Grap what? Wash yr mouth out with saapun. Wildcat, the sarong/kanga far outfoxes the macawiis. Durable and multi-purpose. If I ever come round yours though, lay a fresh macawiis out for me. I'd give it a wrap.

There's a Monday thread. This one's for mid-week. Report back Wednesday.

Lol at nanas. Don't own one. Wouldn't mind a brand new one that didn't look traditional and didn't smell nin-nin-ish though. I live in kangas. I have so many. One is my trusted favourite, how it has remained vaguely white is still beyond me. It has served as sarong, hijab, ar*se-cushion(on murderous long journeys), prayer mat, gas mask, blanket, towel, mat, mosquito repellant and bloke shield. Macawis is not quite as versatile.

He sounds mad, a different kind of mad. Very readable and entertaining! Moralise with him at your peril.

Those folks at Dorothy Perkins keep bringing those shoe prices down. Check out the sale section of their Shoe Shop abd you'll find shoes for £10-£12. I like the look of these(can't wait to wear white) but won't be buying, also saw a pair of shoes I bought last weekend now £5 cheaper. Argh. In other news, ahem, yesterday on the way to the supermarket to stock up on groceries and medication(I actually coughed as I typed that, how susceptible my mind is) I happened to pass by New Look. They had a sale on. A girl can't walk by without taking a look can she? I found a cotton jacket for £7. Didn't even bother to try it on. Anyway, at the checkout I was given a promotional card- a Spring Offer, they say, produce yesterday's receipt and the promotional card between the 28th and the 12th of March, spend £25 and get £5 off. Ok, so it's only useful if u've happened to buy something recently. These marekting techniques are effective, now I'm wondering just what I want from New Look that's worth £25 just to get a fiver off. What's worse is there is something there I would like. 13 days to decided whether my shopping ban can be relaxed. Again.

You like the sound of your own voice, wala. I'm locking this thing up- yes, it does mean you won't have the last word- try and sleep tonight. Hug that bear tight. Talk to Admin, yakhii, kalaamak beyond faariqh.

Someone told me today that u're young and as such I should give you a break. Walaahi, I can break it down for and your forefathers if you like and show you up. But that's not what this site is about, personal tit for tats however entertaining they are for the audience. I suggest you go to Admin if you have a grievance. I will not drag this to further your tantrum in the limelight. Go make your case to him and make it good cause the defence is waiting....

This is why Somalis will not progress. Everybody's looking back at least one frigging generation if not further back up the Qabiilvine. Everybody's holding up the branch above and its extended shoots cause certain people don't know when to stop buying and sh*gging little girls. We're all looking in the rear view mirror cause the old won't act their age which leads to the young not being able to act their age and plan their own lives in peace without having to worry what papa has been fathering in the motherland. It is downright irresponsible and devious to use emotional blackmail and religious obligation to get your child to cough up for your liasions, legal or not. If you can't afford it and you're long in the ilko and u have children already, spend your last days in prayer and supplication not laying and replication. Oouuc. Uff. and Akhas.

Originally posted by Socod_badne: Don't flatter yourself darling. I swear to God I never sent you ANY PMs. I did send you a single PM, its content echoing what I've said to you and others in public. Namely, not to take some of my bizzare suggestions and behaviours to heart since mostly I'm playing around. You're chastising me for apologizing any misunderstandings :confused: Now, I challenge you to produce the 'apologIES' and PMs I sent you. I dare you to produce a single PM containing anything I didn't say in the open. CAR!!!! If you're trying to besmirch me, you're failing. I won't leave you alone until you produce the alleged PMs and apologies or they don't exist 'cause you made them up. Ooolala. Did I hit a nerve homeboy? Infuriated, are you? Tut-tut, u know what they say, boy: never underestimate your opponent. U chose me as yours despite my disinterest in battling it out with you. Now, weep. As you always speak in contradictions let's clarify this for everyone: I swear to God I never sent you ANY PMs. I did send you a single PM Is it me or is that conflicting? You're not doing yourself any favours here. Let me help you out: You(Socod) sent me(Sheh) ONE PM. There. Mentioning the existence of said PM is unethical for me but some people(you) only get it when it's explained to you in a language you understand. I feel your fury through your post so I know I have your attention. If you feel I was tring to ruin your online rep. and that I have failed you have nothing to whinge about do you? Once again you say you won't leave me alone. I've heard it before, man. Nothing has changed for me. I shan't be revealing the contents of the email or it's timing and the timing of your remarks(contradictory to your PM). If you feel wronged, you're going to have to defend yourself and provide the proof. If you feel wronged enough, run to Admin. I hate seeing a grown man throw a tantrum. Run along now. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Woof.

^ U dirty bugger. People like u are the reason people like me are always catching bugs! Stay home and infect your family instead of the workforce.

How annoying of you.

Castro, yup, different accent. I'm sick with the flu today, slept most of the day. When I let my boss know I was too ill to go into work, I got back a sarcastic remark. N*cas that he is, he put it in an email. Yesterday when I said my campaign of info gathering was going to start I had no idea I'd be productive when off sick. Nacal shakluh, he's going down.

Castro, breach of eesh? The man(?) talks of a dog eat dog world. If he can give it, he can take it. He broke the rules first. Unsolicitied apologies and assurances that he'd leave me alone- I wasn't even bothered- followed by further public rubbish(this wasn't the first breach of his promise and I should be nice? Some people only get better when fed their own medicine. Ah, Jibis, taking it all so personally, man. Look, my point is a 13 year old is at the mercy of her parents- whether that parent be you or me. If you decide to marry her off at an age where she's still not a full adult, u have to be willing to take full responsibility for your decision. U brought the money into it yourself(albeit with a nice smiley face). And a lot of heinous things are done in the name of 'it's OK', when there's so much more underneath. I don't remember forcing you to answer my questions nor did I ask them to make u appear neglectful blah blah. That you happened to mention a common denominator in child marriages unfortunately worked against you. That's your ish, bro, deal with it. What prejudices are you referring to? You know if u're new to Islam, falling into the bad habits of the rest of us is lazy mirroring. Say what you mean when you mean what you say. It's OK.

^ and u think the Russian police would be a walk in the park?

^ before u run, u have to try and make it work. Miskiin, may God protect him and the rest.

Cosy scenario you have there, using yourself as an example and a trusted best friend as son in law. You gave an unexplained statement initially- that it's OK. It sounded lazy to me- lazy recommendations and opinions on serious matters lead to societies making lazy decisions on those very matters. I was interested in knowing how and why it'd be OK generally or specifically to you; either really, an insight of any kind. You chose predictably your view point of the situation. I asked many questions from many angles- the daughter's, the parents', the older man's and society's. What you have shown us is the scenario through your eyes. It's a start. And a good start that after all it isn't as simple as you made it seem, u've put conditions on the scenario. That you don't mention the daughter's wishes is very revealing and perhaps inevitable. As a 13 year old what exactly can you expect her to add or ask for? At that age children are often still under the parents complete control- their world collapses without them. To extract a yes from a child that age wouldn't be difficult. Ultimately, there's no getting away from the fact that the marriage will go ahead as it's OK for you, the parent. And right there you have taken on a huge burden. As for the best friend, no questions for him? What motivates him to take for a bed partner(no getting away from it) your little girl, the birth of which he congratulated you on just over a decade ago? Would your friendship survive it? Finally, most interesting for me is the mention of dollars. How common is the inclusion of dollars as a prerequisite in the marrying off of a little girl? That, Jibis is a rhetorical question. Thank you for your time. Socod, aren't you a two-faced lil so-and-so. Apologetic PMs and a persistent public belligerence. Quite a speciman of a man.

^Oi. Shut it. Prunes give me the runs. Jibis, why would I leave a 13 year old with a 60 year old man? What exactly does he have to offer her that a younger man doesn't? U haven't said why it's OK to you yet. Are u on auto-pilot with this one? The Prophet(saw) was a mortal like the rest of us but he was special too- when can we pick his ordinariness to emulate and when can we stay away from his extraordinariness? Yes, I do think few men who want to marry a 13 year old are worthy of her. ANY MAN THAT AGE WHO CONSIDERS A 13 YEAR OLD WORTHY OF HIM OR OF WIFEHOOD HAS A PROBLEM. Has the world run out of women that u have to adolescence-snatch? Tell me, what's in it for him? Her? The parents? Society? These are not rhetorical questions, bro. Help me out here. Now, biliis, when and how and for whom is it OK?

Congratulations!! Why aren't there more mothers on these boards? Overwhelmed?

Jibis have u not heard of the Somalis' notorious kibir? No woman would be seen dead in a car that has Xaliimo Magnet on it.

Lol at violent reaction. I had a cr*p day at work today. An imbecile talking down and patronising me. It was either blow up or hold my breath and I chose to hold my breath. And smile. Always smile. For now. Someone once told me that it's a good thing to be underestimated cause the look on peoples faces when they realise whom they're really dealing with is effing priceless. I look forward to it, I do. Please God make it very soon. Tonight I decided to give up on the UK. There is only so much time u can devote to something before u become it's lil biyach. Really I'm through. My friend who's taking her previous employers to a tribunal just said to me: remember what u told me when I was having problems at work, leave emotions aside and gather enough info(in writing) to screw them with. Ah, friends. Yeah and I do remember saying that. Practice what I preach and all that. Tomorrow's going to be the start of my secret campaign. Bwahahaha. Malaysia doesn't sound half bad, K. If only the blokes have stopped making that sucking sound at foreign women. There is no peace it seems. And I already have virus no 3 of 2006. Blah. Smile.

^Mate, u see any prophets walking around in yr neck of the woods? Cause I'd marry one or two or three in a flash, however old, wherever they may be. U know? How about we compare like with like? Hardly any 13 year olds will be pleased with the notion of marrying a 58 year old. Tell me whom it's OK for (as that's the word you use) and in what circumstances a parent should marry a girl of that age to an old geezer. A real life scenario, please if u don't mind. I'm interested in trying to understand that OK, OK?

What's wrong immigrant?

Take a bottle of bleach, unscrew faarax-friendly top, drink. Guaranteed to work. There will be no more filth. Spread the cleaning tip.

donated cars pull women, miya? Blo*dy delusion u men.

Is that based on opinion or stats?