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A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose a note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied; (2) that there was plenty of heat; (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautifull apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

I agree with Opinionated, I saw this old movie where Vinny had hair, and he didnt look half as good as he does now

There are two main reasons why guys shave their hair 1. Bidaar (naturally occuring, at which point some guys are forced to homogenize their head) 2. Xarago (which suprises me coz there is nothing remotely attractive about bold head :confused: ) I just like to say, if you wanna shave your head, by all means go ahead, however you might wanna check what shape of head you have before you proceed with that decision. Coz I can tell you, some head should not be shaved.........that is all

Hi Ameenah, what's this Jennifer business! :confused: me thinks you've been listening to Kool_kat and her sarcastic tunes. :rolleyes: Anyways, I'm sorry we didnt get to see each other. P.S. I never hang out in the Eaton Center Bay and Bloor is my new hunting ground these days ciao

Haaruun, I'll make sure to let you know next time I plan little disappearing act Dawaco, Of all the things that could pop up on your mind why that? me think you have been thinking about unmentionable things.......lol RV, how u been sweetie? eeyaa cunay..lol, dont mind me if I use that Bee, Whats up Lakkad, I see not alot has changed with you..lol, still laf soo taagan

Hi Nomads, I had to count something this morning at work and found myself counting out loud " LAMA, LAMA ISKALE, LITE, LITAABUURE, AWLOOGIN" I was laughing at myself, so how often do you catch yourself doing similar thing is what I wanna know xoxox

Hi Guys, Thanx for the wlc back SThML_Lady, and K_kat......I guess it shows that some people care about me(I'm trying not to get emotional here). LOL@Jennifar....how are you feeling this morning K_kat???? Sthml_lady, Aqal waan galay, sida ugu dhaqsaha badana waan uga soo baxay.........lol

K_K and LazyGirl, Last time I was here, you two were at it, and here you are again..........lol :rolleyes:

Ameenah, was it a pay back? is that why you came here and didnt let me know?.........I cant believe it. *shaking my head @ you** :confused:

Oh my god!...I was in london last week and it didnt even occur to me to arrange a meeting with my favoured girls in UK .....I feel like an ***** for real sorry Barwaaqo, Ameenah, CBLF(wildcat). I'm jealous now, MMA got to meet all of y'all wonderful people. But I loved it there, LONDON is the bomb ( dont get me wrong it is still dirty as hell compared to T.dot), but the city is beautiful and full of history. P.S. dont even get me started on the shoes selection.....one word AMAZING

lol@K_K......I say FIIRI all the time too, specially when I'm on the phone which drives some people crazy

What annoys me most about today's society is the total lack of respect for other people's time :mad: I cant stand people who make plans with you and dont show up on time how hard is it to be on time!! It is not like they dont know that time is money, coz they dont stay at work 1min past they off duty time, so why not show the same consideration to others time. Now that everybody is running around with cellphone on their hand, it should be easy to let the others know when you'll be late :mad: :mad: Please respect other people's time......is all am saying :rolleyes:

Who cares where Nuune is! :rolleyes: and dont you have anything better to do with yourself :mad: Some People man :rolleyes:

Here goes my list; 1. The Godfather (1,2 &3) 2. Scarface 3. Pretty Woman 4. Shaft 5. Dirty Dancing 6. Rush Hour (1&2) 7. Austin Powers (1,2,&3) 8. The Scent of a Woman 9. Two Can Play That game 10.Sleepless in Seattle 11.Heat 12.Love Affair 13.Braveheart 14.lethal Weapon (1,2,3,&4) 15.Love and Basketball 16.Shawshank Redemption 17.Blue Streak 18.The Sixth Sense 19.Gladiator 20.Bringing down the house (I've seen it recently and it was worth it )