Good One Cushtic 1. Why cant some people in this forum talk and express their opinion without throwing religion in your face? :mad: 2. Why cant I win the lottery? WHY WHY WHY :mad:

LLCOOLY, did you see someone about this anger dear, you could hurt yourself

I'm somali,muslim and african......Arab? hell no :mad: Jamaal-11, There is something wrong with your theory about somalis not having that negroid features you keep referring to....How do you explain the existence of " reer Shabeele", they are after all somali and do have the negroid feature (I hate that word ) au revoir

Originally posted by Idi_Amiin: anyways, i guess shoppin is a gurls thing, all dey know is to spend money!!!.... sida loo helayna ma yaqaanaan badankood!!!... Wut i think is, dat if u taste da pain of gainin money, u won't spend as much, coz wheneva u spend, meel baa ku damqanaysa..... laakiin, for ppl who get money for free, dey don't feel nooone!!!... Dont be small minded bro, nowadays it is the guys who are " GoldDiggers " :rolleyes: Besides, money is for spending, and if you aint gonna spend it on yourself or your girl, who you saving it for??? And yes I do feel the pain when I spend my money, but as soon as I put on my new stuff, I feel like million bucks, and that my brotha is what it's all about... Au revoir

LOL... This is by far the funniest post..lol I cant wait, until the upstanding citizens of this forum read this, I can almost hear the outrage........lol P.S. Now, is this practice acceptable in Islamic religion??

Good Topic STHlM_Lady, since my dear Marth Stewart is going to jail, am gonna have to check here for new recipes.......lol I'm good at desserts; - I make a killer Pineapple Cake - Cherry CheeseCake - Awsome Tiramisu But I have to write down how I make 'em and then post it ...lol

1. Blinding Darkness 2. Horribly nice I heard this on the radio: Fat Boy Slim

Here we go again, hating on people :rolleyes: Girl I work with showed me this article, and she was very impressed with that picture. Yasmin looks good, plus she is wearing CHANEL, how many of you hater out there even touched Chanel....pls :rolleyes: If Alec Wek (the sudaness model) is called pretty, Yasmin is Million times better looking.....and good for her (YOU GO GIRL)! xoxox

I'm going to get one, as soon as my Abs start to look like Janet Jackson's

lol@MMA.......thanx I think! althought La Senza Girl is for little girls........lol Since you are so generous and are gonna take us shopping, we should go to Club Monaco , their fall collection is coming this week, and it is mighty fine

Adnaan, Most people here told you what's what already, so I got nothing to add. As for what Jaber said, I wouldnot try to push for a # specially if you're not willing to give out yours, coz all you gonna get would be the combination of Pizza Hut and Pizza Pizza numbers, which is worse than not being called back..........lol later peeps

I always believed it was ridiculous to date or marry younger man, my friends and I used to make fun of these girl who constantly dates younger men. Then I met this guy, we liked each other very much and started dating. Then I found out that he was younger than me, Althought he was mature, respectful and very responsible (unlike the older men I dated),I could never take him seriously and it used to drive him crazy In short, I wont go thru that road again ever Thank you very much! p.s. I'll say this for younger men thought, They sure are enthusiastic and eager to please

Filsaneey, Read A-Z before you start laughing :rolleyes:

Moi, doing :eek: stupid thing...NEVER, but funny things happen to me all the time.....lol( too embarrasing to share) But I'll say this; I dont know what I was thinking when I decided to make my username "The Rock's Chick", granted THE ROCK was on my mind alot back then (had a huge crush on him) , but there have been other since The Rock.......oh well, I guess that qualifies as stupid and impulsive thing I did........lol later

Oh my god....this is the funniest thing I read for a while I laughed so hard, my mom thought something has happened to me....lol Sunset, There is no way you know people with those names....it is too much Lakkad, You are taking creativity too far, I think you made some of this up..lol The funniest nick I hear was; Tuur Taako and I thought nothing will top that, OH BOY, was I wrong!..........lol

Haniif, I must apologize for offending you with something that is so last millennium.....so sorry,how inconsiderate of me, but you see I am only guilty of cut and paste Haaruun, people email me this stuff, so I dont know where they got it, but I'll forward it to you in the future Later peeps

With so many brothas focused on how to make quick money, and some of them working all the time, it seems education is the least of their problems. So we cant be too picky, having said that some education would be nice, even if it is a technical skill. A person could be smart and aware what's going on in this world with out being educated (it is called self-education), and I respect that more than the average Faarax who went to school for 4years and still dont know squat....harsh but true

Hi, I wanna meet all of you one day even the "antipatico"yaasha, in one of those big conventions where everyone wears a name tag......it'll be cool In the meantime, here are some of the people I'ld like to meet; WildCat7....I think she is cool MMA...I probably saw you at Macmacaanka Xamarweyne , but I'ld like to meet you officially to see if you're as funny in person Barwaaqo....sizes 8.5 or 9 (p.s. my b-day is coming so....hint hint) Kool_Kat.....met her already, but I got the impression that I havent met all of them personalities.......lol (you know what I mean )Happy belated birthday Lakkad...I aint your mama, and I aint taking you shopping with out polariod (some people are hopeless) ....but I'll like to meet you, just to hit you over the head for being laf soo tagan Canbaro-Luul....yu have said the sweetest thing about me, thank yu and I'll like to meet you too Ameenah....keep on shoppin' sis, I'll like to go shoppin with you Shaqsii Nuune Abdinuur Many more I just cant think right now, I am getting sleepy later peeps

Well, I am glad y'all liked it and thought it was funny, it was my intention to make you laugh and clear my inbox at the same time, I'll say mission accomplished MMA, I'll see what I can do about the warehouse situation, it is gonna be a challenge By the way, why dont you like the SunShineGirl , I always look forward to the SunShineMan...mmmhhhh Nuune, Hi bro, I've been around just keeping busy with work and work....lol Lakkadd, There you are :rolleyes: ......... Later Peeps

I hope y'all enjoyed that, my favourate is the Joy of being married,...........lol. Later peeps

Ok, how true is this?!!!! :eek: Subject: FW: YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN 2002 WHEN ....(Very true) > > > > > > > > 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family > > > > > > > is because they do not have e-mail addresses. > > > > > > > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your > > > > > > > family of three. > > > > > > > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's > > > > > > > time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, > > > > > > > "What's for dinner?" > > > > > > > 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. > > > > > > > 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from > > > > > > > South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your > > > > > > > next door neighbor yet this year. > > > > > > > 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken > > > > > > noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. > > > > > > > 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG > > > > > > > file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. > > > > > > > 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your > > > > > > > cell phone to see if anyone is home. > > > > > > > 9. Every commercial on television has a web site > > > > > > > address at the bottom of the screen. > > > > > > > 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is > > > > > > > out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. > > > > > > > 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have > > the first 20 or 30 years of your > > > > > > > life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. > > > > > > > 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase > > > > > > would be a hassle and takes planning. > > > > > > > 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting > > > > > > > the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. > > > > > > > 14. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. > > > > > > > 15. You consider second day air delivery painfully slow. > > > > > > > 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. > > > > > > > 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored Post-it notes. > > > > > > > 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. > > > > > > > 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. > > > > > > > 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if > > you just pulled the plug on > > > > > > > a loved one. > > > > > > > 21. You get up in morning and go on-line before getting your coffee. > > > > > > > 22. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom, check your E-mail on > your > > way back to bed. > > > > > > > 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile > > > > > > > 24. You're reading this!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > > > > 25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else. (and I did) > > > >

Here is another one; JOYS OF BEING MARRIED > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> A newlywed couple had only been married for a few weeks. The > > > > > > >>> husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out > on > > > > > >the > > > > > > >>> town and party with his old buddies. So, he says to his new > > >wife, > > > > > > >>> "Honey, > > > > > > >>> I'll be right back." > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> "Where are you going, coochy-coo...?" asked the wife. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> "I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer." > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> The wife says, "You want a beer, my love?" She opens the door > > > > > > >>> to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different brands of beers > > > > > >from > > > > > > >>> 12 different countries. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing that he > could > > > > > > >>> to say was, "Yes, but at the bar...you know...they > have...frozen > > > > > > >>> mugs." > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted > him, > > > > > > >>> saying, > > > > > > >>> "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer > > >and > > > > > > >>> handed him a frozen solid mug. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but > > >at > > > > > >the > > > > > > >>> bar > > > > > > >>> they have those special hors d'oeuvres that are really > > > > > >delicious...I > > > > > > >>> won't be to long...I'll be right back...I promise. OK?" > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochy poo?" She opened the oven and > > >took > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> out 5 > > > > > > >>> dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs > in > > > > >a > > > > > > >>> blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dip, the works. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> "But sweetie, at the bar...you know...the guys are cussing and > > > > > > >>> swearing..." > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing, cutie pie? > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> THEN LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! > > > > > > >>> DRINK YOUR ****IN BEER, IN THIS DAMN FROZEN MUG, > > > > > > >>> AND EAT YOUR MOTHER****ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING > OUT > > > > > >WITH > > > > > > >>> YOUR > > > > > > >>> SHITHEAD FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > Seriously, how cute is that........lol You go girl

Things To Say When You're Stressed at Work :mad: > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you!!! > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 2. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing?! > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 3. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 4. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 5. Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 6. Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 7. Do I look like a ******* people person! > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 8. This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 9. I started out with nothing, still have most of it left. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 10. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 11. YOU!!... Off my planet!!! > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 12. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 13. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of > > > > >> > self-control. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 14. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 15. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 16. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 17. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 18. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 19. Do they ever shut up on your planet? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 20. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 21. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 22. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 23. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 24. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 25. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 27. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 28. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 29. Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 30. Ambivalent? Well yes and no. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 31. You look like shit. Is that the style now? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 32. Earth is full. Go home. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 33. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 34. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 35. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 36. You are depriving some village of an idiot. > > > > >> > > > > > >> > 37. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

Kool_Kat, Did you say shop wisely? and pray tell, who was that kat, who spend few thousand dollars on shoes,clothes and accessories at the beginning of summer.......You're so busted :cool: _Kat Granted few of them were on sale, but not all and we both know it Lakkad, dont be "laf soo taagan" for allah sakes, and no I didnt get fired, I just got another job.......aight. later peeps

Hooyo, I too am a shopaholic, but it is not something I'm willing to give up as long as I can afford it. I agree with Ameenah; Shopping is Therapy; I go shopping when I'm happy, sad, have money, dont have money, and sometimes I go "Just Because", and if I spend all the money on my account I come out of the mall feeling like a million bucks........it is an addictive feeling, which I indulge again and again.....again So enjoy, and have fun with it, there is no point in shopping if you're not enjoying yourself sis. Lakkad, I totally disagree with you, I lived in the states for few months, and worked there in order to save money, and the sad truth was that I developed an expensive taste, and as a result I now have to get a second job to support my habit. It is a full time job to stay fashionable you know!! Haaruun, I tried that with my sister, it didnt work at all Ameenah, we should talk xoxox