Waayo, miyuu ku soo furay? LoL.

Originally posted by Johnny B: ^ Sheh, Kale hunno .. I must take advantage of you when you're this bored. LoL. U'll need 40 days to cleanse ur system first. I don't have time for that. I'm bored NOW. GJ miyuu baqey? Xaal time!!

Geel Jire, will u marry me? I'm bored.

Bored. New job time.Again. Afternoon all.

Ibts,I don't have the flu. It wasn't me!! Must have snogged Juxa. Haha. It was a mild few days, can't' blame the weather u English freaks; it's just post-Ramadan illness. Sayid, woops, don't tell em they're all Ethio to me!

Oh dear get well Juxa and Ibts. Our Imam explained the Eid prayer twice and the second explanation was different to the first lol.

Eid mubarak folks. Mine was poo-poo. Waiting for the yusra. Ibts ma anigaa wax kugu reebey? Are u better? Sayid, we ought to get going on that proposal u had. Meet some time next week?I don't mind coming to Brixton(kinda miss it); that colourful Ethio cafe?Bring your BIGGEST ideas to the table.

Morning aa? I thought u were in the UK. Sunday? How do they know already?

Originally posted by Fu-Fu: why dont you cook Ugali & calooleey (mtumbo) There goes my appetite for the rest of the year. Eeew fooqal eew. Fu-fu adiguna sijui? The place is crawling with sijui women ileen. LoL. P.S: I have never addressed u b4 have I, subject? LooL. May as well start with some gardaro. It'll only go downhill from here(far more fun than uphill). Barasho wanaagsan.

Even I had a hankering for a dirac-wearing ocassion the other day n I don't even own a dirac less than 3 years old(one of duruuc I own). Shall we have a dirac party? Q*ldaan xawaala. Tee hee.

Ngonge, now's the time to place ur brother @ a ******* xawaalad. Just smile dheh, Colgate smile waliba and Ibts will Troll about it in no time *Mushxara* Splutter, cough.

Lol @ vermacelli.Yum.

Hey DD are we ever gonna see u again? Why couldn't u toddle off to Bali like a good friend? Might tempt us out of our holes!

Juxa it was Mo with less hair under a baseball cap. I wondered what his life is like post-BB. Child birth is murder. Suicide more like. I witnessed 2 births- one was easy(not from where I was standing-not literally, Che please ) and the other was beeping sounds lights, teams running in and out with the baby's heart rate dropping. Like an episode of ER. Ibts, expect a call and a date post-Ramadan.

Salam folks. Two women took the shahada last night at the mosque. Didn't witness it but it still made me tearful.One was fifty-something Hindu. Lack of sleep from last night,Ibts? I decided to read Quran loudly last night and have damaged my throat as a result. Should have warmed up lol. But boy I have light feeling I get at the end of Ramadan. Oh, I saw the Somali dude who was on Big Bro this morning. I racked my brain convinced I knew him but forgotten his name. When the penny dropped, I introduced myself and gave him Ibtisam's number.

Lol Ibts, it was a test. Next time ask him to marry you.

My instinct is to not give. That would involve avoiding tomorrow's duhur and jumca for HER so that others don't see me declining her while she insists I have promised her money.If I go I would have to buy her silence and give anyway. LoL. Tan yaa ii soo direy? Ibts I've been had before. I saw one old geezer recently and he tried to stop me with the same line he used years ago and even that time I had recognised him from years before that when he knocked on our door with a sob story. About ten years have passed and he's still topping up his pension with khiyaana. Grr.

What would u do? Got stopped by a woman outside mosque after duhur. She asked for sadaqa in Arabic. I said I didn't have any but if she came back tmrw or Friday I'd be there again. She seemed disappointed; asked if she could go home with me since I was Arab. Ehem. I said I was returning to work, beginning to feel she was as Arab as I was- her Arabic was as poor as mine. I said come tomorrow. She said and how much would u give me? Errr.Not cool.But I had decided upon a sum of money to give earlier on not sure whom to give to and here was an opportunity. I give her a figure. She nods. I look for signs she's ahast at my offer but... She asks for my number. Errr. No. Heard of hard sell? This is hard sadaqa. I shake my head. Come tomorrow or Friday. I feel dirty. Promised to give but feel uncomfortable...espe cially as it dawns on me later that that woman and another were sitting in the prayer room when I had entered earlier, not praying and when I asked if the salah had taken place in Arabic and English they told me it was over- finish, finish they had said. I then started praying only to realise the salah was still in progress.Were they even Muslim? Dum dum dum. My Ramadan challenge. Shall I give or shall I give not?

Hello folks. So how crowded will the mosques be tonight?

Lol Ibts. I am determined to fast; keep thinking I may not be here next Ramadan. I was elsewhere, our friend whom u saw there the night before that took me home God bless her.I will stay home tonight.

I wasn't referring to Ibts but someone else at the meeting by that name. Apologies to the other person. Walaahi I am tired this Ramadan. I ran out of the tarawih the other night cause I didn't want to pass out and cause a scene. I dropped on the way out though I didn't lose consciousness.I had zero strength.

Squeak. How did it go folks-Sayid? Wish I could fly home, so knackered. Adam, I know what u mean. Mostly they r smart enough to avoid u except of course this one time when one flew into my face and beat me with its wings. I should have a phobia but I'd easily birey one and eat it. LoL. *Having a hungry day*

Lol Ibts. U jump to a certain conclusion.Just ask whom she's after n what for. She might be looking for a model. Losing all the fat I gained in the last 18 months. Anybody go off food towards the second half of Ramadan?

Lol Sayid, Brixton was it?

LoL wanna compare scars? Mine's on my left hand.Yup women involved. She even sharpened it first. I thought I was dreaming as I stood over her saying stop pls but she went chasing the other person wielding the knife like they do in horror films. The other one hid behind me while we ducked and dived. The look on the face was scarier than the knife!!! Shiver. Nin Yaaban, I heard the blow and by then I had even walked well away from them. He thought I was out of his hair by then. LoL. Nope I is a boomerang. No hitting around me.