Jacpher

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  1. Jacpher

    Camelot!

    Xiin: Are you implying Waamo does not have sugaan? The galti associate waamo with a negative connotation.
  2. I thought Somali men back home were attracted to those with dhex weyn. Slim girls sow ayadii la oran jiray wey xanuunsaneysaa
  3. Bishaaro Don't be offended abaayo. There's nothing wrong with mudul. God knows, some of us were born under geed qurac. Nothing wrong with that at all. Prophet Ciise cw was also born under a date palm tree.
  4. Quick learner you're! Is that mudul your birth spot?
  5. That's the written law but the reality is always different. Alxamdulilaah, I never had a problem praying at work. The place of my work has lots of Muslims so praying has never been an issue.
  6. You accuse Siyad Barre of re-writing the history and equate Sayidka with Caydiid? Is this secessionist’s version of history?
  7. Jacpher

    Camelot!

    Very interesting. I need to learn more of Suugaan.
  8. London wasn't nice but it wasn't my worst travel experience. I guess it is yet to come.
  9. Can't go any worst than this. A Chinese and a Muslim?
  10. Originally posted by Socod_badne: I find this wive swaping business distasteful but that is not what the West is about. That is not what defines it or what Westerners consider important. I totally disagree. I don’t think it’s that distasteful for you as you proudly brush off the magnitude of such behavior. I don’t see anyone specifically criticizing the West for what they’ve accomplished. The subject of the discussion is this sickening behavior where married men go and exchange bodily fluids with other married women while watching their wives get screwed by strangers. Rotten, nasty disgusting acts of wicked hearts. Westerners feel proud of the openness in their society more than they are with values and morals. Such behavior is considered important and a freedom of some sort, so don’t tell us they don’t consider it important. It defines their system and speaks volumes of their society. Ask them and they would utter these words, it’s a free country, so you can do whatever.
  11. I didn't read all the replies but isn’t it ironic that Americans are celebrating MLK birthday and the Voting Acts Rights is set to expire soon? Why did the legislators have to set an expiration date for such law? Black History Month (February) and MLK comes and goes but the reality is it does nothing beyond days off from work/school. Qacda maqashii waxna ha u qaban Alito is ready to resume his seat in the court and affirmative action is out the door. Black America needs to do more to lift herself up in society and If Black leaders don’t make enough noise, whatever MLK fought for would go down the sink.
  12. Acuudu Bilaahi, Socod Badne: Do you know what you’re defending sxb? Makhnuutnimo & Dayuusnimo is what’s being denounced here. What are your views if you don't mind sharing?
  13. Originally posted by chocolate & honey: The main point is: Black people are doing the best they can to move forward but unfortunetly the society they live have the habit of shamefully magnifying their probmlems. I think some black leaders including Bill Cosby would disagree. Black communities are not doing enough to advance themselves in society. Blaming the whiteman does not make the problems go away. Farax Brownie: You’re celebrating MLK Day at work? I guess some companies would never observe such holiday.
  14. Utah is closer and less hostile to madmadoobeyaal.
  15. “Waxaanu digniin culus siinaynaa shirkadaha Shisheeye ee heshiisyada been beenta ah loo saxeexo inaanay xuduuda Somaliland soo geli Karin, waxna ka baadhi Karin, una soo dirsan Karin sahan. Haddii ay yeelaanna aanu ka qaadayno tallaabooyinka ku haboon. Kuwaas oo halis gelin doona xasiloonida iyo degenaanshaha Geeska Afrika, kana lumin doona hanti wixii ay shirkadahaasu dalkayaga sharci darro ku soo geliyeen." Soomaalidu waxay tiraahdaa markaanoo kale Afxumo nabad way kaa kaxaysaa colaadna waxba kaagama tarto.
  16. "Cawadeyda Calanka leh" What does this mean? My night's flag? :confused: or something like that.
  17. At least 345 Muslim pilgrims have died in a crush during the stone-throwing ritual at the Hajj pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia, officials say. Hundreds of pilgrims have also been injured. A BBC correspondent at the scene in Mina saw dozens of bodies lined up on the ground. The ritual has seen many lethal stampedes but the number of dead this time is the highest in 16 years. After a crush in 2004, barriers and stewards were added to improve safety. Bridge surge The stampede took place at the foot of the bridge of Jamarat, where pilgrims hurl stones at three pillars representing the spot where the devil is said to have appeared to Abraham. Source: BBC Allow u naxariiso.
  18. What do you think happens when you produce more lawyers than doctors and engineers?
  19. Saaxiib backtracking ma jiree duqa jabkiisuu qarinaayey nooh. Adigana wax ila fahan, Xiin qaruu kaa tuurooyaa. Oday Soomaaliyeedaa wareesanee, wuu kuu tirinaa nooh sxb. Lazy Girl Adiga interrogationkaan xagow ka socdaa?
  20. The airplane one is the funniest one. Look at the black guy's reaction.
  21. Ahura: Bal adba? Ma ku dhahaayoo tongue-in-cheek. I say gardaro qaawan Igaarka macawiistow iga wasakheen rabyaa. Originally posted by Castro: Not to mention erections that could last up to 4 hours (bisinka ) Dude, too graphic there, a big turn off for the ladies. Ragoow warkeyga dhageysta. Dhowr bilood ka hor ayaan nin waayeel ah arrintan ka wareystay laakiin jawaabtiisa ima qancin. Goortaad gaartid ii kaalay ayaa la igu yiri. Waayeel suu wax u ogyahay uma sheego ayaa kala kulmay meesha. Jab ayaan la aamusnaa ee idinkaa iga hadalsiiyayee wax ka keena
  22. Waryee Kinky iyo maxaad is raacisey? War waa sidee Castroow.
  23. Xiin & Castro: Ma SOL ayaad ka waaleysaan mise waad kaftameysaan? I've never heard of any indication of Xabad Sowda effect on sexual drive. Black seed is said to be a remedy of our prophet and heals everything but death. Not exact wording of the hadith but I'm sure some of you know that hadith. I gotta admit I have used Xabad Sowda mixed with malab and chicken soup whenever I catch the cold.
  24. Saaxiib armaad dhan khaldan u qaadatay? Raali noqo ina adeer Majango aan ku korey ma ka jirin waxaas. Baxaar xey tahay? Ma baladul jinni mise baladul insi?
  25. I keep getting these spam/junk emails everyday. My email spam blocker must be going bad. It amazes me the tactics these spammers employ. Now they are using the names of prominent politicians and religions sake to rip people off. How gross! Have you seen or read these latest spam letters. They're catching up now and changing their stories. Here are two of them that get their way to the inbox. MRS FATIMAH HARIRI, - BEIRUT. Respected One, My name is Mrs Fatimah Hariri, one of the wives of Late Mr Rafik Kariri, the former prime minister of Lebanon who was killed in a bomb blast on 14th February 2005. My late husband made a huge deposit of US$18,500,000 (eighteen Million, five hundred thousand United States Dollars) in a security Company in London. And I have all the documents concerning the deposit and no other person can claim the money without these documents. This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a Family treasure. This means that the security company does not know the contents of this trunk box that was sent from Lebanon to London in my late husband's private jet. The main purpose of sending you this mail is to request you to help me clear this money from that company and keep it until the relations of my husband calm down. We are all under routine checking about our movements and telephone calls. The relations of my husband are asking us, all the wives to produce every document and certificates in our possession concerning our Husband’s properties although I and some other wives has submitted some but I refuse to submit this one. My husband has already paid for safe keeping charges, so you do not have to bother about this fee; upon your acceptance I will trust you and issue you with deposit reference code for you to call the security company. I look forward to hearing from you soon, for quick processing and conclusion of this business transaction. Please contact me urgently at this email address fatihariri035@yahoo.co.uk upon your acceptance so that we can discuss how to go about this transaction speedily and accomplish it. Thanks and kind regards, MRS FATIMAH HARIRI This email originated from a Malaysian ip address. Asalama Aleikum. Dear Brethren-in-Islam, I have seen war and I have seen peace, I have seen riches and I have seen people die of Hunger on daily bases. And I am quite certain that life is vanity; the only life worth Living is a life of service to the Almighty Allah, most merciful, most compassionate And most benevolent. This is the reason for my present decision based absolutely on taqwa. I am Mohammed Al-haq the only surviving child of the Gen. Abdullahi Alhaq, one of the UNITA Rebel leaders of Angola. My late father fought the agonizing protected Angolan civil war From the very scratch, and was in charge of selling diamonds and other solid minerals of The rebel stronghold area, as well as purchasing arms and ammunitions in return. This Position made him very rich and powerful. So powerful that the late Dr. Jonas Malheiro Savimbi the head and founder of the UNITA guerillas felt threatened that he planned To get rid of my father. As much as I can remember, one Sunday I was away with my mother when a handful Of soldiers obviously sent by the late Dr. Jonas Malheiro Savimbi went to our house and Killed my father, my two sisters and brother. They also executed everyone that bared The same surname with us in my village, thus making sure that we were completely Wiped out the surface of the earth. An aide loyal to my father met with me and my Mother and sneaked us to Zambia, a neighboring country, from where we traveled to London. My mother died of extreme cancer a month ago here in London, and here am I On my sick bed diagnosed of HIV 1 & 2 i.e. full blown AIDS and I have a few months to Live. Three months ago my late mother took me to a Finance/Security firm where my late Father deposited large sum of money ($4.5m) he acquired during the war, and I took Possession. I do not wants this money to get into wrong hands by means of intestate Laws. My late father probably did not do thing right fate has dealt with us Decisively, but lying here on my dying bed I am etermined to do thing right to enable Me die in a state of Taahir, by passing this fund on to a devoted Muslim or an Islamic Organization that will use it to portage Islam to the glory of the Almighty Allah, take Care of the weak of the earth (the widows, old and orphans). Time is not on my side, I have concluded arrangement with the security company officials to use their diplomatic means to move the consignment to your country or a nearby country to you where you will meet with them sign the paper and the consignment will be handed over to you. Do bear in mind that the handling charge will have to be taken care of, and that is why I have instructed the security company that any body that assist me will have 10% of the total amount. I have willed our house here in London to a School. If you know and believe in your Heart that you stand up for a good course and to bring glory to the name of Almighty Allah, distinguish youself in this world full of evil and corruption and use this money Just as I have said, then get in touch with me immediately by sending the following. (1) Your full contact detail (2) Your Occupation (3) Your telephone and fax Number(s) (4) Your date and place of birth Awaiting your immediate Responses. Yours Faithfully Mohammed Al-haq This ip address is a well-known spammer ip address. Yeah, send it to: Ducaqabe Duceysane c/o Duceysane LTD Magaalo Kasta, Maryoleyland Laga Tagay Eastern Nation of Madmadoobe.