Originally posted by Norfsky: Go for a run then a shower then a good meal. Forget all that medication and expensive treatments. And how does the above compare with what Google said? U were suggesting she does the above through a migraine, no? Just do it a la Nike, miyaa? Can you moonwalk in Nike trainers or are Addidas better for that? What bugs me is blanket advice and Somalis are great at it. Everyone's an expert. Exercise, s*x, laughter, de-stressing, what don't those help?! Leprosy too I should imagine. Animosity ma aha. Call it zero tolerance. Castro, where have u gone? This place needs policing.

Yaan caayey, KoolKat? Habaar, yes. LoL. Arac, if I have never had leprosy and never read about how to deal with it, I would not make up nonsense on how to deal with it like some witch doctor.

What ****** advice re getting active. I wish people who know nothing would just shuttheeffup. Uff. Effing hell, I feel one coming on today and to have to read this.Grr. This thing is paralysing, jimicsi iyo s*x idin dilye. Na dhaafa. Accupuncture, Naden. Find a practitioner that uses electrical impulses with the needles. Also moxi-something which is when they heat the needles. A couple of times I had just the needles and got less benefit. Also,follow it with cupping. I walk out with the pain gone. Best thing. I've tried everything, this was best value for money. Tempted to get one now! P.S: accunpucturists wey kala faro kulilyihiin. You want someone with a calm aura. Good luck!

Marriage is a contract. Emotions, allure, lust n co are fickle.

Work out how much it would cost to bring up each of the children you might have with him (assume ten for calculations) over a twenty year period. Add on inflation and treats for yourself and ask for that. Jaceyl wax kuma tarayo when he leaves u with his kids. Men wrote fairy tales, they can write cheques too.

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Are there any girls in this forum who got dumped by their bffs? All the testimonials so far seem to be one way,You all dumping your Bffs. Mashallah. Gabdho dabeecad fiican baa halkan buuxo. LooL. Yes! I was dumped by a friend and I found out why years later. Apparently I had let her ex into her house. And she knew this cause a toddler told her he saw said ex go out the window. First floor window I might add. So glad I was dumped. Waali wakhti uma hayo. I trust men more than I do women.Experience changed my mind along the way.

Originally posted by Aaliyah416: quote: Long-distance marriage is the only one I could stand. [smile] lol Sheh once you marry him it won't be long distance marriage right Ya yidhi? It's the 21st century. Nikaax via Google chat and meher via Dahabshiil.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: The UK average is between 8-10k. The most I've seen was 20K, the shike who was doing the mehr gave a discount and in the end it was 19K. The least I've seen in £500. I think it should depend on the guys ability, so to make it fair, the girl should request about 20% of his total wealth for the Mehr, then 5% for the soryo for parents, etc, 3% for the wedding, and 7% for the new home, 5% for a short holiday. Bari horaan guursanlahaa had I known. You can not be serious. It's more like 3K surely. At such outlandlish figures, it'll remain a debt rather than a mehr. Do the men actually pay up front? U always hear mid meherkeedi u ooyesa after divorce. Like he gives an ish anymore.

More made up stories, Ibts. *another tissue left behind* This flu is coming in handy.

*blows nose heavily into a tissue and leaves it for Marx to explore* Dude u deserve nothing less for exposing us to this badly written, shallow, self-inflated f*rt noise. Did you write it?

Haba qoslin dheh..oo waa dhimasho eh..I have a permanently tickled funny bone.

Eew that sounds like a paedophile's line. No, it was women. I am always telling people my age so they take me seriously.

I didn't know u ten years ago, been ha iga sameen. I got the are u here for work experience twice this summer.

Food waa maxey? U made it I see! Nuune jimicsi around the park sounds like an arrestable offence. Caano, sinjibiil iyo malab will have to do.

I'm a sucker for it; I go weak at the knees, swoon and break out in a sweat.

Not too close dear. I am under a duvet with flu ibn kalb. He will seduce you like he did me. Uff.

I'm 37. Get over it already.This age thing is a novelty to first and second generation not-born-under-a-tre e Somalis.

Congratulations! Moving on.. Does he have a brother? And Does he live in the southern hemisphere? Long-distance marriage is the only one I could stand.

LoL Val. Ibts, I am banned from his get-togethers though I spy on him via FB. The Arab-looking dude is yet another brother. Your intended was sitting there with baited breath. Aww. LooL. Ngonge's dad is in a league of his own. He and my dad alone could fill Wembley Stadium such is the nature of their utterances and eccentricity. Love em.

Val, any man asks me to marry him like that, I would be put off. Wishy-washy ticks me off. Ask for what you want confidently or eff off. I'm not hand-holding anyone through a proposal, good grief. Nen eska dig as Ngonge would say. Wave @ Ibts. Sorry I am in a cave until next week. Coming out only for business affairs.

There is a dua for insomnia. Google it.Failing that read one of Ngonge's stories. Mwahaha.

But Juxa fairygodmothers wave wands and make annoying things like men disappear. You have it good!

How cute, GJ actually responded.Eventually . Hahaha.Our marriage would have lasted all of yesterday afternoon had u responded promptly. I had moved on by the time you gulped in fear.I like my men decisive. I'll be telling my grandkids sh*t I base on SOL characters. Ngonge the sage, Nuune the wizard, Cara the unconventional, Ibts the do-gooder, Che, the Casanova, Johnny the dark-cloaked one, Juxa the fairy godmother,JB the happy Somaliland(the land that doesn't exist) elf,Marx the Mirror-Mirror Man, and the slimy scumbag masquerading as a white knight that goes by the name...

I hardly find the Muslims homogenous. Enough entertainment amongst them alone. Did u not witness tension @ Taraawiix. The Somalis squish toes! The Pakis leave a gap! The Bengalis...

Lol Cara waa identity theft. Sayid, Che, u must be recommending the dude for a reason, noh? Haha.