sheherazade

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  1. Originally posted by NGONGE: In many Middle Eastern and African countries only those taking on the women’s role are considered gay. They’re the one’s being offered hormone treatments, etc! In the West, they're both GAY. I understand what you're saying but there is nothing 'woman' about receiving sex anally. These people had better find another way of describing the 'receiver' than woman, dammit . [edit 2] In response to the quote aboveThe 'woman' part is not in the act but the action. Come again?? The action being anal. Talk to the back of this rather firm hand. And take it like a man.
  2. ^u skipped Xmas. [edit] darn it, now I look like I'm talking with myself! Cut it out! Wait, don't cut it out.
  3. sheherazade

    Dilemma

    Originally posted by Faarax Brown: First of all,how can I say this;Well,a woman with 4 Men(Husband or whatever) automatically becomes a H0,period. While a man with 4 women halaal or no is a STUD no doubt?
  4. Why anyone would want to marry a prostitute is beyond me.
  5. He was something wa nus, man. And I'm not easily distracted. I couldn't say no to a face like that. It was an altogether strange day. After walking away from him and shopping in the market, I met up with a friend back at the hotel- we were in Turkey(Ahmed was really Ahmet). While I'd found a beautiful creature my mate had been burned by a Turkish salon- waxing gone wrong, u don't want to see that. She drooled in envy while I examined and blowed on her squiggy wound(she still bares the mark). When she asked why I get ALL the good ones(an exaggeration unfortunately) I told her about the 4 foot nothing dressed-in-white perve who asked me for a bl*w job at the bus top on the way back to the hotel. He had mimed it, really, not quite asked. Show me. How? she asked. Ugh, don't make me. SHOW ME! Alright! I demonstrate very quickly. Her faces mirrors my disgust. Eeww!. I told you. Why do these things happen to you? I don't know. Remember the shopkeeper from last night? He wanted to go dancing; some club around the corner. That's the LAST time I'm letting u out by yourself
  6. Hehe. Have u ever googled this ?
  7. ^don't take it to heart, girl. Get back on that bike and leave your own skid marks on us. Go on.
  8. It was a beautiful day and I got stopped by a beautiful man. He was a sight for every kind of an eye. And he had stopped me for a chat. Birds take flight, a light breeze appears, the grass blushes green and romance is in the air. I had never seen anybody so handsome in the flesh. Was he real? And was he smiling at me like I was something to be admired? Sigh. He was, he was. A secret delight tugs at my lips. He says: U are from Israel? The birds fall from the sky with a deathly thud, the air runs out of air much less romance, the earth cracks with despair. He was as thick as sh*t. Israel!!?? No, no, I'm Somali. He smiles. OMG, if he isn't the most beautiful creature on God's earth. I sneak a look at his friends- no sign of sniggering or leering. Good, good but but Romeo here(what's that? your name's Ahmed?), Ahmed here thinks I'm Israeli? I know!! Duh. He thinks I'm one of those Ethiopian Jews. Must have seen them on TV. Smart man. Yeah, that explains it! Whom are you kidding, woman? What's that, Ahmed? Will I meet you again at 7? Yes, yes I will. Like hell.
  9. They're here, there and everywhere it seems to me.
  10. Originally posted by Simply_I: And now in fact i think it is unislamic too bcos if it bothers one guy then it must bother others. Pure genius. Any more nuggets of cr*pdom?
  11. ^u sure are. Nevertheless, BWHAHAHAHAHA.
  12. Hilarious, Wordette. Can't get the picture out of my head.
  13. Originally posted by Johnny B: The psycology of rapists is funny, i´ve seen a Swedish repport where a great per cent of rapists admitted that they would walk away if the victim went, " yeah, give it to me ,you lil yummy thing, give it all to me ". So , it takes only 3 words to break a man´s ego. Is it in ? ? Some here seem to forget that the topic is about the BLAME on the victim. Lol, Ngonge. The last thing on my mind would be a rapists ego. I'm not sure I'd have the presence/lack of mind to try that method if attacked. I prefer something a little more hands on. I took self-defence classes loong ago. I didn't do it so I could use pop psychology with an attacker but to cause PAIN and debilitate the bast*rd.
  14. Originally posted by Muhammad: ^ and how many 'opportunities' did you give the beast? three? that day you either let your guard down(thanks to that bloody book), or you had a 9mm with you. which is it? 2 opportunities covered the benefit of the doubt. He was irritating and clumsy but at the third attempt he became dead meat. I don't need a 9mm. If I do ever decide to hurt somebody I want to be able to feel me do damage. U feel me? Death would be too good for somebody I wish to hurt- a rapist for instance. Dhiigiisa iyo dhareerkiisa ayaan isugu darilahaa. P.S; I never let my guard down unless it is deliberate. I was reading but alert. When the man asked if I were a Muslim, I gave him the benefit of the doubt as he may have been one. When he gave me oranges how could I tell him to p*ss off and for what reason? When he made himself clear, I tore his ear drums.
  15. ^nope. There r parts of the world where milk consumption by adults would be a bizarre activity. It's a cultural habit but a smart one especially if there is precious else that mother nature has to offer.
  16. Poor me under my tree. It seems a woman can't let her guard down but can still be blamed for being rude or arrogant when she's approached. I have to admit I gave that perve a litle talk time before I demonstrated my lung capacity. He had me with: musalmaan? I thought he might be Muslim. All my instincts said: weirdo but I said yes; he then told me was from the Ukraine or some such frozen place and left. He returned to give me, wait for it, satsumas, or were they tangarines? Small oranges anyway. When I refused them, he practically off-loaded them onto my lap. He returned for the third time to ask: u make dance. No, I make read I said waving my book, confusing him no doubt. He then asked for more. Bl*ody Oliver Twist character. Liibaan, it is not rare. A bit blunt due to his crudeness and lack of English but others have tried in more subtle ways. And no I don't live in that other frozen place called Toronto. Brrr. Doesn't matter how u wrap it up, the one that wants it will take it given the opportunity.
  17. There is no accounting for perversion. Reminds me of the time when I was approached by a sleaze-bag while reading a book innocently under a tree on a beach. There were half-naked women around. Said perve decides he'll approach the one woman covered up to the max in the heat reading a book. U vant make sex with me? I was reading Brick Lane. I looked him straight in the eye and said very loudly : GO AWAY. When he refused to budge, I bellowed: NOOOOOOWWWWW! He jumped back like he'd been hit by a sonic boom and hopped away to watch me from a safer distance. Not quite intended rape- he did ask. But just goes to show, whatever u look like(awful that day), whatever u wear, there's a pervert who'll see past it into and under your skirt.
  18. Originally posted by Gacalo: How would a young woman who is just getting married ask her future husband to go for screening?! She knows he has been premiscuous but how does she approach the issue without offending him? Just how many young people think about that before they get married?! Like this: Dude, u're gonna have to get yrself checked out. I wanna see the results too. The originals. If he's admitted to promiscuity or any level of sexual activity, why would you offend him if u ask him to show he won't be passing something on to you. Never be embarrassed about asking for what u want. Catching something nasty or deadly is not worth not offending a beau. BTW, goes both ways. If u ask for a check-up, provide yours too. Exchange them like vows. That's how you stay safe- in a healthy marriage.
  19. Originally posted by liibaan: The only difference is that men get more jiggy-jiggy out of the deal. Ya think? LoooL. We have a long way to go ladies, some men can't abide hearing of our God-given rights. It hurts their poor heads(both). First laugh of the day. More please.
  20. When it's your time to die, bird flu or no, u're a goner. I was in an area of Asia where I was warned off the eggs- the chicken were sick with Avian flu. I avoided the eggs and didn't give it further thought. I'm sure I'd get paranoid if there were a major outbreak but for now I see no need to worry about it. Those in the know are doing what they can.
  21. ^I knew it, I knew he wouldn't leave me out.
  22. sheherazade

    Its a Girl!

    Originally posted by Bishaaro: ^Get off his back, and get on with it. You are bright, articulate and competent contributor. It's sad that you waste so much of your talent in these tit-for-tat xag-xagasho. I really don't know Nur well enough to say whether or not he's misogynistic. From what I do know of him, I probably wouldn't characterize him as overtly chauvinistic, and he doesn't deserve this blatant disrespect. Haraam! And what exactly does everyone want him to apologize for?? :confused: I still have such enormous respect for him. Nur, wherever you'r, come out, and address this issue. Lord, girl, perhaps u didn't comprehend me when I said I had nothing further to add so your suggestion is rather unnecessary. Anywhoo, ta for the compliment in one hand and the b*tch-slap in the other. It's tres Somali. I'll be a judge of what I waste my waqt on. Move on.
  23. I called it as I saw it, WOL. Not interested in his personality, based my opinion on his contributions. I will step aside for u to enjoy the flattery.
  24. WOL, making amends huh? He ran dear. He used Ramadan as an excuse, we've been int the month of Shaban for a while now. It is clear to me, not worth dicussing really. So did u find out WOL: where he stands? X, u say: I took for granted that people would understand that every one is entitled to his/her opinion. Now go away and think about that.
  25. sheherazade

    Its a Girl!

    ^why when there already exists a thread that he initiated!? He abandoned it probably because he couldn't come up with the science and the hadith to back up his thoughts. That much is obvious and this thread is a way of weasling into our good books. My book is too good for that. Sowwy. For all those who think I should give it up- I shall do so as when I wish. I have said all that I can on it for the moment, unless Nur himself decides this thread is worth returning to. If u can't handle seeing somebody being called upon to explain himself and undo the potential harm that he may unleash(intensified unfortunately by his good reputation), move on and find some other dead four-legged creature to flog. This one's mine. Brown, I was once in a small town in the middle of practically nowhere in a country where I didn't speak the language. A group of us tried to hire a mini-van. The guy negotiating the deal for us was all blah-blah but no firm commitments were forth-coming. It was obvious he wasn't going to deliver. I needed to be on that mini-van at 7:30am the next morn and if not, take the horrendous local bus. So while all the others listened and listened to the guy talk all the while making no firm promise, I finally interrupted him: If u can't get us the mini-van tell us now and we'll go somewhere else. Him: blah, blah Me: there are other men who can help us, if u can't do this for us, I'll find somebody else right now. A tourist pipes up: this guy's not going to like u Me: I don't want to be liked. I want to be on that bus tomorrow morning. They make a deal with him and we arrange to meet at 7am the following morning. I get myself some breakfast and wait by the side of the road while the rest restlessly wait and wait. I knew he wasn't coming. By half-past the hour, they were in a state of agitation. Just where the hell was he? Well, duh. If u want a result and u are in the right there comes a point when u eventually run out of sugar and honey to sweeten the truth but it still remains the the truth. I'm not in the business of being liked. I have made my point. Get over it, get under it, get with it, get off with it, get by with it, get on with it, get out of it, get period.