sheherazade

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  1. Castro danbiga ha saarina. It was I.
  2. Originally posted by Brown McPharax: oo Sheherezade oo beach fadhido ee iga tahay...[oon HI ku dhihin]. Yaa?: Eh?
  3. Originally posted by Socod_badne: I don't know about others but anytime I have a chic threatening to beat me sensless, my hackle instantly get raised. All my boyhood fantasies about being wrestled to the ground by a chic conjure up. She made the threat, I'm only holding her accountable for her comments. This should say something about my moral rectitude. I think. Shehrezade, fine! You didn't say you'll beat me sensless, I remember it now. You promised to beat to impotence. Whatever, it don't matter so long as you fulfill your promise. Promise is promise is promise, no? Ho*ny boolshidh.
  4. Bro, I don't know what to say. Did any of them return your compliments? Or was everyone tight-lipped? It's tough being a boy, ain't it? U know I try and try and try and give people the b of the doubt. Yesterday on the train an Algerian named Mustafa decided to try and try and try with me. He went on and on about Islam and I knew it was to look mutadayin himself- this is not a good maneouvre, boys. He asked me if I knew the stories of the Prophets. This is a worse maneouvre- quizzing a woman about her knowledge. His fatal mistake was to ask me my name. When I told him my name was X(a rare treat) he replied: Ahh, the Prophet's wife was called X. Errrr, I said, Noooo, I don't think ANY of them were. And there he killed it, right there, murderous that was, murderous. Following that religious faux pas, he says: Khadija is the best name for a woman. I nod. 'U know why?', he presses I take a deep breath and remove the sarcasm from my voice. It takes a while. I shrug. Because it's the Prophet's first wife's name. I make it to the end of the sentence without ending it in a p-taking question mark. Yes, he says like a teacher pleased with his student. Inside I giggle. Weird ish happens to me a lot. God only knows my sense of humour can handle it. And he wanted to know why I wouldn't let him buy me a drink. Moral of the story: If u're going to give a compliment, make it sincere, specific and correct. And if u're going to use Islam to impress a girl, don't talk it, show it. And they'll come running to you. Good impressing, bro. Good things come to those who wait.
  5. Buni, bulaacad was gutter in our house(or outside of it). I speak a little of a few languages so sometimes have no idea whether some words belong exclusively to one language or are borrowed and *******ised into others(more often than not, they are). It's all good. When in doubt, I find the root word and Somali, Indian or Arab it verbally. We haven't got to the bottom of guilt or have we? :confused: Rahima, this post is a rally.
  6. because u get it done, right? If I were u I'd start putting a stop to it, slowly so they don't suffer from withdrawal symptoms. And your she-boss can still be done for discrimination. Sexual or racial. Just the mention of it should have her quaking in her cidhbo. Fling their xaar back. Grrrr.
  7. Gutter: bulaacad? Oi, the brown one, I didn't go there. U read into it, man. That's your maskax, I have no jurisdiction over it. Danbi badana. Uff: uff.
  8. I don't know, adeer. I've done a lot of tests in my time, mainly for blo*dy job interviews. I never ask for the results. I'm not bad, I think I'm better than average but I also think IQ tests are a load of bull. U can be highly intelligent and have no smarts or social skills or determination to succeed. There's such a thing as emotional intelligence. Get the book by the same name; it makes a whole lot more sense than IQ. Being a part of the Genius Club will neither endear you to society(if u rub it in their faces) nor serve any real purpose. I'd advise u as your eedo to use your intelligence and not define it.
  9. Aad baan u enjoygareeyey will have to do it then. Or xaaaax if it was that good. LoL.
  10. Next time, say: I could but I shouldn't. It might look as though u're discriminating, asking a woman to get the tea. U know how politically correct the whole world has become(raise yr eyes to the ceiling). Wouldn't want to put u in that position, I have a LOT of respect for you. Look very sincere, cock yr head to one side and shake your head in grief. Then walk away. Car haduu mar kale ku weydiiyo.
  11. Fantassstiiicccoooo. What are u doing with your intelligence? That would be inspiring. So far so blowing your own trumpet- never a good look, even on a genius.
  12. LoooL at istareex. U're not supposed to enjoy yourself, dear. With all the different interpretations of words we're coming up with, is it any wonder we have communication problems?
  13. hoho, still a good one, Wordette. Funnier if it were u and yr long legs. Simply_, shall we leave it to the men to describe it? Castro, pain to look good for somebody else is a total no-no for me.
  14. What's wrong with that? Hard work only kills Somalis. Simply_I, kya, kya, kya?
  15. or a frizz. Stop y'all. We'll scare the men. Bwahahaha.
  16. Ahaha, bl**dy hilarious. U need to tell us more of your stories. Promise? If I'm ever in Seattle, I want to have coffee with you. I have a feeling we'd be snorting it out of our noses. More..
  17. I didn't mean it like that but if u mean it like that, FF and Zu shall take care of you. Welcome back, fire-starter.
  18. Dull sometimes but I'm having a ball over yonder in General- it's out of control there and I'm loving it.
  19. Originally posted by Fayrouz: LoL Castro xaal qaado…. I didn’t mean to hijack your thread... although both times it was Shehe that put the key in the ignition Am I being accused of doing an R Kelly? Hokay, I put the key in the ignition but u drove that baby away. Now there's a rally(pun intended). A word for pun please.
  20. Well done to you too, Ibtisam. I didn't make it to the stalls so I didn't see you. U're safe.
  21. Cad is not an exclusive word. Now apologise to Castro for hijacking his topic. LoL. Danbi badana Somaalidu.
  22. that hints more at visibility than obviousness. Or am I am danbi of pedantry(what's the word for that??).