OG Moti

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  1. Some New T-Shirts each will cost $19.99 limited number available.. get it before you regret
  2. looooool, Man Somali people are amazing thank God they are too skinny to break bones, I mean guys do you really understand what people write, or you choose to interpret what you read as you see fit...looool Fidel I guess you are a female since the suggy word offended you, what did I say wrong? it is a fact when women get older the hands get suggy, so does a muscular man, Bishaaro seems to understand and agree with me in that simple fact, by the way Bishaaro Thanx Caano Geel Walahi waad iga qosol siisay.... Foxy_Brown sister Foxxy, you seem to think bad of me, I dont make assumptions sis, i calculate, I mean we all know we have to send money to relatives that we didn't even heard of.. and we still take good care of our body and looks, but lets get real, how the hell would you have the time to build all that when you have to work two shifts just to send money, come on sis admit the brother doesn't seem someone who ever send through xawaala, i bet he doesnt even know what is xawaala.. by the way let me see who sends and who doesnt.. list the xawala names that you know For me Western union - i became a member and they gave me a card Money gram Kaah xamdi express Dahab shiil by the way guys, i am happy to see a somali man in that area, it is just i am saying what is waiting for him in later stages in his life "suggy arms" PEace
  3. First of all why only poor people make so many babes whom they can't even feed, I mean it is really bothering me and I can't understand when you know you can't even feed yourself, and you rush into humbing again again, poor men also have more than one wife, maybe that is why they are poor, they spend all their time producing children when they should try to do something to make their living conditions better, you know it is right "Allah Yarzuq" and Allah won't give it to you while sitting you a$$ doing nothing, I mean seriously guys, how many rich people have you seen having more than 2 children, except these Arabs who seem to multiply for no use.. I think these poor people are to be blamed, their men should be educated to stop humbing and find a job, example in Niger, people there are dying and guess what women do all the work while men sit arround, but it wouldn't be a problem if they just sit arround and stay sitting, they wait untill the tired poor lady finishs work, and jump on her. The statistics you gave us is sad but i think poor people had it coming...sorry but that is how i see it.. Allah kariim PEace
  4. Oohh man, the old man who said "women's vengeance comes unexpected and takes your life" was right, he also said women never die when you want them to die. Luxus just because I mispelled your name in one incidence, you will leave me to die like that and with people who i know can't swim!! Besides you crazy girl, you now smart you included in your list people who can't live without me, what makes you sure they will not throw you in the sea and come back and get me? not smart move.. my list?? I will not save any! like the Arab guy said "Moot ma jamaaca rahma" "death with group is a mercy" but again if you are saying there is a boat, i guess i might take it and kiss goodbye everyone else, and promise them their legacy will survive within me.. Peace
  5. ^^^ looooooooool nice one salaxudin, you just blowen their cover.. nice work thou..keep it coming PEace
  6. Doorbell There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn’t run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn’t have any arms or legs. “I’m here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can’t beat you, and I have no legs so I can’t run away from you.†“Yes, but are you good in bed?†“How do you think I rang the doorbell?†Women Women Women The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in. Ugly People Joke Once there was a bus of 100 ugly people. The bus swerved off the road and they all died. When A Jeni appeared and felt bad for them and gave them each one wish. The first guy came up and said… “I wish I was handsome.†So the Jeni made him handsome. So next a woman came up and said… “I wish I was beautiful.†So The Jeni made her beautiful. They came up one by one wishing to be beautiful and handsome. Meanwhile, the guy in the back is laughing hysterically. The Jeni asks him what is so funny. “Oh nothing†he says. When his turn arises The Jeni says, “Okay what’s your wish?†He replies, “Pfft, make them all ugly again.†The Perfect Car A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. “Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?†Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?†He answers, “Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to $hit when you hear the price.†Very Funny Headlines they are real headlines Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin’ lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [i can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While [you think?!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren’t they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!] Blonde Girl Catches Husband Cheating A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, “Shut up… you’re next.†Do You Ever Wonder ... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery� ...why “abbreviated†is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do “practice� ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved†flavor? ...why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ...why they call the airport “the terminal†if flying is so safe? Parking Ticket... I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t give a damn. My car was parked around the corner… Bush Trips While Jogging ... President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, “I want to go to Disneyland.†Bush says, “No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force One.†The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.†Bush says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!†The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!†Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.†The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning!!!†Peace
  7. waryaa kan waa mid inkaaran, uma eka mid reeraha lacag udiri jiray, you all know Somali men can't be that big unless they dont send money home, His smile says it all, no xawaalad, eat all you can and share never.. balaayo.. seriously one problem with these muscle guys is later stages of life, they will have saggy hands like women.. but hey at least we can say no we have a bit of everything.. PEace
  8. loooooooooool, very true BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items, and would be afraid to REALLY know what they are for. that is really true, i did get scare of some of the things i have seen in a female bath, didn't have a clue what they were for, tried to read the instruction, but got even more confused.. nice one peace
  9. Ina haji aftag was shot is a small town out side baydhabo.
  10. ORGILAQE brother u are the bad of course.. PEace
  11. Dear Luxus It takes two minutes to do these graphics, all u need is a photoshop software and a bit of practice, i do it for a living so in my spare time i present u something to put on your room wall.. loool Hey Sky good work man, i think u just gave me a good idea to make the posters look like a real movie poster.. thanx.. peace
  12. Cover you head, it is targeted PEace
  13. ^^ sxb no flash, I am using Adobe Photoshop bro, flash will take long time to load, but it is my next project to create some animations.. try to practice on Photoshop, it might seem complicated but fun and interesting.. good luck PEace
  14. Sxb thanx for the pictures, but nice pictures? it is not nice nor pretty, it is a doomed city, sadly i say that, use to be the most beautiful city in Somali but as usual we somalis destroyed everything beautiful in ourlives.. anyways thanx for the pictures.. PEace
  15. Lexus sorry dear, it is just i dont want you to sound a car, you what that means, and you know what cars are for.. loooooooool Hey Xu, great job bro, really good, keep it coming.. it is a design exchange.. and a practice.. keep it coming man, well done.. make the passport a somali passport.. PEace
  16. loooooooooooool really funny... It made me think about changing my career to lawyerhood... and I dont know if i should collect stamps after this joke.. PEace
  17. Dardaaran Afku Dahab released summer 2005 Peace
  18. She is Somali and she has done it all... Peace
  19. Somali movies posters, latest movies: Enjoy and more to come Peace
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    Hal ta3rifu, wa hal tadrii, ileya bil manaami, aquulu qasiidatan, mabda uhaa ana waa aaqiruhaa hayaa, man I love arabic language but i hate the people.. anyway the brother who is using Mac sorry bro mac is not cool thou now you can use windows with mac and try to download bro, or use web-based arabic keyboard.. good luck peace
  21. ^^ brother as i said as long as you believe in Allah and you are a Muslim .... anyway I wish the whole world was Muslims and the Muslims were a better Muslims.. aamiin Peace
  22. ^^^ Sins are another issue, as long as u believe in Allah and you are muslim, and got killed wrongly or drown or died in a fire or die becuase of decent love, you are shahiid, which means you might be safed from the grave punishment "Wa Allahu A'alam" and brother being shahiid doesnt mean you will not pay for your sins, again Allahu A'alam Peace
  23. Brother Storm, apology accepted, but bro you got to give up one, you cant eat chicken and then drink camel milk, it is an insult for the Camel, and you know come on bro, it is not healthy to mix these two things, but hey probably you been doing it too long and you still alive, Anyways brother keep low profile, and if you got shot, you will be shahiid, I see this problem as a possitive thing for Muslims, u know why? cause now since you all know more "u knew before but choose to ignore" but now u all know well death could come anytime, so you may go back to religion and pray and be a good Muslim and if you do that I am sure death is no worry to you, you will even welcome death.. Peace