ooh man remind me to put you all in jail when or if you come back home, I am planning to control the immigration section in 20 years from now "of course no government in the next 20 years" it gives me a planty time to prepare myself and collect information, when I get the job and there is no if here cause i got to have that job, my plans are to put all of you in detention and keep you for no reason.. and other plans which include giving Arabs and Westerns a hard time, and west Africans, ooh boy I am gonna help Somali keep the bad things off the country.. By the way "madoobe dheere" you guys are Ancient, the passport neither black nor long, it is a cute hand-written green booklet.. those who did not see it take a good look cause this is the closest you get on having the honor to carry it looooooooooooool, by the way it is copy righted so don't try to print it and frame it peace

Quite -Storm What is wrong with you brother, you know my day was ok untill you mess it up for me.. see yourself what you did, read below I am going to Somalia to raise some chicken or camels, How can you put chicken and camel in the same statement, are you trying to insult the true nomads who never dealt with Chicken and always had respect for Camels, man you are making me say, it is fair for you to be shot in the head 10 times Anyway brother you the dril, dont carry the pack bag, i know it adds a bit to the style, and dont wear heavy Jackets, I know it easy for me to say, your skinny sholders will freeze to death, but hey better freeze than to have holes in your head right? one thing about LAW, the more you obey it the more you get into troubles, so be smart, break little rules and get a white partner, she might help you survive.. or as you said go back home, but please don't put chicken and camel side by side it is a major insult, someone might shoot you back home if they see you doing so.. wish you luck.. Peace

Brother SOO MAAL thanks for being a true Somali, and for your passion for your people what region they are from.. and for sister Lidia, I do clearly understood that you are not a racist or clannish, and you didn’t mean any harm, and that is why I said your words are politically incorrect and not racist or wrong, but your perseverance in saying "I think he is an Ethiopian or an Eritrean, who is ethnically Somali " is a bit unfair, as the brother said, there are no Ethiopians or Eritrean who are ethnically Somalis, that everyone would agree with me, anyway I will discuss with you this matter further in PM, Sister OG_girl and brother NGONGE, both of you dangerously misunderstood the words of انصر اخاك ظالما او مظلوما for you brother I think you made a big mistake “ I am guessing†you think the words are wrong, they are true and full of wisdom.. for the sister you seem to take the words literarily as it is, thus misinterpreting the true meaning of these words, it means “ be with your brother if he is write and be with him if he is wrong by stopping him from doing wrong not by agreeing with him in the wrong doing†Anyway Somalis or not Somalis, the issue is Muslims are in the hunt, and very few and I mean very few confused individuals are doing the big wrong and the entire peace-loving Muslim nations are paying the price, selfishly being in Asia, I was saying man these people now eliminated for good my chances to get to the western world and explore my chances in life, but I was wrong, after thinking I realized those who are actually in western world who are Muslims have problems than I do, they are hunted by both sides.. I hope this will pass and I hope inshaAllah all of you will survive these difficult times, best wishes to all of you, and don’t lose your faith, Allah kariim and Allah has plans for this world, and nothing happens without his wishs, Peace

looooooooooooooooool a nice one sis, i hope this will make u never buy big fruits.. I kind hate big fruits after this joke loooooooool

We Somalis are dreamers the worse kind of dreamers.. you guys still have hopes to have a government.. man look at what you saying? Somali Government and e-passport? why dont u add e-government too, cause he cant even set a foot in Somalia maybe he should try the E-government, maybe it work for him to run the country by online, e-learning working, so why not e-government too? wake up people, u got no government and you wont have one soon, so enjoy ur qaxooti life and stay away from these confused people from Asia and Arabs who are giving muslims bad name.. peace

dear i really dont agree what these guys are doing but sorry i have to tell u they dont have the means to face to face governments so the reason who they dont face their enemy face to face is a simple as that... secondly i agree with u, terrorist should be stopped in its all forms starting with Bush who is the biggest terrorist on earth and these guys in iraq and Osama people and Isrealis and chechniya all these terrorist must be stopped, and they will be in time inshaallah... peace

Lidia sorry sis u are being politically incorrect, what do u mean an Ethiopian or an Eritrean, who is ethnically Somali, are you suggesting people in O g a d e n land? seriously what do you mean ethnically somali.. I demand explaination.. people from there are Somalis and fighting for freedom since day one.. so please explain urself and apologize... Peace

Somali skinny a s ses waakaas kabaxsada, u kept bullying the Pakistanis and calling them paks like u were brits, now hide and the worse of all, u guys were heavy sweaters and jackets to hide your little rips, and wear hats to hide the big head and the bold, now none of that is possible, now you either take 8 shots in the big head or you will freeze to death sorry guys, Somali will be hunted wherever they go.. F***ed for life… I suggest you inform on these guys if you see them and get the reward and get out go to Australia and capture some wild Camels, a lot of them there and lets go back to our nomadic life.. Shoot to kill sounds a racist actions, the government of UK is a racist and red necks, they enjoy killing Muslims and Allah kariim they killed a man who is not even a Muslim, I bet if he was a Muslim they would find an excuse and put some sort of crime in his neck, to them Shoot to kill means kill a Muslim if you get the chance, so best luck those who live in these countries and as long as Allah is there, no worries and those who are bombing people are not Muslims, there are confused suicidal group who gave up life, I just hope they use the usual method, hung themselves instead of taking innocent hard working people with them whoever they are… Peace

Dear lander My eyes are open, wider than you can ever imagine, I did experienced and felt deep the consequences of these young men’s actions, I have been stopped everywhere I go, questioned and even hold for hours for no reason, just because I fit the profile and I carry a weak a s s passport, anyways dear conspiracy theory of the west world is what you are presenting in here dear, being confused is a motive, everyone feels depressed once awhile in this new world, and I am sure all of you asked yourself the dangerous question “ what do I live, what is the point? What do I live for? “ and those who have faith and remember they are muslims stop and say man what am I doing “istagfurulah and they prayâ€, and we both know it is worse in the west, bills to pay, everyone is talking about future and jobs and what am I gona do? Which means more depression, so what is my point? Patient my dear lady……… Those young men had a motive, the motive was depression and wanting to live this world, they were suicidal, and they would kill themselves anyway even if they didn’t bomb anything.. Being muslims they knew killing themselves would give them straight a ticket to hell, so what is the solution, we want to die this world s u c ks, they came up with this wrong religiously and humanly idea, we kill ourselves with some kaafir and we might secure out ticket to heaven, so they did it.. their motive is to die and they were so confused to think dying and killing other with them will help them go to heaven “ they must watched “The collector series†too much†And by the way what do you think is the reason suicide bombers in Palestine decreasing? My opinion is everything has a beak time and slow time, maybe they just taking rest, these people have no thing to prove, they are simply suicidal and they fed up with this world and they on top of that religiously confused… Islam simply says “ u kill a human being, it is like you killed the whole world, and if u safe one human being it is like u saved the whole world†and also says when you are depressed pray, so I guess the solution is someone must tell them to pray and forget this western ideas of what am I gona do tomorrow, how am I gona pay the bills? They don’t believe in Allah meaning they think this life is the only one so they are holding in to it.. we believe we are visitors to this life and we should be kind to every living thing and kind as a guest should be… Allah kariim

Dawaco dawaco I didnt want you to be the I d i o t and the dog, sorry dear.. loooooooooooooooool peace

You guys talk like the white people,, there is no motive, a bunch of kids bored to death and think they can safe muslims single handed.. and the westerns need to stop this dream we are after the terror and words that could only make things worse, Solution: stop calling all muslims terrorists and try to educate these young confused kids who think they are doing good for Islam, they are simply criminals, confused criminals and the worse and most dengrious human beings are those who are young and confused.. Allah kariim PEace

Joke 1 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this joke __________________________ Joke 2 CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this ____________________________ Joke 3 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, i d i o t dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. ____________________________ Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! ______________________________ I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. ______________________________ What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ____________________________________ WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! _____________________________________ Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. ___________________________________ Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens. (for the sisters so that they dont say i am bias) _________________________________ Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. PEace

Female is a female, whether human, or cats or birds always fighting and never know for what... I read this article written by a female who concluded her article i wish i was a man, she got a point when she said in the article "women never like to think,it is like they will if they do a bit of harmless thinking" thou without females this world wouldn't exist, and I can't say I agree with her, but I just wanted to share with my sisters and brother of SOL, I know you wouldn't believe me so I will tell you where i have seen the article it is Guardian online newsletter (UK) volume IV February 31, 2005, It was shocking to me but again it was written an Exford graduate female who is highly educated, well respected in her community, I have always thought women are smarter than men, but this article changed my life totally and after all I guess I was wrong.. Peace

I hope everyone was as half wise as Dawaco, lander and linder, all words of hate.. why hate when you can love.. chill all will ya? we all in the same boat and it aint going anywhere... Peace

Hibo, isfiilito aaqabtaa, but thank allah I got the cure.. first we have to know the reason to fix the broken.. You wake up upset and in a mood of hungry cow, why? because at night when you sleep u do not read few pherses of Quran.. or you watch Hindi movie with few crying seens, or Arabic movie with a bit depressive attitude.. cut these habits and watch sports before you sleep, drink water, and dont sleep on your chest, the problem solved.. Peace

Humans make mistakes and Allah gafuur rahiim, so if someone toobad keeno, i guess he is safed isnt it? Dawaco do you have to touch this topic? By the way we all killers in away or another.. Allah kariim PEace

oooops is this mean i will be in trouble, some of these SOL will hunt me down now? man i shouldnt have said where i live, now i need to move out of place and go to unknown spot.. .. waryaa, I cant believe you fall for that story.. it is a try being smart move by these guys to increase traffic on their website.. and it seems it is working thanks to you.. Peace

Sue Inta uu Ilaaheey rag badiyey.. couldn't u find me a better catch than OG-Moti ???? No offense OG... if taken out of Cambodia am sure u would make a fantastic match Waawarey, first time i am turn down, but again Hibo that was ouch and ouch.. Sue did help you to match u up with the best the market has to offer and u turned it down with impulsive decision making lool, I am very close to be the king of Cambodia and u just lost your chance of possibility to be the queen of Cambodia.. Anyway is this Match making section, new service indeed, it might most likely work.. keep the good work and Sue dont put me in such situation sis.. Peace

This happened between a man and a female, I was there and couldn’t believe that actually women could be smart sometimes… Female: Men are dogs Man: and why are you chasing them all the time? Female: Well dogs make quite a good house pet.. Man: ah mmm hmmm it was amazing.. peace

Dear Juxa “ I wish if I could use your real name – but you know there some people out there who may hunt you down for countless reasons, if I may mention one it would be to claim they are relative of yours and lost family member†Anyways and any how, these following words are from the heart, I have never been good with words, and plagiarism was my best source of words in many situations, but not this time, all my words are mine and from the bottom of my heart Today is a day, just like other days for many people, but not for me, SOL members and definitely you… It is a day you shined, it a reminder how wonderful you are, it may remind you age, but it reminds me the good days and the pleasure of meeting (not face to face at least to yet) you and knowing you, it is a day, of happiness to loads of people, cause it is the day of your existence, time passes and life goes on, but your impact on me and your caring friendship remains and always reminds me how much blessed I am with such friendship, I wish you best of the best… and many years to come full of joy and happiness… Remember you are not alone wherever you are, spread the love… as the ROSE you are.. With love and respect H a p p y B i r t h d a y OG_moti,

I see! so he didnt actually died, ok, I wish he will realize he is not dead and do good.. Peace

Who Died? and how? Allah yarham.. tell them I am sorry Peace

that was funny looooooooooooooool

looooooooooooooooooooool kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk very funy

Cajiib, as I thought, money will be mentioned, Ala money maad iska ilaawdaan.. Somali men are 3 types 1. Good and broke 2. Good and ok 3. Bad and financially well off.. No good somali with money that you can forget it.. besides why you all seem to believe you can change a man or want to change a man, that is one of the reasons we got so many single mothers running arround, the reason ($ and Control), so a peice of advice; keep it real and seattle with the one who loves u for who u are in return love him for who he is.. pepriod. PEace