Welcome, clever girl(?) I didn't used to at first but I definitely do say things sometimes that I wouldn't IRL(in real life). Mostly to individuals I do not particularly care for(online judgement). IRL I would simply avoid them(unless they insist on being in my face, then God help them) but on here when they address me over and over with the same nacnnac I give into devilish banter. Also, I've been here for 2 years now and the repetitive nature of not the discussions but some of the discussees has me disgusted. OouuCC is where it's at. But I'm here again after a sabbatical. So far so entertaining.

^they are not tricks and it is not a theory. U or whoever else can sneak up on me all you like. My prayer to Allah would be, 'Please don't let me kill him'. See u out there.

Hodman, you sound like the perfect target for an attacker. Freezing is what they want to see in a victim. No attacker however experienced wants a fighter on his hands. If u think u're a victim u'll react like one and make his life easier for him. The first priority is escape; if he has a hold of u, u break and show no mercy, then u run. Remember your attacker is still human, a nose is a nose even on an attacker, smash it: Go for any of the other weak spots. Tighten muscles, bend knees and give it everything u have. The first move will be the most effective, make it worthwhile. They say what works against women is their up-bringing, if they have been brought up to keep their voices down they are less likely to shout out and be undignified. Yes, even in these circumstances. The attacker has the advantage of surprise on his side, and his dream would come true if u're quiet and submissive. There's no point getting squeamish about it, it's either you or him. Choose. Choose mentally NOW.

The wrong division is handling the role. I don't understand why. I stumbled upon it by chance on their website. The woman had no idea what my CV was saying; the employers are putting pressure on her and it's not her field. Neither side seems to click they're not suitable for one another. Wheras there's me thinking it's suitable for me(sincerely) and she hoping I'm being honest! A farce. I shall be patient as its for an investment bank and that my dear is the crux of the matter. Money. If I get it, I will eat my hijab. Quite happily. Good luck with the flat.

Ahura, I hate recruitment consultants. The one I saw today was telling me about her flat and how its been on the market and now she's found a fcking cash buyer for it. A cash buyer I tell you, for a flat in London! Some relative had died and left the buyer some money which she just couldn't wait to spend in cash on a flat. How much more must there be to spare, do ya think? No chance of a relative like that existing much less dying and leaving me any dosh. Not that I cared, I mean I really, really didn't care about her but I grinned and made all the appropriate sounds- the job sounds good. I thought I'd sworn off agents but I saw this job, within minutes I had picked up the phone and minutes later I was making an appointment to go see her- which is not how it usually happens. Apparently, I am the only interested candidate and the employers are getting desperate..which is great but now I have to harass 5 years' worth of people some of which harassed me along the way. LoL. It ain't right. IF I get an interview I will do the deed, if not, blah to the rigmarole. Goodness, I feel whinged out. Gracias.

What and have him turn into a prince? Only frogs allowed in my family tree. Tree frogs. Oh shut up Sheh and get some work done.

Rather funny but effective. I tell you I was riveted when that man showed us his moves. Some of them were so orchestrated I can't remember them anymore. OK, more.. --if grabbed by the neck, don't bother wrestling with attacker's arms, grab his thumbs and pull down and outwards, then sanka qow kaga sii. --elbow to the chin in an upward motion will stun him, a karate chop to the back of the neck in a downward motion will complete the move --if an outstreched arm grabs yours, karate chop the soft part where the elbow folds, his arm will limpen(is this a word?), hit his nose or mouth with the heel of your hand. Or punch, if punching, fold the thumb close and tight to the fist, tighten your arm muscles and punch from the centre of your being. --scream the neighbourhood down and say 'Fire!' cause ain't nobody giving a sh*t about a 'Help' --if u're being followed and worried, get a good look at his face and make sure he sees u doing that. They don't like getting caught and being identified, go figure! Don't bother knocking on doors for help(would u answer the door to a madwoman?) Set off the car alarms and walk along the road facing oncoming traffic, flag somebody down, but don't get in the car with them lool. Generally walk purposefully, be aware of your surroundings, forget using the mobile and ambling along. If u have an umbrella, keep it in your hand- and be prepared to cause pain. Failing which, call ME. :cool: Something about a roundhouse(?) kick coming back to me too...and a sequence of punches, on the face, sternum followed by the groin. It all ends in the groin. I'd probably add a 'tuff' too. Happy defending.

Even though homosexuality is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia, the kingdom ranks No. 2 for searches for "gay sex," behind the Philippines. Sh*t. Beaten by the Philippinos.

^that 'maaha' has me thinking and I've thought this before.

^my point precisely.

^about as bad as using a razor? Dunno. I remember the self-defence classes I took a lifetime ago. The teacher was a martial arts addict so he taught a little bit of everything. I tried in vain to learn 'the squeeze the thumb joint' move or whatever it was called but couldn't master it. Let's see what I remember, do enough to gain time or space, don't try this at home: ---collar bone is easy to break so try and do that with a karate chop ---nose is another good bone, use forehead or elbow --slap the ears hard with your palms, good for breaking the ear drums --stick fingers into eyes, tear those babies out --crush the toes with a big stomp --what else --the usual suspects, use the knee(this should probably be first port of call) --any of the above can have a person doubled over, that's when u take them off their feet, kick at the shins or grab by the back of the neck and push --run Oh yeah, scream all the way through it.

Not without an elbow u can't, and they'll see to that.

Boys! I swear they'd get competitive about their faeces. Originally posted by Bishitta: What kind of weapons do you keep in your vehicle? Bish, u ask that like it's normal. Where the hell do you live? I'm staying away. I don't own a car much less a weapon. Do you know what an elbow can do? It's eco-friendly too. Bwahaha.

Sorry, girl they CAN keep the entire holdoing deposit if your references don't pan out- the usual admin cost BS. The general rule of thumb when it comes to holding deposits is that they are non-refundable if you pull out of the deal. If you change your mind, or your references fail to meet the landlord's criteria, the estate agent can keep all or part of your holding deposit. The justification is that they are required to cover administrative expenses. However, if the tenancy does not go ahead because the landlord or the agent withdraws the property, you should always be entitled to reclaim your holding deposit. the rent traps It's called ENGLISH The Point. Facklexm, we're trying to keep away from dodgy. Mon Dieu.

The landlord may be oblivious to the agency's methods. He or she becomes a problem after u move in. Whoa, somebody wants to know where you live.

Originally posted by Valenteenah: This whole system seems to be set up to con people. What's stopping them from finding a reference 'unsatisfactory' and thereby pocketing the money? Nothing. There are other grossly over-charged flats out there. These people want too much and most of it is an inconvenience. Find another agency to deal with, ask what their procedures are before you ask them to look on your behalf. Don't like the sound of the cash transaction- will they give u a receipt? And a bodyguard for your journey from bank to agency? :rolleyes: Look them up if u're very keen on the flat. Just had an interview with a fancy recruitment agency, they want references for the last fcking 5 years. Do I look like I remember? It's madness.

^depends on the kind of contact. I stick with almond and yeah the duuduub does appear on the catwalks from time to time. They must have spotted it on Iman backstage..u can take the girl out of Somalia but u can't take the duubduub-ed hair out of her. Going to bed with two horns. As per.

^Not sure u'll get ajar out of a deliberate weight-loss campaign. Wait a minute, it'd make a good diet book for gullible Muslim women. Who wants the idea? It's yours, u benefit the non-ajar from it. I'm still not helping.

Dear Ayaan Good things come to those who wait. A lot of people have been waiting. Thank you. Good bye already.

^ we all have different definitions of fat. I get skinnier the older I get. Can't remember the last time I seriously wondered how much I weigh. Stress finishes me off good and proper cause I lose my appetite. I am not a big eater but I have a sweet tooth. I don't deny myself treats; I just make sure my regular food intake isn't too fatty or sugary. Exercise would be a good edition to my life..lazy.. Anyway, I just scoffed 5 custard creams; they stopped hitting the spot at 3 but what the hey. I could eat the biscuits for dinner with a cup of tea and go to bed happy tonight, except I have had dinner already. I fancied one of those processed frozen burgers(not my usual thing) but threw a couple into the overn instead of frying them. Had them with one slice of toast(lightly buttered), lots of green leaves, tomatoes and onions. I couldn't eat the second burger but made sure I ate all the leafy bits and pieces. I'm not helping. The blahing I will do when I have something else I should be doing. I'll shut up, I don't have to worry about the weight- not had to for years, don't know how to help. I'll go away now.

Scar, olive oil stinks yeah but smother your hair in it for a few hours, hover the hell out of the carpets, wash the blo*dy dishes, post on forums(love the online community, they don't judge on looks) and wash it out. Or go to sleep- even better. Mind the pillows though. Voila, conditioned locks. Got sick of coconut oil- childhood memories of greasy school mates- u couldn't touch them without coming back with an oily hand. I had enough on my own head, thanks! Scar, olive oil has medicinal properties, no? Hold your breath and enjoy its benefits. And don't forget to massage that scalp. I started using almond oil because- blame my mother- cause it was there and found it unsmelly yet moisturising. Just googled it and it's recommended for hair and dry skin. I remember slapping it on face too(a figure of speech). Washing every 3 weeks, Modesty- no itching, smelling(that would be a no-no for me)? Jawahir, that doesn't sound good about the headaches, may be u have tense neck muscles- used to give me very regular headaches too. I go to the toilets and stretch- that's what the mirror is there for for me. Naden, I was hoping someone would mention some black hair products that aren't overwhelming. I've given up on shampoo, it drags my hair down and makes me look like a oh-I-don't-know a small creature with a bad fur day at the swamp. The soap strips my hair of everything and the conditioner gives it enough moisture to make it manageable. Frizz has become much less of a problem. The more products I put on the quicker the hair gets dirty- all that build-up of products. Cara u don't have to wait till bedtime for some duuduubin lovin for your hair. U should see me now. Scary. I don't know how men who haven't had sisters cope when they marry, really.

^yeah, karma's on to her. Lets kick back and watch.

Originally posted by Scarlet: P.S. Sheh - I've never tried rollers...they looked awfully painful. But I do sometimes (when I'm not too lazy) duubduub (roll?) it into four or eight corners and cover it with a masar. In the morning, it's curly and gorgeous. We have our first confession! U have to have a beautiful face to carry off no hair. Herbal Essences conditioner seems to be working for my hair at the mo. I never used to try it as I couldn't/still can't abide their orgasm-related commercials! How many more years will they use that? Iff. Don't remember rollers being painful but they do work. I can't be bothered with them, my hair's too long for that palaver and my patience too short. I've stopped using shampoo and use good old-fashioned, unscented olive oil soap- the more rustic the better. My hair has grown far too long for my own good as a result but has thrived on it. A conditioner is necessary though as soap is drying. My hair is in far better condition now that its not being weighed down by all that crap in shampoos. I also use Almond oil, sometimes olive(greasy or what!) to give them a much-needed boost. Like yesterday which was a very, very bad hair day. So bad, I wanted to shave my head. Again.

She's worse off alive now that she's being abandoned.

Originally posted by Caano Geel: sheheheh, i think we're just after the cushion effect here So long as the cushion has pins in it, mate.