rasuul scw was born 571 anyway where are your Questions guys, eyna al 3ilm .... 3indii asila kathiira 1. eesh ism zowjati ibrahim 3aleehi al salaam , um isma3iil 3aleehi al salaam? 2. Leylatul qadri hal hiya fil (choose the right answer) a. akhiir ayaam ramadan (23, or 25, or 27,or 29) b. Akhiir ayaam ramadan (23, or 24, or 26, or 27) c. Akhiir ayaam ramadan (23, or 25, 28, 29) d. none of the above (give answer) salaaam peace

Derman salaam brother long time.... yaa ikhwaabii al siniin mush mu7im 3idakum... FullaH al shaa6ira, yes you very good, laakiin sister mataa wulida al rasuuul CSW, fii ayi sana....? loooool Questions: later

Now only now I can say I lost hope in Somalia, low life people in kenya deciding our faith while we fall inline on the welfare in everywhere, our girls got raped, AIDs has arrived, our people got killed in USA like ants, and most of All Serial Killer has emerged from Great city of Mogadisho, we now officially have all the dirt of the world.... yes!! Serial killers in Somalia, and some has been stoped by the sociaty but serial killers who kill for fun in inhumane way has emerged from Mogdisho to Hargeysa..... Somali Alaha unxariisto, to me i my heart bleeds with sadness, and now i beleive i may not see Somalia again, ramadan kariim ...peace

Ramadan kariiim first second i am amazed by you guys, i mean you start to talk like westerns ... specially americans making theories on everything, the girl dead "Allah unxariisto", her father like any other somali father never hold a baby or know how to hold, so de dropped her, again he did not call for the ambulance cause somalis dont even know it is neccessary to call ambulance when something happens, the brother on the other hand is a young criminal i know that type of kids .. it is devil on earth, but the problem if u try to beat him up to plant the sense of respect to his little sister again u will be in jail for child abuse... it is all $hit, pack you bags and go home guys.... The father is a Somali, and a lot of Somali men have do not see passion and care is part of life they think it is weakness that is why he took a nap.... he loves his daughter but he dropped her.. it happpens that is how he feels about it, and as being somali and knowing my people, i dont see any crime there and i belive no somali man would and could ever be child abuser, we love our children but just dont show the feelings.... peace

Ramadan kariiim.... Asila diiniya... kulyoom su aal kul yoom 7alaawa... mish mish bil baayi al ward.... Suaal 1. Min kaan sahabi mulaqab bil "Gasiil Al malaaika" 2. Khaamis Kulafaa Al raashidiin? 3. Mata wulida al Rasuul salaawutul laah 3leeh 4. Man qatala 3am al rasuul caleehi salaam (waahid faqad qutila) miin huwa wa miin qatalah 5. Ramadaan Awaluh ____________ wasa6uh ____________ wa aakhiruh __________________ Akmil al faraaag ikhwaanii 7awiluuu fuula eesh rayak al asila 7ilwa sa7? good luck try to answer .. ramadaan kariim salaaam peace

OG_girl, thanx sis, and alf 3aafiya 3aleek mabruuk 3aleek al shahr, wa kathirii minal kinaafa war zubda balaash min7aa .. bita3mil ziyaada fil jizm... fuula shandawiishaat eeh? da7naa mush 3yziin shandawiish fuuul wala ta3miya, ana 3ayiz sandawiish bil muluqiya wal araanib mumkin ... walaa mahadhsade shuu badak, khayoo laazim na3alimak shuweya arabii, walow anti minaa wa fiinaa, 7inaa kulnaa ilak, walak liqaat rak SOL e-learning in Arabic is here.. brother we will teach you arabic, because i live in Cambodia too, and i neevr liked arabic before, but then i met OG_girl, and Magnuuna girl, and runaway_virgin and they by force tought me arabic... see now i am ok in arabic before them i was hopeless in arabic never been in arab country and maybe will never ... but maybe Ka3ba but no where else i want to go, fulla also thought me some arabic so brother welcome .. your first lesson: Ramadan kariim = ramadan kariim Alfutuur = iftar ( magrib eating) Al suxuur = eating last meal Keef halak = izayak = shuu 3amil = ishloonak = eesh aqbaarak = iskawaran = how are u? more e- Arabic to come inshaAllah .. welcome bro, never say too late never say too hard .. if i did it u can also do it ... peace Ramadan kariim

Beautiful words ... and indeed you are my friend who is without face with a cute name... appriciate being ur friend and hopefully one day we meet ... in somalia with peace and happiness peace

Ramadan Kariim lil kul, wa kul 3aam wa antu bikheer... al yoom adiikum ma3luumaat 3an Ramadan fii Cambodia, lets have something like Ramadan fil 3aalam: Cambodia ramadan alyoom awal yoom, ana al wa7iid saayim, ma 7ad ma3aaya, wa kun adaris al jaama3a min sa3t 8:00 am to 8:00 pm .. kaan yoom munayil, maa 7ad yaqadir inak saayim, bas al kuwayis ana 6alaba 7agii mutafaahmiin wa qadamuu lii 3asiir waa gaaluu teacher (caambodian accent) eat something before the class we can start 30 min late, nice haa? see i have great students... To my friend nomad Conspiracy. let me be nice to u and explain the numbers 3 = A (twisted) in somali C example: Ali or Cali or in arabic 3ali 6 = DH - example Dhalaba (students), 6alaba in arabic 7 = H english, X somali, example: Haliima english, Xaliima, 7aliima 5 = Sa, example: Safhaenglish, Safxa in somali, 5af7a - Arabic.. The rest please experts help in here... Ramadan karim and soon we will have contest in ramadan and i will give away prizes, soon so be ready for it... and i am serious... peace

by Magnoona Ziti... Dawaco home girl why do the buranbur, or shaash saar, coz those are nothing but headache wallahi thanks to my sister's wedding i know i won't make too many parties like those. so i would say change all that to bachelorette party for u and ur home girls do something wild since that will be ur last day to be single istaqfurulaaah wild aa, war rudy u are responsible for this mess, why dont the girl share the wedding expenses and buy a ring for the man silver, and he buys her silver to be fair only of he wants to spoil her then golden ring but 18. or something not that expensive... she said we are queen, so the kind must have money to spend... history teachs you and I that queens sacrifies for their lives for the king, and queen always been the bread winner in the society, so u want to be a queen .. start providing and let the man enjoy life and watch u provide him... war anagaa wax aragnay bachelor party aa? war ramadan kariim peace

iGNORE LIST... LOOOL to be honest i am kind feeling weird, i start to hate people, i can not stand them, and ramadan is here now, so i am trying so hard to pretent people are not annoying, so any suggestions, is it normal to hate all people around u, u just dont want to see human, u hate them, u wish u were the only person in the world, have u ever felt so..? peace

Caku ciil badanaa, Canaan baan soo waday, Kheyr baa iga qabtay, walaal mahadsanid, kheyr Allah kusiiyo, oo ramadankan na barakadiisa kusoo gaarto, .. I have the Word "I would Like to" but waa hagaag Allhamdulilah nashkuruh, the rest goes to all human beings, P.S is i dont make sense, forgive me it is 3:00 Pm and first day ramadan .. and i am working all day in 2 Schools .. i hope i can make it to Iftaar today.. peace

Rudy, bachelorette night is cool. But after barambur duub party, ninkaax party, hotel party, shaash saar party and qaacis get together, u really think there is time left for bachelorette party? How many parties are there, and what is shaash saar? what is going on in somali wedding. some girl tells me the newly wed will be locked in somewhere for 7 days, that is inhumane and against human rights, i dont like it, and now i understand why somali men marry when nothing left of them... and dont tell me all those parties and expenses are on man's sholders? this is not real, a aah no way ... i ruther marry a cambodian girl, the girls family will give the man a house to live and all he does is take care of the wedding, and beside his money will come back to him by the guests everyone has to leave an envelop behind with money... no way somali wedding is cadaab and too much expenses.. lets not marry (somalis only) peace

MSword, since when we became a white a$$, anyway how about this White girl: White girl: smells so bad and she knows she smells and still have the nerve to hope u doing her Somali girl: smells good but still taKes a Shower cause she believes cleaniness is next to godliness White A$$ girl: has no manners and showing her jelly tammy and fashuuq a$$ will make her attractive, but it only makes men want to puke... Somali fine a$$ girl: dresses well and even when she covers all her body she is looks good and attractive.. White girl: dont deserve to be spent on, so if u have no choice rather then to get a white a$$ girl let her pay her drinks and share the rent Somali girl: her beauty and manner force u to treat her well and she makes u wish to bring the whole world under her legs, and u give anything just to have a 10 minutes talk with her... White lady: relationship means only pleasing her, and you come second and she comes first Somali lady: you come first and if you are nice to understand relationship is 2 way thing she will adore u and still make u come first, she pleases you and she hopes you will please her too but never complains if you are not up to the task, she helps u to be a real man... white lady: ugly inside, ugly outside, no manners, they are plain so plain somali lady: pretty inside, pretty outside, pretty all the way, she makes u relaxed, looking at her gives u hope and energy how about that msWord.... u still think the white a$$ could any way be better than somali women, i strongly doubt.. peace

Ala inantan iyo somali men, naa bal ukaadi waa maxay lugo baastadan aad sheegi, war anagaa wax aragnay, wali tanookale ma arag, yaab, war ilaahey maxadii hadii ilaahey kusiiyey rag wadno libaax leh oo hadana dhuubdhuuban, waayo labado lafood aad raadin waa lafahii pakistaniga, waad na ogtahay pakistanta waxey dumarkooda kusameeyaan, dil iyo dhagaha ey kajaraan, indhaha kasootuuraan, adigu ma sidaa bad dooni, kuma fahmin, ragan ilaahey kusiiyey oo meelna ka ad adag haduu gacanta kugu taago na aad iska dhicin kartid miyaad diidantahay, inkastoo somalida ragooda dumarka dilidooda ama xumeytooda eynen kudag dagin, iskana ilaaliyaan, waayo dumar waa amaano ilaahey raga qoorta usaaray, somali ahaana rageena amaanadaa wey ilaaliyaan.... ee naga daa dhibka yaanan awoowgaa lagub ku oran .... peace

i am glad u guys liked the joke... informative yet funny !!! yeah? peace

see i told u guys they are easy to understand .. they themselves tell u that... all u have to do is listen to them like u listen to a child and when they say something u dont like or approve tell them i will give u something like a candy if u change ur mind and they go for it.. be creative when u promise something... Juxa ouch u know i dont play games, dear I am in womens side always have will always be... tan crazy ah uun iga qabo tan ijar jartay oo layiraahdo dawaco... walahi dhulkey idhigtay.. peace

Wind talker, man you seem to know women a lot but let me tell you this, first of all i did not understand what you actually meant by To understand women's nature is to understand the universe. No man can. Period. That is totally incorrect, words like yours made women be one step ahead or atleast believe they are. man come on The universe? waxa dumarka nagu diray oo kibirka baray is words like yours, women are easy to understand, easy to manipulate, and definitely easy to have control over, it is just many men don’t not invest time on knowing what tricks women, and when to hit the target… ha nagu dirin dumarka, … peace

being a teacher and ofcourse being as the a good student before.. i think you guys are lazy guys and disappointment, complaining about assignment and mid-term? .... i wish i was your teacher then you would know how to become a good student, waryaada study ur books and eat them, sleep with them and most of all make friends with them... assignment beel, calacal aan meel joogin.be strong u will be the future of somalia. peace

Little crazy Dawaco good point, first time i totally agree with u, beside there are conditions and rules before u even think of 2 socond wife not to mention the 3rd and 4th ones... 1. your first wife has to agree 2. you have to treat them well and equally 3. support them equally, u buy one thing to one buy to all, imagin that now, most of ur money goes to one lady how about 2 or 4 .. man and somali men want to support 4 on welfare money .. war cusub... 4. there must be a good reason, such us ur first wife is sick and can produce kids and so on this is islamically allowed but it was for a purpose to solve a problem existed that time, and still exist in many countries .. which is lack of men... but Islam is fair so islam puts a hard conditions on doing so, and many men lets say over 95% can not satisfy those conditions .. and if u do it knowing u can not meet those conditions u are doing a sin and being unfair, and Allah subxnahuu watacaalaa is fair and doesnt like unfirness... peace

thanx lucky .. a million times .... Ramadan kariim sis, and pray for us the nomads specially me ,,, peace

loool DP .. yes me too i want to know who did she choose loool juxa ala adigaaa... Listen it is simple.. there is a rule called collect ... but what comes after collect matters .. women collect no matter what so it is either a. Collect then select the best b. collect and keep since most women pretent to know men well and men will never know them, i guess then it is collect and keep so juxa .. u said u got to know who is the one to count on when things are down.. but one thing u should know, some people do think being around makes the problem worse, so they try to stay away, some think being there will ease things up again (knowing women) she will say he is just showing sympathy and he wants something behind it... he is doing it for a reason... so either way women are in decisive, that is why men like them so much, cause then they get to lead the cattle looool juxa who did she chooose, or will she collect and keep peace

some of you are fools as fool can be, just all you have to do is notice the writings on the wall, not respecting your sisters it is inhumane to call us fools, i refuse to except that.. and second thing u notes the writing cause u may have crush on him, but we are not, so how do we suppose to know that.... anyway... this topic is Ramadan, first when is Ramadan guys u must tell me before it comes, cause where i stay the Jungle "CAMBODIA" you will find out ramadan after ramadan is way gone.. i missed Eid Al adxa because of that.. anyway Ramadan will change nothing in my habits, i wish if i could, in here no one cares about ramadan .. they are busy easting cats and dogs, so i will still be working 12 hours aday come home 2 hours after iftar .. i teach 3 hour class which means i can not break my fast till the class is over.. so ramadan will only bring mental releave for me, cause in Ramadan i feel so good, and the whole world seems different.. peace

maskiin macruuf loooool sxb ukaaadi bal, i didnt mean that way, what i ment is Ahmed gureey was a muslim guy maybe harari, and gureey was added by sumalis his name was not gureey, anyway i would love to find out he was somali, but i read history of horn africa and there was a doubt of him being somali, any way i totally agree with u 13 guys of SYL were men of courage and honor, www.syl2.s5.com join that club bro.. it is re introducing of famous SYL peace

The man is an English not somali, beside it doesnt matter who he is, he infected people out heartless thinking and he deserves whatever he gets, beside the desease has no nationality it is killing everyone and it is getting closer and closer to normal people, not only people with bad habits... the only thing disturbs me is his name, Mohamed ... that makes me feel a bit bad... why people with that beautiful name mostly turn to losers .. giving bad name to our Prophet P.B.U.H, either way the man did what he did and it has nothing to do with him being somali, Allaha ha hanuuniyo koleyba haduu hanuuno xataa wali danbiguu galay ma yara, oo ah bani aadan dil... he basically killed them ... Allaha na hanuuniyo kuligeen peace

WAxa iga yaabiyey aaa, ala hadaan hadlo waa lakala ordi.... come to Asia and u will know another meaning for yaaabid.... meeshan kadib ma arki doono wax iga yabiyey 1. Nin mukulaal qalanyo .. dariskeyga wali qosol foolxun kutuuray markaan indhaha taagay 2. Islaan ilkii kadhaceen, oo kuleh i am young i want to have fun before i marry 3. Qaniis macalin iinoqday oo wali sidii tii guriga hooyooyinka xukumi jirtay si kadar isku wareejinaya, oo intuu maalin soo daahay buu hadal ku bilaabay i am sorry my boyfriend was sick today, anigii naxdin .. xoolahii class ka iladhignayey na kulahaa sorry sir.. yaab 4. nin naaagtiisa daba socdo oo boorsadii u hayo oo iyada dadka lamurmi isagana honey let me carry that kujiro .. oo laleyhay war qaad kan war istaag halakan, iyadii na nin dhalinyaro laqosli oo leh honey ninkan quruxdiisa fiiiri can we invite him home.. anigii yaaab 5. nin darikeyga ah ayaa maalin mid xunoo saqajaan ahaa oo iladaganaa oo falastiini ahaa islatiisa udhacay, ninkii baa kuqabtay isagii oo islaantii sariirta kurifayo, markaaasuu yiri honey why u doing this to me, and she said honey i am busy can u close the door and we talk about it later.. yaaab anigii 6. mid haafada dagan iiyimid kulahaa gabadheyda wey qooqantahay bal orodoo soo eeg .. hayaay anigii yaaaab 7. dooli duban oo saf loogu jiro iyo jawaan baraanbaro kabuuxaan iyo ey laqowracay iyo mas suran hada waa suuqiii hilibka anigii orod .. cagahii wax kadayey .. anigii yaaab 8. phillipine .. macalin food dheer oo aniga waxba iga weyneen .. kulahaa be my boyfriend .. anigii kor unood and said i can not date my teache iyadii kulahaa ok can i have a kid from u, i want to see how he/she will look like, anigii yaaab, 9. qadaamadii (housemaid) 59 years old, kulahaa i heard black men carry snake in their body and it is a mature copra, can i see please, anigii yaaab .. islaantii kulahaa i have a feeling i want to live my life, dont u see me attractive, anigii yaaab , i said maxaa kaa haray, maqaar naftu kujirto uun baad iila ekaatay, she said are u softy .. anigii yaaab, 10. naag cadaan ila shaqeyso .. kulahaa dumarkan dhilooyinka yaa dadka kaqabta, markaas baan iri adigu maxaad dhaantaa adiguba habeen walba waa adigan mid jiidan, kulahaa i dont get paid they do, it makes them dhilooyin but not me, i choose they dont ... anigii yaaaab war nuunoow .. yaab hadaad dooni Asia imow adigaa indhaha gadin doona.. war anagaa wax aragnay, war ileen tanookale adigoo leh baa lagu arki.... iga daa ninyahow waxyaalo aan is iloowsiinayey baad isoo xasuusisey... war peace 4.