I had one long time ago .. then ugly fat black american middle age start to send me messages then i got depressed and stop for awhile using it.. now i can seem to remember the page or my password or even the login name.. anywy i guess it is a nice website...but Somaliaonline is much better... with it limitations..

Psycho_Sue ok what do i have to do to deserve ... i need to be king and i promise i wont take ur Queenhood away from u... it will like 50/50 share... so tell me what it takes to deserve.. and say it in a hint way not straight forward cause others might take advantage of this opportunity.... so holla on me... bring me the news.. and make it easy ... something i can actually do.. dont make it impossible.. be human...

looooooooool@nuune man cambodia second for men... ... i guess i should say thanx thou i think men here look really ugly.... and ladies really beautiful but smelly man... they are the most beautiful girls in south east Asia but the have something against showering and dressing well maybe something to do with their religion or men get turn on by the bad smell i dont know..... i go for Somalian men... since we got OG_moti, nuune, jamaal_11, libaax sanka, macruuf, legend and many more..... girls i go for Somali girls only if they lose the attitute they show only to us somali men and never to others even to the CLOWN said man dont say that again MR CLOWN i might end up serial killer because of your words.... peace

PART I You know YOU ARE SOMALI When 1. YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING 2. u have 1,768 uses for vasaline! 3. ur on da full bus and styll ur da loudest ppl talkin 4. u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it 5. ur dad married two other wifes not neccessary at the same time. 6. tea is made 5 times a day 7. u put sugar in everything 8. ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran " 9. u shop for gear on the 20th of the month 10. u buy sifa phone cards 11. u buy a computer and ur parents ask for bbc somali radio 24/7 12. your birthday is on the first of January. 13. your watch dangles around your wrist 14. you think every teacher is racist. 15. you put your used gum in the freezer to chew later 16. there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol 17. you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk 18. you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on somaliaonline 19. you leave all your assignments to the last minute Take rest more to come PART II YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN 1. YOU EAT EVERYTHING WITH A BANANA... 2. YOU JUST BOUGHT A NEW CAR BUT YOUR PUSHING A RENTAL THE NEXT WEEKNED... 3. YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT...INSURENCE, YA'LL KNOW THE DEAL. 4. YOU GO OFF TOPIC EXPLAINING THINGS.. 5. MISSBELL WORDES ON SOMALIONLINE... 6. YOU THROW GARBAGE OFF THE BALCONIES 7. U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U DOWNLOAD FREE INTERNET.. 8. U CALL JACK CRETIAN " AF QHALOOC" 9. ON DA PHONE U SAY " HALLO".. 10. u NEVER call before u visit someone @ there house and then have the nerve to say there house was a mess. 11. the whole family is watchin da 6 o'clock news n somesays "haye, maxay sheegeen?" lol 12. ur mom or dad calls long distance and screams on the phone 13. you eat everything with your hands. 14. you eat all the fattest food like basto iyo baris with so much oil and never get high cholestrol. 15. your parents always talk about sending you back to somalia when you do anything wrong. 16. you have your wedding start at 9, the people show up at 12 0r 1 and the bride and groom show up at 2 in the morning and then you party until 6 am look shit for 2 days after that.. 17. u talk too much, but around afro-americans, u r as quiet as a mouse. (afread for ur skinny ass) 18. say Walahi when someone tellz u something..........even if they say......."I bought A New Shirt".. (Say Walahi) 19. your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player 20. your mom wears a dirc to the supermarket Want some more? ok!! PART III 1. you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6 (canada people, and usa) 2. you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer 3. you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free 4. u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges 5. u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys. 6. your niece is 40yrs older than you 7. you hang out in any or all of these spotz: Wagad, Hamdi, Afgooye, Karur, Country Style at Dixon, Sheridan Mall or the McDonald's at Falstaff, Jane & Finch, Duncanwood, Weston & 401, Macmacnka Hamar Weyne, Benadir, Somali Hall of Fame, Iftin, any of the Dixon Buildingz, Emmett Buildingz, Driftwood, John Garland, Eastmall or Westmall, Yorkdale or Eaton Centre, the Base Night Club, and off course Five Star Banquet Hall (you know where y'all hang out) or Naadiga in kuwait, qaxwo in UAE and single guys houses in Saudi arabia, playing cards all night

Gentelman waryaa ha igu dirin gabadha, we just made peace, loooooool walahi u made me laugh man .. ala maxaad wax shukaansatay.. sxb i am building her convidence and i am sure in the future she will be so fine... she has what it takes to be a fighter, i was just testing that talent in her... qarxiska daa sxb...

Jeez! girl you really hate me .. girl i never asked reason of your extreme hate: Can you possible tell me reasons for that in a bullited list.... by the way i do not hate u but i have things that i really dont like about u, i will tell u one day.. and u also have some good qualities which i will never tell u no matter what.. so tell me the reasons that made u hate me so badly ... maybe u think my mom is chinese..? :rolleyes: :confused: and if ur reasons are good enough i will leave u alone if not i will have to do something .. i have a couple plans but lets hear ur reasons first... peace

I think this is Conspiracy ... girl tell us whos topics made u feel come up with this Question, i know u felt the topics must come from teenagers To answer your q. I think nomads come here to lossen up and excape from stress of life n stuff.. we act childish but are very mature well composed individuals off- line. Your as old as you feel, eh? by Ameenah well said.. it is stress releave, to me i work s a web site dessigner as a freelancer.. so whenever i take a break i just check this site and put whatever comes to my head, There is a child in every one of us, and it comes to the surface everytime we feel blue by the Great OG_moti so girl comeon dont put some people on the spot.. by the way did i say my age.. i think i did somewhere up... if i did not let me know.. peace

Yeah brother Northerner it is a nice place to visit but not for long time, as u said visit and run... loool Khmer rouge elements exist? yes they are still there, atleast their supporters and influences, since every single cambodian lost someone dear to khmer rouge.. man if you read there history it is terrifying and u will be amazed what those people went through, 3 million died by their own people.. skeletons are every where and they have several killing feilds where u can see lots of human bones scatred in a large areas .. it there till today that what torrist come for to see...it is a sad country and people are really dull and i do not blame them cause what they been through is not something can anyone handle... heartbreaking, they also have great sights...Somalis here? we are 3 guys we all teachers, there was a somalian lady married to a Japanese guy, but they left to Japan, man that was the saddest lady i ever seen, she was married to a total loser and had 4 kids all boys oldest 22 years looool hey i am giving u the whole story...loool anyway it is a great place to visit or work as a matter of fact but no life.. it will be like u living in a jungle ... i give u some things to see.. check it out and if u want a sad story just go to www.google.com and type in the search Area Khmer Rouge and u will see the bigger picture...in the mean time enjoy those pictures..

Jamaal_11 sxb he is just protecting the family showing tht we got men no doubt whom are willing to protect... we got more people in.. goood... Jamaal_11 what is next... so far no enemies looool welcome back bro i havent seen u for awhile..peace

Brother Northerner it is a long story i dont wana bore everyone, but since the title is boring then i might as well do it so here is the story in breif... I grow up in kuwait... then after high school i decided to travel bit went many Asian places first Arb countries did not work out for me.. then a suggestion came from my dad to try philippines it was where i found myself and the love of my love or i thought so since that love does not exist now.. so i had a hard time at first because of the philipinos they use to call us negros thinking our black skin is something ugly and should be ashamed of forgetting their nasty looking and flat noise and shortyness.. anyway they seem to be once u get to know them they respect u and treat u right even try to force u date their daughters and sisters... anyway i went from town to town in the philippines, i did Bachelor degree in Computer science - progrming and after that decided to do master degree in Business administration done it then too 2 years to work in the philippines as assistant teacher.. one day tht was year 2000 i decided to go back to kuwait and drink some milk and juice cause my ass was about to desappear .. i was so skinny, but unexpected thing happen, a friend of mine came from cambodia for a visit he is a canadian whom his parents where working in Cambodia for a non government organization, and he was teaching there.. so he invited me to visit him in cambodia so i said where is that.. did some research and found out it was where Khmer rouge killed millions of people... then i heard people saying hey there is war there dont go, my dad and whole family thought the same but anyway i did i came here.. guess what a week here this English school where my friend was working called me and offered me a job i said what kind of job they said we need a head of IT $1300 plus $20 an hour is u teach.. i said waaw ofcourse i made myself dhagxoos so i told them i will think about it .. in 20 minutes i went back and i said when can i start... i end up being the head of IT and teaching marketing subject.. i said i save some money and get out of here in 6 months.. but now it hs been 3 years.. i guess Asia has some magic on me... that is the story of my life.. anyway Cambodian do not talk to foreigners but we have 7000 of europins, mericans and others and we got our own places... the nearest city to the whole country is thialand Bangkong where we go shopping cause in this country u could find nothing.. yes no macdolnds, or KFC, or 7 eleven or not even one single shopping mall... so that is it... by the way in case u wana visit holla on me ... i will what i can do for u .... peace

S.O.S think again sis... mangos yes u will eat as much as u want... bananas as well... but dear beleive me u dont want to be here i know what i am saying... Asia here means ofcourse far east Asia like indho yar.. i have been here long enough to know it sucks... and did u say Japan where men are sick doing stuff to young girls? where people eat raw meat... sushi yukky sister think again.. i mean yes for a holiday it would be cool but living here i do not recommend at all... to me it suppose to be great i work here i teach my students are great but it is just i dont know .. maybe u should come and judge urself ... good luck...

Xafsa i really felt i made a mistake posting this one...loooool you can say yes waan baqay looool u know Psycho_sue and MiZZ_luxus on my back i can not handle anymore heard fighters... and i am glad they dont get a long or i would be cut to peaces by their united efforts... Xafsa glad to hear that u are on my side.. thanx sis...peace

on a trip towards Hawaii or as a matter of fact to my way to any place out of Asia....llooooll man good Question... peace

Xafsa thanx sis... u right... and somealian loool u missed the point .. guys u all missed the point i was talking about tht.. my question is why do they keep saying it.. is it to hit where it hurts or what.... but i dont think i wanted to discuss iin details like miss somealien pointed out... anywy i got the picture i think i need to ask the admin to delete this topic.. cause it will create so much misunderstanding....and might bring more enemy of the states on my back... if u come here please note it is not what u think before u say anything... be objective... not subjective...loool peace

Psycho sue i think we need to talk, this is becoming personal, why dont u share with me the crown and everyone will be happy, and by the way no more the skinny thing we start to eat long time ago now we look much better than that.. so share girl.... lets lead our people to safety.. ok good deal? i think so thank you... we will be great couple i mean only in ruling together...ok..peace and can u forgive my girl Hibo and make her our advisor.. she can cook as you know and derman will be working in the libarary.. we need books right? peace my partner in the kingdom.. as u know it takes two to tango and ruling is kind of tango...

Psycho sue loooooooooool, hey come on seriously this is what all paltalk girls talk about... i need to know what is the nomads point of view of this issue.. this topic all i need is few replies to understand why u guys say so all the time when one guy gets to ur nerve...? peace

Legend : the secrets is revealed ...loool I know for a fact that I dont like OG_Moti, just great why did you have to get his name into this. That was one name that I was not looking forward to. You have just made my day I thought we made peace.. are u breaking it? :mad: by: MiZz_Luxus OG_Moti is Koool hunk! thanx girl.... dont worry miss i wont tell everyone that u kind of liking me after all... it is our secret you want a role model try those guys and ladies Libaax sanka taabte Maskiin macruuf Legent of Zu Jamaali_11 Nuune Derman Lakkad abdinuur Prettyboy G_monkey Mobb_deep The Clown Kheyr keynan and one and the only Somaliaonline_pressident For the ladies you got the following and more Hibo Runaway Virgin Lovely me Sthlm_lady Buubto Batuulo Barwaaqo PSycho_sue Nasra Ruba of the Aruba Xafsa Tasha ameenah ahlaam ilhaam_ MALAIKA Hornafrique Cute_lilGirl S.O.S Sweet mune and the new commer and sound promessing - Somealien and many more.. those are a good example if u want to pick one or two u can... good luck Peace

It seems to me that us, Somali men lately been called repeatedly one minute men by our sisters, Somali women, and I understand it is just a defense mechanism to reply to our brothers constant criticism toward the sisters… which I am totally against it.. but my question is Why one Minute man? Is it because the sisters think by saying that they will touch a sensitive point and make the brother swear walahi I am not one minute man? Or what? But what the sisters forgot is that some people live a life time in one minute, so maybe that one minute if it is true the brother can achieve a lot and do more than expected… So let me ask the sisters aside of my first Question another question, do u really mean that one minute thing or u just want to hurt the brother and make them stop disrespecting u… ? peace....

that is my boy Derman did u get lucky or she just played u... man i told u bro.. mark them before u hunt them.... but it is ok brother like the old man said.. she will come back crying...peace

Sister Jamiila great point you made there, but i think this issue is very complex and need Islamic scholar point of view.. if i say something about i would feel i am giving a FATWA and i know not many people are qualified to so.. but i guess u made a good point, and i think the future we have no control of it what so afer, we work hard to get what we want or reach where we want to reach in the future if it happens the way wee wanted it Alhamdullilah .. wht we wanted is what god wanted for us and if we dont get it, than maybe Allah did not want us to get it... and Always Allah never disappoints those who work hard and the merciiful Allah is nothing to worry inshaAllah...peace

STHLM_Lady loooooooooooooooool ... she is scared haaa, man all i was doing is to share with my nomads my thoughts.. nothing more nothing less and put me in a list with the man hater, who does not admit that men were behind her being who is she, and educating her, i bet she never had a female teacher aside her mother...yes i mean Psycho_Sue she is nice and all that.. but she is a hater.. and inshaAllah she will accept the truth and be kind to her teachers.."MEN" QueenSoccer dear dont worry about me i dont bite and i will be extra nice to you... dont worry about those haters who told u otherwise... welcome and peace

Sister hit the club aaa war cusub.. can i come.. i am a good dancer.. like dhaanto and stuff like that.. by the way we have rewaayad in Cambodia the title A chinese Somalian wana come? it will only cost u $1000 for the air ticket and another $400 for the hotel, guest house is cheaper by 70%.. and $50 for the admission.. so all together $1450 not bad beside you get to see the great OG_Moti... i take u to see the town.. i will do it for free ofcourse ... i might even pay u a can of coke.. what u say sis.. bring the girls and everyone.. it will be unforgetable moments... enjoy ur stay in Toronto.. becareful for the SARs ask health certificate for somalis in torono before u talk to them... and wear mask all the time... peace

DAD9000 brother thanx for the web site it was very informative... i think this girl should be dealed with before she becomes a real threat.. Crown without a man kulahaaa .. meesha miyaa laciyaarayaa... war naga qabta gabadhan inteynan lahalaagin.. i think we need to stop her while she is weak .. cause i happen to know that her vision could come true and it will be a heart breaking it that happens... Hitler started his ruling with a vision exactly like hers and we all know what he did.. so please stop her before it is too late... i think i will be a rebel from now on and dennounce myself from her so called kingdom... i do not acknowledge her powers and i think she should be doing the following instead of ruling Psycho_sue Doesn't she look good on her suppose to be Job peace

MiZz_LuxusWaaw sorry at last you are bored... that was the objective... and now i am sure you wont fight anyone anymore... now you are a true nomad.. who cares for others and dont want fight but be inlove... in here our main objective is to make nomads discuss their problems and exchange ideas.. those who fight we re-educate them and open our hearts and hands for them.. glad to hear that you want to love everyone... peace and love... by the way Can u cook Canjeero? how did i come accross u? man i dont know u started attacking me.. but past is past isn't it...

Psycho_sue As i see u got you crown, but hey you need a strong man by ur side to look good on that crown, so i was thinking you know being a nice and strong shaf weyn man.. u might think of giving me that position what u say... comeon? we will look coool standing side by side... i am waiting for ur reply and i wont take no for answer... peace