward with a menacing hiss contents kersplat on wall and sink bottle dead in sink smell of orange vomit to kill the appetite and some innocent, barely visible life forms. Now you know. Question is, whom can you 'accidently' do this around? Mwahahaha.

^the meaning of life, price of khat these days..that sort of thing.