LoL @ where is she. Oh lol I laughed out loud all by myself. The Internet boy must think I am rabid. Is that a word question mark. Juxa it is not secret. I am just keeping it to myself for reasons known only to me and an NGO. Ishiinaa igu dhacdey regardless, I was sick for ten out of eleven days, got carried to A and E and was pricked with needles as my fever was off the scale and got prescribed more pills than I can admit to. I suffered new heights of pain but the experience overall more than makes up for it. Carpe diem.

u know those bast@ards never fixed the boiler; they stood me up more than once. I had to leave. I would ring them long distance to swear and rearrange but they kept me on hold for an hour once back in London and I dont fancy that in a placewhere the comma masquerades as a semi-colon and the @ symbol requires finger gymnastics and a private detective licence. Brr. Not looking forward to coming back.

oh no Faheema is there a cold blast due back question mark times 5. I have tried all kinds. The symbol on the key is not what shows up. You have to ask the guy that works here, point at what you want and he pushes something else. OMG I found the comma, it is a semi-colon. If he is sick or dies business will drop sharply. I said why dont you get the keyboard to show on screen what you press soft, untimidating, secretly irritated queston mark. He said he would let the owner know. ie nothing will change.

somewhere the keyboard doesnt reflect what appears on the screen. Could be anywhere. Now I know why I never understand Rudy. Big grin. I asked for help and found the full stop, comma and apostrophe still unknowns.

ma caajisteen question mark smiley face

Salam Trollers Faheema, it takes a while to heal, longer than you would like, Im-cant find apostrophes or brackets on this keyboard lol- afraid or an effing full stop I have had a brush with death lol; got so sick; it's good to be alive and free of xanuun full stop

Lol how did that happen?!

Which means they end up talking about us way more than we do about them. Pathetic really.

Which means they end up talking about us way more than we do about them. Pathetic really.

Que?

I was gonna take a leap and guess CAKE lol. It is top-secret.

Loool

Dumarow, meesha sii ilaaliya, the men have got some nac-nac infection these days. A super-bug even.

We are already liberated, dude. A man chose to have a Woman's section. Take it up with him.

good to see you, F. Curly, waan arkey qashin-like topics there. It's how the boys get their kicks(from us), so kick away).

^LoL. Do I do short haul? tsk. What's up with, Curly, today? I made up a face scrub of coffee granules, honey, vinegar and salt. Worked well but I smell like Cafe Nero now.

omg, poor Faheema. Get well, dear, that sounds bad. Keep the car. Looks good on you even though it has been challenging. I'm not saying where I'm going. *Burma* . Not. *Mali*. Not. Another party, Ibts? More cake? I had a frozen pizza for dinner(after cooking it, for the pedantic) and I have felt nauseas since! Processed rubbish. I am drinking honey, lemon and ginger in hot water and it's helping. Haha, the new way of life is more than munching on leaves. Much more. I will be up in the air on Friday inshallah but do speculate at the party. Teehee. Juxa, wala I am good, I have a heater and a whole day of shopping, massage and dinner with inspiring friends ahead of me. Celebrating my exit. You reminded me I haven't had any riix-riix since last summer. I'll use a session I paid for 15 months ago!

^ I got a heater. No way I could have survived the night. 2010 is MY year. Can't go so early astaqfuruallah. My mortality casts a shadow in front of me these days. I am on the hunt for a new way of living, holiday ha ii danbeese.

details, please. I have time to kill.

^hello, thank you, I'm OK now. I have to be here so I can organise the escape, . The engineer never turned up. Their system has been down since yesterday 8am, power cut, they don't know what jobs have been carried out and what not, even Elvis ran out of gas. They couldn't even make tea due to power cut(look Norf, people worse off tea-wise ). I decided to have a cheery disposition and managed to get someone to go out of his way and send an engineer out tomorrow just in time for my exit.

^tell me more.

A human blanket? Presumably a man? On and Off button required though. One would come in handy, sit here in the cold waiting while I got a pedicure. I so need a pedicure, though I can't be sure I have toes to speak of anymore. Shiver.

^no, they needed spare effing parts that day so left until another appointment was scheduled. Now they have located spare parts, found somewhere up their ars*s, frozen, they are probably propping up a bar in Dagenham or some such God-forsaken place while I make qiiq-circles and break duuf icicles off my nose. Couldn't find a flight tomorrow or I'd have gone then.

there is qiiq coming out of my mouth and I am indoors. Spent all day waiting for an engineer to fix the heating. I FCKING HATE THIS FCKING COUNTRY. Everything comes to a standstill with a little snow or rain or leaves on tracks. The adverse weather is blamed for everything so I may as well too my nose is running non-stop my feet have frozen my hot water boiler has become my lover I have no food in the house I can't go out in case the mythical engineer turns up I have ironed my summer clothes and packed them into a suitcase I am leaving Walaahey. as you were.

Originally posted by Juxa: sheh, seriously i worry about the amount of riix-riix you are getting. surely there must be alternative! in the long term your bones could be damaged lol the alternative to alternative therapy is conventional medicine. No riix-riix involved unfortunately, just a little poking. Lool.