sheherazade

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  1. Neeftey isku heysa. Iyaada ka hor dhiman. Isaguna been buu sheegay. Till death do us part soon bey istidhi. Great way to start a marriage. They are using each other. The usual. 17 year olds can be total *****@es. Dhiigiisa cab yartey. Vampires live way beyond a 112 years. Hahaha.
  2. More porn? Really. Space made for an apology.
  3. People walk away from women who are being raped because they get stuck in the whatcanIdo it'snotmyproblem way of thinking someoneelsewillhelp. Ugh.
  4. People walk away from women who are being raped because they get stuck in the whatcanIdo it'snotmyproblem way of thinking someoneelsewillhelp. Ugh.
  5. Wow. If my ars@ was on fire I know not to expect an soler to extinguish the flames. Boo. Seriously.
  6. Lol at morning conversation. De-sensitisation all round. Morning folks.
  7. Morning uber-cheerful this morning. Feels weird. Ah I see romance is in the air. Oouucc. Where's Malika?
  8. Originally posted by J11: Originally posted by sheherazade: Was he kissing your feet when he fell on your ankle, Ibts? Loool. I'm looking for real men and plural at that. Mid kaliya will get ideas and that's no fun. Better for many to get ideas all at once. Then u can roll ur eyes later. Creating a queue of men is not good. It creates of congestion of ego. Avoid. [/quote haha I meant a mass getting the wrong idea shindig. There will be other women there to roll eyes. I merely smile. Confuses the ::: outta people.
  9. Was he kissing your feet when he fell on your ankle, Ibts? Loool. I'm looking for real men and plural at that. Mid kaliya will get ideas and that's no fun. Better for many to get ideas all at once. Then u can roll ur eyes later.
  10. Oh hello malika, u should have been there.
  11. I'm not bored of it. Variety though is the spice of life. Also men are easier to bully. lol.
  12. No offence but I'm tired of female convo alone.
  13. I'm thinking of a day out involving laughter;might invite blokes this time. if nothing else we can laugh at them . Lol.
  14. Oh here comes a bad mood. Shidh.
  15. Ufff. Lol one portion of fish will not deal with this problem. Still I vowed to be in good spirits today onwards and so far so good. Have not sworn at anyone thus far.
  16. Thank u Juxa. Qosolkuu was therapy. Lovely day. I may not emigrate to parts unknown afterall.
  17. What's the fattening ocassion?
  18. You folks need a pimp? LoL. Edebdarada u xoogweeniya. Sigh.
  19. They all it sandwiching, Juxa.
  20. I could murder some xalwa. Ibts my phone broke as in I broke it. Never mind just remembered u don't have that number anyway. That's my pimping number. Astaq...
  21. So effed up. Googled symptoms of anaemia.Seem to have all of them except tinnitus and get this desire to eat non-food items. Bl00dy hell I might start chewing on my hijab at this rate. Memory loss. Can't remember names of people. So howdy cambaros and faaraxs. My name is err err umm sheesh err screw it and I am an anaemic. I think. Could be that other thing though but for the life of me I can't remember what iy was called. Dr:so what brings u here today, Sheh me: I don't remember doc but it ain't good
  22. Originally posted by Norfsky: quote:Originally posted by sheherazade: quote: Originally posted by Norfsky: Go for a run then a shower then a good meal. Forget all that medication and expensive treatments. And how does the above compare with what Google said? U were suggesting she does the above through a migraine, no? Just do it a la Nike, miyaa? Can you moonwalk in Nike trainers or are Addidas better for that? What bugs me is blanket advice and Somalis are great at it. Everyone's an expert. Exercise, s*x, laughter, de-stressing, what don't those help?! Leprosy too I should imagine. Animosity ma aha. Call it zero tolerance. Castro, where have u gone? This place needs policing. Blimey! Last I knew a migraine doesn't cripple you or does it only cripple xaliimooyinkeena? You can walk to and from work, jump on and off trains and buses but you can't go for a run? Not buying it! Men rely on exercise to get better. Women rely on medication Inaadeer, dhixdii Burco is it still as deep as the whole you are digging your self? No bball shoes will get you out of it so give it up. Migraines are debilitating.Just to be specific, no walking, no talking, no Googling for irrelevant supporting evidence, no jimicsi,no s*x, no nothing aside from a desire to commit homocide when pain is poo-pooed by witch doctors and men of African origin which funnily enough tend to be one and the same.
  23. Semi-skimmed milk waan ku noolahey. Shidh. Ibts,lol. I have lowered patience these days due to clowns to the left of men, jokers to the right,here I am stuck in the middle with you. And am NOT referring to SOLers- before the sensitivity-brigade leaps(in their Nike bball shoes).