latest somali movie ... dont miss it, no copy availble on DVD only in movie houses... enjoy

LP_girl he was the major Somali history, and well said sis ... indeed he was exceptional fellow... Allah yarhamuh

I met this women, and she was good looking accept she was a bit heavy, and i realize that from her slaping me, man it was like i forget where i was, why she slapped me, i dont know i was being romantic, she asked me What do you see when you look at me from a distance? i said i see apple pie waiting just for me to stick my fingers into it.. and for no reason at all she slapped me ... i mean i compared her with the best pie i have ever had "apple pie" i thought she would say how sweet and hug me instead she slapped me... i think i am going to stop being romantic.. .. women wht is it they want, you say me go you go what u think they slap u, you say u remind me apple pie they slap u, what they want? please tell me before i become unromantic... peace

I hate helping people to move too cute_bigGirl, even when we are moving i always find a reason to go away and come after everything is moved, I hate when she acts hard to get, cries to make me feel guilty, I hate a lot of things but if i tell it here some might think i am a pyscho so i will keep it to myself... peace

Mizz_lexus difficult Question, anyway my friend who is with me here in cambodia, have more than 20 brothers and sisters most of them he did not even see, his father Allah yarhamuh was a good man and much loved man, ala u asked about me, aha me i dont know .. we are 11, 10 same mother and one different mother, but what is left are 6 including me... man i want to break the record from one women and have 19 kids from one mother that is why i have a goog diet now and i am on plan .. looking for a lady who has special diet too looooool .. by the way it is not possible to have 2 wives anymore, they become impossible "females" and some have more muscles than men .. plus 911, 999 on their side... so the only solution for my plan is one women but make sure u produce more....

What can I say... Allah yarham the dead.. but brother Somalis are fasinated by the saying "If you are Rome, Do what the romans do" amazingly they say Cambodia is a dengerious place to be, brother if you come here you would only see what makes u relaxed never will be disappointed.. Torono, london, Menesota, Australia, they all dengerious places, i hope i wont have to be there.. maybe as Humanitarian worker or as volunteer to safe what is left about somali dignity... brother it is ok .. we lost what we had because of us... peace

DEar OG_girl i am helping u, i am telling him get the hints and leave her alone ... see u were not listening to me, which means u are not interested in me looooooooool i was on ur side dont be 7umaaar be 7ilwatun zakiya ....

MashaAllah sis Raxmah great article,I checked my heart drive and found the love.exe in my heart drive, however it was inffected with a virus called user-Lady.dat and once i run the love.exe i got a message the file is inffected with user-Lady.dat, I tried Macaffee Anti Virus, it says this virus has no cure yet and most likely there wont be a cure for long time to come, so i tried to delete the file user-lady.dat from my heart drive but it says access denied the file is read only.. so i decided to format the heart drive and never install love.exe again it attracts viruses always... looooool peace

hey shaka zulu, i am just helping u ... bro my women are just fine they all with me in this ... and i got to be safe with women cause i get the hint and move on, i dont push a lot... thou an old man told me u want a fine lady push hard .. when i thought about it.. he was lonely and reading newspapers which showed me he never had a women on his side and it was because of his tactics and he wanted me to end up like him, brother the hints are good and follow them, dont be ****** ... i think u got such hints from many here lets say maybe OG_girl... looooooooooool, peace

You have a problem: You really like this little Somali woman, but you can't figure out if she reciprocates your feelings. You'd love to ask her out, but the thought of rejection stops you cold. surely she will ismacneys. So how do you gauge whether or not she's interested in you? The good news is that many times all of the necessary signs are there -- you just have to know what they are. What are they? 10. She doesn't remember your name If your name is Raage and she keeps calling you Faarax, forget about her. Not only is she not interested in dating you -- she can't even be bothered to show you the smallest sign of respect! 9. She's always out of town or working She was at a wedding in Xamar weyne last weekend, a funeral in Hargeysa the one before that, and is visiting friends in Laascaanood next weekend. Not only that, but she seems to work well into the wee hours every single weeknight. Unless she's secretly employed as the morning shift waitress at the local diner, she's just making excuses. She doesn't want to see you and she's either too polite -- or too chicken -- to tell you this directly. 8. She never calls you back or returns your email Ever wonder why everyone else seems to receive the emails you send them, but she never does? And how many times can her answering machine be broken? If it's so darned unreliable, then why doesn't she replace it? Could it be that the machine is selective about the messages it loses? (That's a rhetorical question.) 7. She doesn't listen to you If she says things like, “Huh? What did you say?” or, "You talking to me? You talking to me?!" or, "Sorry, I wasn't listening …" then you should take the hint. She seems more impressed by the lint on her black pants than what you are saying. Move on. 6. She doesn't remember what you tell her If you bring up something you two had previously discussed and are met with nothing but a blank stare, it's a pretty clear indication that she hasn't been listening to you. And if that's the case, it shows an obvious lack of interest on her part. (Either that or she's really ****** -- in which case you shouldn't date her anyway.) 5. She keeps asking about your friend If you are talking to the object of your affection and she is constantly interrupting you to ask about your friend Hassan, then she is clearly not interested in you. You should probably pass her number on to him -- with her permission, of course -- and try to forget about the two of them together. 4. She never looks for commonalities between you You are moved by the fact that you both like coffee in the morning -- "How weird is that?!?" In the meantime, she keeps emphasizing the fact that she likes Sugerless Tea Cadees, while you tend to order Canjeero-- she says "What an old fashion you are, you know!" 3. She would rather run errands You work in the same building and when you ask her if she would like to have lunch with you at the nearby Somali café, she declines because she is all out of dishwashing soap and doesn't want to miss the 7-cent discount at the drug store in the next town. Either she's really thrifty, or she finds her dirty dishes more interesting than you -- sorry. 2. She hides from you If she sees you coming and looks for the closest place to hide, then you really don't need me to tell you that she doesn't like you, right? Tell me you aren't that clueless. unless u are so ****** and thinking she wants to play with u hide and seek... 1. She is happily married Some guys don't get this one, but it's a biggie. If she is wearing a wedding band and seems happy about this fact, then she is not looking for another relationship. Trust me. Although it's not always easy to tell if a woman likes you or not, even the most cautious women tend to exhibit signs either way. I hope that this little list has been both entertaining and helpful in determining if she would like to see more of you or not. Remember Somali women are not like any other women.. they think diffirently, and they unique.... for short they are a headache.. so please use those signs and dont waste ur time... peace

Barwaqo maqaayad? and u want me to invite u?... man what with somali women and me, usually somali women are scared to face men ... but not me, they show their hate towrds me, maybe i should stop being romantic and lover and be hard on them... no female is invited... it will be Islamic wedding and only men will come .... most sheikhs.. Ilhaaam thanx for the good words but u are a women arent you? sorry if u are u are not invited blame ur fellow females for showing hate towards me...peace

i think OG_Moti got the best avatar, i dont know why but it seems cool avataar and i vote for it... peace

I resign from wasiirka macdanta, I want to be the president, I feel I could be a better leader, I have a vision, and I think the best economic system would be Islamic + Communism ... with those knowledge and me being people's person I can be a very good leader and create a country from zero, so to make long story short, I will create opposition party and Civil war is an option i am willing to take as a last resource of conflict resolution, so what you say? give it up the presidency or suffer the consiquencies... peace.. I have a dream, and it can be happen, "Presidency of united Somaliaonline"

Al salaamu Aleekum ..Allah Subhanuhu wa ta alaa, GIVES THE HARDEST CHALLNGES (TESTS) TO THOSE WHO HAVE STRONG CHARACTER, so if you face challenges do not say why me, say Allah help me to over come, and be as you want me to be... Difficulties in life, is a test, and Allah is always fair, the hardest the challange gets remember it is because you have strong character given by Allah, and with the help of Allah we will all pass the test... and meet in heaven and enjoy the company of Allah and his prophets and the good god fearing men and women.. this is just a note or reminder of challnges of life and always know Allah is watching.. peace and love.. salaamu aleekum

salamu aleekum sis.. sister somalis dont read much, can you summarize the topic so all will read cause it is so important topic.. thank you.. peace

The meaning of life? life means 3 things: 1. live and let others live 2. obey Allah, and know you are here for a reason 3. Remember it is short and a test. peace

Limit your internet usage, stay away from Qabiil rooms in Paltalk, Read Quran, Read (ahad, Falaq, and Al nas) ... one good tip, pray suna as much as you can, talk about islamic history, it is a story where devil gets bored and leave the place you sitting... good luck

Masha Allah, Allah who he shows the right path who he want, Allah yahdii man yashaa... but sis you still seem a bit violant, but in time you will lose that violant.... mashaAllah, may Allah show you the right path in everything you do.. salaamu aleekum

First of All thanx to those peace loving, and brother libaax sanka taabte, you will always a good leader you have the qualities and you understand different levels of people, you read between the lines, man I think me and you could work together for better somalia... to flying sista, i did not mean it, it is miss typing .. my keyboard sometimes gets crazy on me, u are indeed a good friend, and to the sweet 16s (mute_littlegirl, OG_godzilla, and Mizz_Ukrania) i dont

I announce that the cat fight has offecially started, man kaahin dont pull my legs bro, and i know she never told u a think .. or maybe the Saxarla group of abusive actions hired u to ruin my reputation.. but the truth has been revealed and the OG_man is a good person by the decission 99.9% of SOL nomads.. thanx guys one love

looooooooool@uncle tom, but i totally agree he is uncle tom and house negga, so will he promise a massive aid to somalia with me gone? looool great article Shujui-1 peace

first Jamaaal thanx for the love note friend, and OG_girl friends know about the person things that the family never know and may never know...loool, and juxa see .. i told u somali people, you say i like someone they start making assumptions and forget the concept of the topic, you been sweet so sweet the deal is now will they ever be as sweet as u been, i doubt, but hey like i said somali people surprise me so they might surprise me again and start dropping love note... hope they will follow your step cause so far you are an exceptional lady and so beautiful... peace

oh my god, now i am in trouble the haters have arrived, Barwaaqo i am a changed man, i always been a good man but misunderstood deeply and sadly, however with my big heart i am willing to forget the past and think of the present, and og_godzilla who said u will be near any part i will organize.. no way girl.. and now my biggest fear came to reality . Paltalk haters are here, Saxarla dont say you are the saxarla i know in Paltalk the one who organized the hate group? if you are then i am in trouble and i think it is time to strengthen my relationship with the admin.. Admin brother we have a lot in common and i will tell you all about it.. loool peace

Clown well said brother nd sister rahiima... sister Mizz Unique could you please share with us with some of his heart touching Poems in somali and translation if possible so that OG_girl will understand the words of her own Grandpa.. indeed we need to make a movie about him like Omar Muqtaar of Lebiya... i hope some somali rich man will take that opportunity and make a movie from the unique man... peace

The Attack has began, flying fly, A7la minal 7mar and OG_gozila started the attack .. wait admin u never told me 7imar and gozilla are offensive words so i hope i am not banned for those words.. anyway, i am wiser now and thanx all, but no thanx u are not invited .... it is a house thing and only 4 people should be invited.. sorry but most of u eat too much i can not afford it .. peace