Dear Nomads First of all let me say this; I am proud of you all, I may disagree with some but it seems to me.. you all showed amazing talent in Lawyerhood, maybe Hollywood movies helped a bit, but some of you i seriously suggest to get into the LAW business which could be very rewarding in terms of Financial and career development.. very interesting the way you guys presented this case both sides specially the defendant side... Bambiina i didnt know that Derman would reveal the identity of the nomad, and if he consulted with me which he didnt, I wouldn’t let him do this.... because there will be no point to expose a fellow nomad specially one well respected such as Lakkad people make mistakes, but "ustur akhaaka" ... and as one nomad said "checking IP address is a good move, but the question remains "Is it legal?" as far as I am concern .. it is considered violating privacy codes of SOL and international understanding codes.. however this case could only be dismissed if Lakkad admits and apologizes to the SOL community and in written article promises he will not do this, and for Derman to Apologize for breaking the law by invading privacy of others “searching IP address without a permission from a judge or jury”, however he remains to receive recognition and appreciation for his bravery and protecting SOL interests… As for the Lawyers: well done, cause now I know where to get a lawyer if I “jeexid” asylum seeking by jeex jeexid my passport when I get there.. and of course I would need a lawyer and you guys are great I believe in no time I would be out of jail and maybe even getting papers and higher welfare blessings with you by my side… the judge: lucky she seems a good judge.. everyone will get fair trial, and her demands are not so much… she listens to everyone …. no order demanding .. everyone can express in her court .. sometimes at the same time…. as for me do not blame me in any of the negative impact this case may have, all I did was I helped rewarding someone who is looking after our interest and protecting our property rights.. peace

1. Best Topic Award = Cute_Lilgirl 2. Funniest Topic Award = Derman 3. Intellectual Award = nuune 4. Best Avatar = Qac Qaac 5. Best signature = OG_girl 6. Best Nick Award = Maskiin Macruuf Aqyaar 7. Personality/Character Award = caramel-kisses 8. Worse Topic special Award = Nin Yaaban 9. Life time Award = Barwaaqo 10. Loyalty to SOL Award = Lucky

oooops, i missed the changing names, walahi i thought i always thought the nomad was a good communist new nomad .... in this case he will also be accused another crime, deceiving a good hearted person such as myself, in the mean time Lucky should continue to be the Judge with close observation from Libaax sanka... and i was all the time waiting why Lakkad is not defending himself, i think the Asian desease is getting into me ..."Luck of Common Sense" anyway ... Nomad please could you tell me is it true that you are VEVE cause the name sounds a female name ... please clarify to me... peace

Awards to Nomads I know this topic has been tackled before however this time we will do it different way, you nominate a nomad for each Award and we will count the nominations and the person who gets highest number of nomination for each award will get the reward, Time limit this nomination will end on June 31, 2004 nominate someone and you can nominate same nomad for different awards.. and SOL Admin will give some sort of gift certificate and any sort of recognition to the winners The following awards are given by Somaliaonline.. Pick your candidate Awards 1. Best Topic Award 2. Funniest Topic Award 3. Intellectual Award 4. Best Avatar 5. Best signature 6. Best Nick Award 7. Personality/Character Award 8. Worse Topic special Awards 9. Life time Award 10. Loyalty to SOL Award Nominate now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, peace

Lucky how in God sake you said what you said... Don’t you know this country is a communist Country.. SOL is a communist, where everyone is equal and no one is above anyone... referring to your statements, you seem to take a position above the rest, and that comes conflict with what we stand for, thus leaving us with no option but to dismantle you and force you to exile India where you will live the rest of your natural life and if necessary unnatural life as well... we as being compatriots of SOL and as a good faith and fairness of our communist ideology we allow you to be court clerk instead of judge provided that you will promise not to fake the facts and do what you have told to do… accept our terms .. it is so fair that no one can reject it .. peace

OG_girl you put me in trouble... now everyone is coming to my luuuq and saying hi sis... i keep telling them get lost... so now i created so many enemies ... correct the mistake OG_girl or i will use my communist privileges and ban you from SOL and Paltalk... peace

they can have a good and clean heart but sometimes you also need..............

This is easy... and there are standards in this world and rules that govern relationships and human as a whole, most important is religious, 1. I say No, it means no simple, no discussion 2. beside women when they want to go out they get dressed and then say honey i will go to my friends is that ok? while she is already going towards the door.. what is that suppose to mean? i would say bring ur fat asss here and explain where are you going? why you havent tell me this 3 days in advance, and what is the purpose for her going out, will it bring good for her status with me... 3. Islam gave women so many rights, one important right is not to suffer and go out in the heat (hot countries), or cold (Alaska, canada) but stay at home and the man should discover what is going out side and bring news to her while she is home drinking her tea.. 4. She wants to go out .. ok but not without me... and i decide what she will wear and how she will walk - not to control her but to protect her from many things 5. considering the duties that is waiting for her how can she have anytime to go out and meet friends, it is either she is avoiding the work that is waiting for her or simply she is lazy so I think she should ask permission 3 days ahead with willingness to take her man with her.. and it should not be more than 20 minutes peace

Revolution in somalia is a long process, and needs strategic planning and tactics the following i suggest 1. To be ready to kill at anytime, "Assinations of all the figure heads" 2. Greate a group that will wear a uniform and could be identified as rebels "From all tribes" - T-shirt with Che Chevaro will do the job 3. open schools for academic studies with hidden agenda of promoting the revolution 4. promote women's rights (to get sponserships from western world) 5. create a focused group, train them for assassination purposes, send them individually with target assigning (all the War lords a. main men b. potential war lords) 6. Use ages betwen 15 - 25 as foot soldiers with clear objectives no to harm civilians and animals and environment. 7. create leaders with clear understanding of what a leader is "to serve people and put people's interest upon his/her" 8. No mercy, even within the rebels, u make a mistake u die... 9. use civilians to build, farm and other needed work, "promote with good faith if neccesary forced labor" 10. take control all the media "news papers, TV, and radio" the Theme No tribalism, and trabalism is considered a serious crime punished by death panalty these are my ideas... peace

As a very important member in the communist party of SOL, the party that is headed by Libaax sanka, and Jamaal 11, I announce the following steps to be taken in the case Derman (the protector) verses Lakkad (the accused): 1. Lucky is a sleeping judge: we recommend dismantling her ( sorry for the Communist words), I meant remove her from that position and give the position to most respected compatriot and a member of the communist party of SOL 2. Barwaaqo is a good Lawyer but she is not part of the communist party, thus she can not represent Lakkad 3. Derman regardless of his character assassination actions we decided to promote him to SOL’s Soldier of the Year and to be promoted to higher position if he is able to provide proves of his claims that Lakkad did this… The crime is there no doubt, we just need to know who did it… 4. X will work as a Athena assistant in defending Lakkad, but he will only do paper work, 5. Barwaaqo will be forced into house arrest for indefinite period of time. 6. Nuune made a violent statement against this serious issue, thus forced us to decrease his party status which was high, to Guulwade, the lowest communist part position.. with no chance of being promoted 7. This court will continue however there will a new Judge assigned for this court and that judge is none other than the good compatriot The Nomad,he will serve as the official judge for this court... we have faith in him that justice will be served and Lakkad will get fair trail Peace

Oh My Allah, I didnt post this to expose any particular person, I just found out that Indho weyne Derman found this dude stealing topics from us... but Derman used me to character assassinate our of the good people in SOL, derman u are mujrim till you prove your claims ... and brother u did not consult with me wheather to tell the name or not... the issue is getting big and i think derman needs to explain and lakkad needs to come up and say something... and those who think i made a mistake .. what are my mistakes, i was just showing appriciation for a brother who was protecting your intellectual properties... peace

Guys i mean those who are not single men... there is a serious new threat facing you from single, cafe sitting men ... the threat is as following: You may lose your partner faster than you ever think of, because of a cafe sitting loser... why? cause these cafe men found a new trick that works with any female.. the trick is "Calling the female you will be My partner, i am sure you didnt get what i mean... the deal is this, most men do not call their other half as a partner and a partner is not the same as a wife... according to latest research on female world, it showed that a partner means equality something like 50/50 ... and since women are becoming Feminists specially our nomad females..the word partner means a lot to them and it feeds their ego... these guys will use the word females love most PARTNER and in no time she is all over him... Some of you will say did this happen to you and make a joke out of it.. believe me i did a research on many couples. the participant where from different countries and the sample was enough to represent the female population atleast so called a working women or as some prefer proffesional independant women.. and the findings were amazing .. many women left their men just because another man told her she will be his partner ... or her man didnt say you are my partner. and didnt treat her as such.. the threat is great and many men are using the trick to make other men's life hell, and i suggest you start calling Xaliimo my partner or she will be gone with a total loser just because he called her a partner.... peace

Silent Sista... take it from me... age counts when it comes to these kinds of advices.. i am qualified for giving the only good advice in this matter,... here it comes: Love is a dream it exist ... but what you feeling for him is not love .. it is just jelousy and ego....see if he was still single you wouldnt even think about him, just because he got married .. and u still single.. it makes u feel bad about it and it makes u feel u lost the battle...think of it like this It was not A BATTLE - make your self busy.. read academic books .. they make you keep in touch with reality, dont read SHE magazine, or MSN.com and how to keep your man in 10 steps and how to steal man .. these articles will only make u live in dream world, read serious articles and in no time it will be like he never existed... peace

good david, after all there are Australians who are a bit civilized .. i thought there were all geel jira yaal, ............ terrorist in Somali View A somali man called OG_moti has been asked the following Questions Question:what is a terrorist? answer: Some one who travels a lot and visits countries for relaxation Q: No not Tourist but terrorist like Hamas and Palastenians A: ahaaa, then if Palastenians are terrorist then terrorist means a good person who is trying to protect himselve and his family and land, from people who want to take it away from him Q: But the dictionary says it is bad person who kills people for no good reason and kills for politically motivated reasons A: no i dont think so, what dictionary do you use? - Exford dictionary - Exford what? listen dont confuse me, ask me straight questions dont be smart on me.. ask me questions like who is bad in this word i say Bush and his administration and the fat asss ugly motherfucr Sharon, the rest of the world are not so bad... peace

Dear Somali Queen answer me these Questions 1. Why you say Kir when i say walaal eynu wada casheyno habeen oo afka isku dhufono... 2. why you say "I am hassling when i see you talking to a white man, and tell you, why dont you talk to me like you talk to him, ilaka adoo cadeenaya, markaad ila hadleyso aad moodo inaan wax kaa dilay sidii libaax gaa jeesan iila hadli? 3. Why when a foriegn man danbi kaagalo, and he says sorry aad ilakaha lacadeyn and saying it is ok and when i do a small mistake aad moodo inaan danbi weyn galay, war iga tag war duli iileedahay 4. Why when i say you is who i want to spend the rest of my life, you say war kir mataqaanaa, waan ku aqaanaa waxaad dooneysid, meelahaa kale kadoono 5. When send you love e-mail, why do you print it and show every one you know and make everyone laugh at me and all i did was express my love... 6. why do you walk shaftaag style when u are with a foriegn man and when you with me you walk like a wounded person covering your face like walking with me will bring u shame... why are you so aggressive with me and show freigners that you are hamble as rabbit or a cat... answer me these questions .. cause i dont understand why i call u queen and u call me lugo baasto........peace

Derman has proven that he is a true SOL man, he protects SOL interests even in foriegn environments Well done bro Peace... check below ..... Guess what man.. some nigga in a kenyan forum has been stealing our topics... i found that out by accident.. i exposed him yesterday with links to all the topics he stole from SOL and he quitted the next day lol the guy was a big poster in the website.. he couldnt take it.. check them out here.. http://kenyaniyetu.com/v20/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13097

Ayayaaaa... My self has never understood somali peeps, some are crazy, some are on the process of being crazy, some are normal looking but crazy, in short Somali people are not normal according to recent research on human behaviour and pychology .. 1.Sue She was a true Pyscho, then normal, but i always knew she is for live pyscho even if she shows some mental state improvements 2.Libaax Sanka I always thought he was a reasonable man, then i thought he was Authoritarian, then i found out the man is just those men who are always misunderstood without their fault just like me 3.maskiin Macruuf this guys is what Derman calls undercover brother, or undercover brother... he has very interesting topics but he shows up once in a blue moon... 4. Little Luckyday one i knew she was nice person and i still think she is.. sweet like suger, smooth like a silk... 5.Jamaal my friend, he is wise when its need for him to be, otherwise, he is a normal, peace loving man 6.Athena never liked the girl, i thought she was those communist chicks but afterwards i found out she was ok, and good hearted 7. Silent Sista i dont know i always think she is so religious and hijified girl, i could be wrong thou, but i still think she is very religious girl 8. Rudy i thought he was a kido, but he seems a man with wise words to say.. 9. Hibo friends from day one... she has a character... charm... nice to talk to... 10.Caramel kisses one of the few sisters with big white hearted left in this world... she cares about people and i think she deserves in return good treatment and respect 11. Juxa she is wonderful from day one 12. Dawaco i thought i was dealing with 6 years old female with a brain of 80 years old lady, but i found out she has things to say and we should pay attention... 13. Barwaqoi always thought she is older than my dad, then i discover she could be at the age of my daughter.. she is good person, but too strong for a female....ooooooooops i hope u take it as a compliment.. 14. RaulaI thought she was half Somali half Indian, but either way she is a cool person 15. Darmen Arab guy, i thought he was trouble maker, heartbreaker, but the brother is all about east meets west, and he is well balanced... 16. My SHTML lady pretty, and intelligent, hey hey dont jump on me and ask me where did u see her, i ment pretty in every way, her words and her topics and her jokes... i got more but the list is endless... maybe i will post some more later.... but in short we all weirdos but we cool too, some are romantic but showing not to.. some are nice showing they are bad assses.. but at the end we all get a long.. peace

I have a couple of announcements to make, first I announce my great appreciation to the following people for their support and understanding: 1. Libaax sanka a true friend, yes he is my good friend and I jailed him for thinking and mistakenly thinking that he is the The Admin or could he be? and also brother I wanted to negotiate for you and lessen your jail period but it seems My OG_girl has betrayed me and took you out of Jail.. and put me in instead of you 2. Derman my Arab Friend, “Ishloonak dude” that is his nick name, for supporting me no matter what… he is a person I feel I can depend on 3. caramel_kisses for being nice to me and being there for me whenever my rights are taken away from me, and for the sisterly support all the way …. 4. *Pessimistic-Sue* formally known as Psycho Sue she is a friend believe or not, even me I can not understand how can someone be a friend of a psycho, but she is very creative psycho, and now being pessimistic makes her even better.. thanx for the support and what better solicitor could I ever have… 5. PlayMaker thanx man I appreciate the Free OG_moti but I don’t understand why you couldn’t pay the bail, I am a good investment by the way ….. In addition I have more interesting posters upcoming but I couldn’t upload them because S o m a li Ho t line is blocked and I was using it for uploading the posters and linking it from there, I am currently in negotiation with Admin to unblock it so that our nomads can enjoy the posters, beside no advertising that site is just personal site .. I don’t have time to work on it anyway .. teaching snake eater 16 hours a day 7 days a week is taking all my time… by the way, guys today I experienced a horrible incident I was teaching a Human resource management 3 hours class, I gave my students a 15 min break and we want to a canteen in front of the school, and guess what, a student who was standing next to me had his final days in this earth, someone came to him and shot him one shot on the face and when he fell, shot him twice again and walked away, I couldn’t move, and the weird thing is I didn’t even panic or run, I just stood there, and went to see if he was a live, he was moving and for 20 min no one helped him, the police came, and I left the place and the poor kid was still moving on the ground and no one didn’t even call for ambulance, they are not only snake eaters .. life has no meaning to them… their lives are so cheap and people were looking at him as it was normal… that was how I ended my day… so Scorates-1986 sorry I cant bail you .. it is just a bad day for me…. and og girl waa inoo tahay… peace

Barwaaqo xaasid sanidaa,ma Asian baa wax kuu ah... me and Juxa have understanding ha noqon laf dhuunta gasho.... why people when they see two people choice each other get upset and work so hard to seprate them, me and Juxa all the way, that is the theme of the second edition of my Book .. love story of the year.. peace

Derman yal habiib, it is not that i want to work any place else .. working here is great and i like it, i just felt that i cant travel even when u have the money to travel, that suuucks man... anyway caramel kisses you should jail him for me, i thought i couldnt jail him since my SOL rights has been abused once and i was afread of further abuse of my now limited SOL rights... but Derman and you game me encouragement and i shall send him away Accused _______________ Libaax Sanka Crime __________________ SOL Human rights abuse, with No intentions of redeeming his actions or any sort of regret Sentence ________________ 10 years ... maximum security prison (Gaalshire) 12 years ... Guantanamo Bay with one meal a day, and sleeping in standing position 10 years small town prison in Maxico, the theme "Dont drop the soup" ... and if he is still alive.... another 10 years in Cambodian jail, 4 meals aday .. fried snake, snake soup, and spicy rat meat... Total years = life in prison Bail ______________ An apology, and restoring OG_moti's SOL rights, and making OG_moti a modirator... others can bail him if they apologize for him and manage some how to make OG_moti a modirator.. Peace

Derman brother come on what have i done, i am actually in Jail you dont know what i am going through everytime i go to the airport, i have been picked from the line and asked ****** questions and every country in this world including those snake eaters refused to grant me a visa and only malaysia said ok u can come yet again they send me to the health inspector just because i carry the green book, so i am in jail brother for life, beside u send me away for 65 years come on i am almost 65 years now and been in jail that much another 65 years means u will have to make me a mummy and keep me in jail... Guantinamo bay, is another only place that i can go without a visa and a ticket, it is a free trip, all i have to do is go to US embassy and shout fcuk Bush and kill the yankies ... and i am set ... if i would like someone to go to jail it is libaax sanka he abused my SOL rights and he knows what he did, i can not display my posters cause he blocked the domain i was using to load the pictures.... peace

hi people guess what .. lates report from Asia ... I found heaven on earth in Malaysia... truely Asia... it was beautiful and i enjoyed it pretty much... no more communist Vietnam or shiit holes other Asian countries .. and now i am officially becoming Malaysian... i loved the way the girls looked indho yar with hijab it was waaaaw, i will marry one and live there.. so guys if u feel depressed and no place would take u .. go to Malaysia the experience is great loooool Kool Kat thanx for the offer but i can deal with 911 calls specially after 9/11 and with the kind of name i carry... peace

I think Farah is stupppid and he is not strong enough taking his friend to his wife, didnt he know that this house was his house and he knew the floor and he didnt stop the thing before it happen.. I think he should kill him, and kill his wife and then maybe eat their liver ... and he can tell his kids that their mother died because of smoking too much that will help them never to smoke... that is my own idea and i think 99% of human beings will agree with me... peace

loooooooooooool that was funny .. I told him timaha iska rif wuu diiday, looooool nice one cute little cat.. peace

hot_chocolata the girl is asking a serious Question which may safe her from failing biology class and you came just to say welcome back looooooooool ...little sweet_gal i give an answer, genetic manipulation is Haram and expensive, Continues cost and returns bad stuff) it is changing or modifying genetic components like making a living thing that has 3 legs or lon noise, making female to male and so on.. so i advice you reject the asignment and tell your teacher that he/she has no human feelings and that they are rude and never been told about human and animal rights.. it would also be better if you can change the school too.. you can also take this issue to the press and expose the teacher and his/her bad doings.. peace