Me Marriage is much bigger than performance and more so about happiness. In health or illness, if PE is what determines and holds the companion, then I agree, ha kala gambisto. What's not fair in your analogy is that PE I think is fixable problem and not as serious as life terminating illness. Watching few episodes of Che's favorite show can help get the right attitude about this less important concern. Che, there's no shame in that! Zafir just pokes fun at you.

^Unfair is your analogy. Regardless the gender, no one is forced to marry for life. If PE is too big for you, Che has provided some options there sxb. Scroll up ^.

^Mixing monkeys and donkeys there sxb. PE is not a life threatening illness.

^Dalmar Che, quick channel surfing magaceeda ku xifdisay? Islaanta caadi ma aha. She knows her staff. Sidii Zafir seminarkeeda ma tagin wili?

Che, xaa ku baray Sue Johnson. Late hour subscriber?

Grenade attack wounds Ethiopians By Andrew Heavens ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - The president of Ethiopia’s volatile Somali region was wounded in the leg in a grenade attack on Monday during a ceremony in the regional capital Jijiga, a senior government official said. The blast that wounded Abdullahi Hassan also killed at least five people in the crowd around him and set off a stampede in which up to six more died, witnesses and aid workers said. But government official Bereket Simon said no one was killed at the stadium though five people had been killed elsewhere in the region by a booby-trap. Bereket told reporters Hassan had been wounded in the grenade attack and said "The culprit is none other than a member of the ONLF which is supported by Eritrea." The ****** National Liberation Movement is a separatist rebel group that has been increasingly active in the remote east and last month attacked a Chinese-run oil exploration field, killing 74. But Adurahmin Mohammed Mahdi, a London-based ONLF spokesman, said his movement had nothing to do with Monday’s attack. "Our policy is not to attack civilian targets or Jijiga," he told Reuters. "The ONLF attacks military targets only." Aid agency sources said the attack took place while hundreds of people were in the stadium in Jijiga’s Revolutionary Square for a ceremony marking the overthrow of former dictator Mengistu Haile Mariam. An eyewitness in the crowd, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisal in the heavily militarised region, said Hassan was hurled into the air by the blast. "It was a huge explosion, bigger than hand grenades. It was like lots of dynamite," he told Reuters by phone. "The president was speaking, surrounded by people from the band and a traditional dance group. Then the explosion happened and he was blown 10 metres away. Most of the people injured were from the band.... I saw five bodies later in the hospital." "HUGE STAMPEDE" Police started firing after the blast, the witness said. "After the shooting, there was a huge stampede and some children were killed there -- I think six," he said. An international aid worker in Jijiga, who asked not to be named, said the president was attacked with two grenades. "Five people were killed on the spot then three people were killed afterwards when shooting broke out," he said. "We are all in our compounds, staying in to keep safe." Bereket contradicted the accounts of people in Jijiga, saying that no one had died there, but five people had been killed by a booby-trap in a separate incident. "I have no information on the exact location of the booby-trap in which five people were killed. But I confirm that they were killed," he said, without giving details. A sporadic but long-running conflict is under way in the country’s Somali region between government forces and the ONLF, which wants more autonomy for the remote and under-developed area bordering Somalia. Ethiopia says its neighbour and arch-foe, Eritrea, is training and arming the ONLF. Asmara denies that. Tension mounted sharply in April when ONLF fighters killed 65 Ethiopians and nine Chinese oil workers in the raid close to Abole, a small town 120 km (75 miles) south of Jijiga. Aid agency sources say government troops recently stepped up operations in three districts covering about half the region. The sources, who asked not to be named, said aid workers now had to apply for permission to enter the affected region, delaying vital development work. A three-person New York Times reporting team was detained in the region, interrogated at gunpoint and held for five days before being freed last week without charge, the newspaper said. Ethiopia - Blaming the Victim for Propaganda Right off the bat, the ****** Editorial Board, OEB, condemns the bombings in Jig Jiga where ****** civilians, forced to attend a political ceremony, which has no meaning to these poor citizens, have lost their lives. ****** Without proper investigation and lacking a single shred of evidence, the misinformation ambassador and advisor to the head of the autocracy, Mr. Bereket Simon claimed that ONLF is the 'culprit supported by Eritrea'. It is incredulous how this prevaricator and purveyor of Ethiopian propaganda had quickly come up with a scapegoat for what local sources have attributed to a competition, which escalated to a physical confrontation, between two camps within the so-called local administration. In the past month and half, it has been an open knowledge in Jig Jiga that a rift has developed between the head of the so-called local administration Mr. Abdullahi Hassan Lugbur and his security bureau head Mr. Abdi Ileeye. The source of the conflict is said to the head of the Ethiopian military based in Jig Jiga. Because of the indiscriminate detention campaigns carried out by Mr. Ileeye and his security minions against the ****** citizenry, the head of the Ethiopian military in Jig Jiga sees Mr. Ileeye as a more 'capable' individual who can deal with the ****** citizenry as per the Ethiopian military's machinations. Mr. Lugbur on the other hand has his friends in the head of the Ethiopian autocracy office in Addis Ababa. Reports from credible sources within the Ethiopian military in Jig Jiga attribute today's bombings in Jig Jiga as an attempt on the life of Mr. Lugbur so that the Ethiopian military can nominate Mr. Ileeye as the 'interim' successor to Mr.Lugbur. Instead of carrying out proper investigation to find out the source of this bombing which turns out to be within the so-called local administration and the Ethiopian military personnel in Jig Jiga, the misinformation minister without portfolio Mr. Bereket has conveniently blamed the victim in this incident i.e. the ****** citizenry represented by ONLF. Mr. Bereket's propaganda also blamed Eritrea which fits nicely with the recent Ethiopian campaign to deflect people's attention from Ethiopian failures both in ****** and Somalia by pointing the finger at an out side source, Eritrea in this case. Ethiopian gamesmanship aside, the world community should not allow the Ethiopian Autocracy to force ****** civilians to gather for political ceremonies yet carryout indiscriminate bombing of civilians housed in a stadium with one exit. What happened in Jig Jiga today is an organized, extra judicially carried out killings by the Ethiopian government and its associated militias for political gains. The world community should condemn this bombing and should prosecute the Ethiopian military and its political masters for massacring ****** civilians for their own political gains.

Bodies found near Ethiopian base Mon. May 28, 2007 03:55 pm.- By Mohamed Abdi Farah. - Send this news article Click Here (SomaliNet) Two dead bodies were found near former Pasta factory compound now based by the Ethiopian forces in Huriwa neighborhood in north of Somalia capital Mogadishu on Monday. Residents told Somalinet that the dead were two civilian men who were seen laying on the ground very close to the Ethiopian base and they are thought to be killed by the Ethiopian soldiers in the area. Last night an explosion followed by gunfire could be heard around the Ethiopian base. There is no confirmed report whether these two men were killed by the Ethiopians. Witnesses said the victims were in their 20s and gunshots were seen on their bodies. Some reports say the men were shot dead by the Ethiopians after they were suspected. This follows a series of bomb explosions in the capital targeting on the positions of interim government and Ethiopian forces claiming lives of several Somali soldiers in the past two weeks. Source

That's good news Horn. Let's hope they'll be a model for other cities. Faarax, I think the emphasis is to minimize and for deterrence purposes.

^Indeed. A good example for others to follow.

Gacan Ku Dhiigle Lagu Qisaasay Magaalada B/Xaawo Bishan 20keedii ayaa dil iyo dhaawac loo gaystay dad rakaab ah oo saarnaa baabuur u socday magaalada Garbahaareey oo ay ku geeriyoodeen laba marxuum oo mid ka mid ah marxuumadaas uu isla goobtii lagu rasaaseeyay baabuurka ku dhintay. Marxuumkaas ayaa waxaa la oran jiray Cabdinur Cabdullaahi Barre. Waxaana 8 saac kadibna isbitaalka magaalda Beled Xaawo ku geeriyooday marxuunka labaad oo la oran jiray Maxamed Maxamuud Biixi iyadoo dhaawacna uu ka soo gaaray rasaasayntaa dhibanayaal kale ah Cabdullaahi Qoorleex oo ah marxuumka hore ee dhintay aabihii iyo Maxamed Cmar Barqadle (Afyare). Waxaana isla maalintii labaadba la soo qabtay gacan ku dhiiglihii dadkaas laayay iyo laba nin oo kale oo isbaarada babuurka lagu xabadeeyay xiligaas kula sugnaa. Subaxnimadii talaadada oo ay taariiqdu ahayd bishan 22keedii ayaa waxaa nimankii dhibka loo haystay la soo taagay maxkamada degmada Beled Xaawo, ayadoo uu halkaas ka aqriyey dacwo lagu soo eedeeyey eedaysanayaasha taliyaha saldhiga B/xaawo Jamaal Xassan Sareey. Waxaa dabadeed ay maxkamadu suaalo waydiisay ninkii loo haystay inuu ka dambeeyey falkii dilka ahaa, qirtayna inuu asagu ka dambeeyey dilkaasi oo uu xabado la beegsaday gaarigii ay saarnaayeen oo markaasi doonayay damcay inuu xoog ku maro isbaaradii, isaga uu doonayey inuu taayarada ka toogto baabuurka, dadkii ayayna xabadahii ay sidaa ugu dhaceen. Waxay kaloo ay maxkamadu suaalo waydiisay laba eedaysano oo lagu soo eedeeyay inay isbaarada sharci darro ah ay la joogaan ninkaan gacan ku dhiiglaha ahaa xilligii uu dilay dadkii ku dhintay goobtaasi. Isku soo duudooboo maxkamadu markay la tashatay culimo meelo kala duwan joogta ayaa waxaa saaka laga aqriyay xukunkii maxkamada oo ay dadwayno fara badan ka soo qayb galeen dhagaysigeeda ka hor aqriyey xukunkii maxkamadda kaaliyaha maxkamada Farxaan Maxamed Diiriye oo noqday in la qissaaso gacan ku dhiigle CABDI XASAN GURXAN. Gacan ku dhiiglaha ayaa isla markiiba waxaa xukunka ku fuliyey marxuumkii dhintay walaalkii, jifadii uu ka soo jeedayey gacan ku dhiiglahana ay sheegeen inay ku qanacsan yihiin goaankii maxkamadda. Maxkamadda ayaa sidoo kale sii daysay eedaysanayaashii goobta isbaarada ah la joogay gacan ku dhiiglaha, iyada oo lagu waayey wax dambi ah. Gudoomiyaha degmada Beled Xaawo, Axmed Burkuus ayaa ku ammaanay jifada uu ka soo jeeday gacan ku dhiiglaha sida ula shaqeeyeen maxkamadda iyo ciidanka booliska oo ku tilmaamay kuwa tusaale u noqdo beelaha kale. Source

^Never heard of it in Somalia. Any pictures? Ethios brought them trees over with them?

Inaa Lilaahi Wa-inaan Ileyhi Raajicuun. Ilaahay ha u naxariisto, Firdowsana gaarsiiyo marxuumka.

^Make it 100% since we're pulling numbers out of our pockets. Be a little generous yaa Allamagan.

It wouldn't be a complete one without Amxaari. Might help expedite the badly needed recognition.

^Let's make that a permanent term. Fits them perfectly.

^You've got enough room to insert one more line there.

Why wish death on the next president of the country?

The passport in your signature.

JB, is it my eyes or is the Amxaari line is missing there in the passport?

Four Somali peace-lovers get killed almost every hour in Moqdisho and they don’t get this much news coverage or attention.

Che, dagaalka Horn ka daa nooh. Hiiraala lagama soo maro sxbkeen. Odaga would have been more credible and believable if he were to give up his MP seat in protest of the every thing he’s blaming on TFG. Being happy of losing the ministerial position and holding on to the MP seat while remaining part of the “dowlada” in which he has no confidence and trust? Sounds phony to say the least. Maybe he should head to Asmara to avoid another humiliating house arrest by no other than the foreign army he highly endorsed few months ago. “Waxa Kismaayo anigu aan ka gaalay, ee aniga iyo Ilaahey iyo dadka joogaa isla og…..waxaan wanaag iyo in dadkaas ay wada noolaadaan oo la wada daganaado…….waxaan aheyn waligey uma sheegin, mana dhihin” Did he forget invading the city in the middle of Ramadan killing innocent fasting Somalis? Maybe that's a wanaag thing in dagaal-ooge books? Kadaab Ilaahey ka furtay oon waxba dhaamin kuwuu eedeenaayo hadda.

I can just imagine skinny Faarax threatening the company to consider legal action for not getting a bed-sofa like workstation. Remember those fatties that sued McDonald for the hot coffee they bought? All jokes aside, obesity is a serious health issues and I highly doubt if a vertical workstation is gonna cut it. How many can multitask? Walk or run on treadmill and work? What are these scientists on? A gym with swimming pool in the office is better alternative.

The ladies are having malay moment today. Happy Malay Minute.

^Seafood is xalaal whether dead of alive. Nice pic. Have you guys ever tried that salty dried libaax?