And the Oscar goes to Geel_jire.

^Since when Benjamin Franklin become a role model for the armed youth?

Masha'alaah. That macalin is too loud for two year old. I could be wrong but it appears this video is either cooked or edited perhaps to shorten the length. The child is answering way too quickly before she can even digest the questions. You can just imagine ten or so questions under two minutes.

I never understood this surrogate thing very well. I thought it meant implanting bank sperm to the mother and the baby grows to search his biological father on Google. From I am reading here, I gather it also means buying or renting a womb of another woman for carrying a baby for nine long months. Aduunyo xaalkaa ba' Someone remind me that maahmaah, cimrigaagoo dheeraada.... A couple trying to have a baby goes to the hosptial, doctor takes the husbands stuff, mix with the women's eggs, implant them into a rental womb [of another women, preferably young healthy good looking one] for nine long months. Baby comes to the world confused. Has a father and two mothers, one related by blood, the other by attachment and birth. How of a mother that never carried, breast fed and never given birth to the baby? Is that really the definition of motherhood? Never underestimate what money can buy. Women renting their bodies to other women. Why not open the market for men. I'm sure they too would love to do some renting of young healthy good looking girls. Maybe for different purposes but competitions is always good for business.

^You're welcome. The Clinton legacy went down the drain specailly in minority communities. Look at what they did to Bill Richardson after he endorsed Obama. Speaking of genuineness, The Boston Herald published Andy's satire as real news not too long ago. It was during the Pennsylvania primary and he wrote about Hillary's take on guns and hunting. I think his headline was Cheney Challenges Hillary to Hunting Contest. I heard some cable news channels picked it too as real news. He did this about them below. Endless hilarious comedy. Boston Herald, Borowitz Report to Merge News Operations Tabloid Will Shutter Bureaus in New York, D.C., Boston One day after The Boston Herald quoted heavily from a fake news story from The Borowitz Report as if it were real news, the tabloid newspaper announced a “groundbreaking new arrangement” with the satirical website. “Effective immediately, The Boston Herald and The Borowitz Report are merging news operations,” said Carol Foyler, a spokesperson for the tabloid. “As a result, we are shutting down our bureaus in New York, Washington, and Boston.” The Herald said that it came to its decision after The Borowitz Report story it re-published, “Cheney Challenges Hillary to Hunting Contest,” failed to set off any alarms in its fact-checking department. “We figure that if it fooled us, it would probably fool our readers, too,” Ms. Foyler said. Davis Logsdon, a University of Minnesota expert who has offered his opinions on a broad range of subjects for The Borowitz Report, said that he was “delighted” by the chance to lend his insights to The Boston Herald as well. “I think that the association with The Borowitz Report can only enhance the Herald’s journalistic credibility,” Mr. Logsdon said. For its part, the Herald said that its readers would only notice “minor changes” to the paper, whose front-page headline tomorrow morning reads POPE CONVERTS TO JUDAISM.

Close but not real. Andy doesn't just report the news. He makes it up. He's one of my favorite bloggers. The Borowitz Report. See him in YouTube

Bill Clinton Switches to Obama Latest Superdelegate Defection for Hillary In what some Democratic Party insiders are calling a particularly ominous sign for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, former president Bill Clinton today became the latest superdelegate to switch from Sen. Clinton to her rival, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill). Sources close to the former president said that Mr. Clinton had been mulling such a defection for weeks, as early as the night of the Iowa primary, but that he only decided to make his decision public today. “The American people want change,” Mr. Clinton said at a press conference in New York. “Lord knows I do.” The former president said that “sometimes, at the end of a race, you have to put an old horse down,” adding, “I’m not speaking metaphorically.” Mr. Clinton fueled speculation that he was seeking a role in an Obama administration, saying, “I know my way around the Oval Office, and I know how the super-secret double-lock works.” The former president said he would relish a return to the White House, calling his tenure there “good times.” For her part, Sen. Clinton said that the defection of her husband would not deter her from staying in the race, adding, “To my knowledge, he’s the only white voter Sen. Obama has.” The New York senator denied that she was playing the race card, arguing, “Every other member of my family is supporting me, and by the way, they’re white.” Elsewhere, a defiant John McCain said that his wife will not release her tax returns, “and neither will my girlfriend.” lol@“Lord knows I do.”

She is not normal. Must belong to maanakoobiyo.

I admire Shariifka but I think he's wrong to pursue a policy of political isolation. Look at how political isolation succeeded on bringing chaos to Somalia. He took pretty tough questions and he sounded angry but I don't agree with the notion of speaking with TFG legitimizes Ethiopia's presence and validates TFG governorship. I acknowledge Shariifs points and position on the warlord run government but the bigger picture should be given a priority; ending the cycle of violence and suffering of Somalis.

^Got milk? Koora: You wanted to drag the Shiekh's good name in the mud but now you have a change of heart only after realizing people out there actually know him personally. Not bad idea.

Koora: Do you agree with its entirety? So much filthy that I wouldn't know where to start but if you link up the source maybe I'd email the author of some of the fictitious things it contains.

Beautiful scenery. Nice bowling events.

^Define Wahabism? Forget what the journalists wrote. In your own words. Xoogsade: No that was directed at Koora. I too know the sheikh in great detail but I wanted him to tell us and share what he knows about the Sheikh other than reading what others may have written about the Shiekh or Wahabiya. You can't argue with the tape. It's right there. The Shuyuukh are saying as it is specially C/laahi Cali Xaashi. I had cajalad uu qabiilka uga hadlaayo but I don't know where it went. I think Nuune is right to a certain extent. The division among Somalis have grown completely to bigger and different stage.

Filthiest thing I read in years. Please don't insult people's intelligence by posting these shitty articles.

^Tell me more about Sh. Nuur Cali Colow?

^In Geeljire strategy, suicide bombs and the shooting rampage resulting death of fifty Somali to one Ethiopia soldier, good method of driving them Axmaaro away quickly. Clap for geeljire fan.

^Your last line should be on the top. Good move. Anything that brings us back to the table. Sitting down with each other and start talking just begins the end of Ethiopia's interference into Somali affairs.

Ibty: I'm not a mind reader but it's good to know you too detected that in his post. Marc: I too have anti-Jimcaale forces lurking around to come out and spew 'self-opinioned bile'. They too hate good men who truly care about Somaliland's Somali speaking world. Whatever that means. Moron! There's really nothing to discuss here. However, there's a confused kid who doesn't understand the words he's typing. You managed to put 'Greater Somalia' and 'Secession of Somaliland' in one sentence. Somaliland territorial, Policy of Displacement, Demographic transition, Disputed land, Greater Somalia, Somaliland Map, all these words require some sort of context which you've failed to provide. Our SNM fans don't even use such choice of words. Either she didn't provide you with much details or your eyes were fixed on something else. I know she impressed you but I hope she's not as knowledgeable of the subject as you. Here's a little homework for you. Research and find if Israel, the most powerful nation in the Middle East, has succeeded its policies of displacement, demographic transition and relocating people into the disputed territories? Has that secured the greater Isreal? Hint: Wikipedia is the most reliable source in the world.

Those ndiswrapper are no fun. It took three days to work with my laptop. Speaking of Linux, I've used Ubuntu but them Live CDs come in handy when you're in trouble. I keep couple different ones near my desk. You never know when you're gonna need them for data recovery or something else. The only live cd that works well with wireless and graphics I've seen so far is PCLinuxOS. I don't know how popular it is but it worked flawlessly.

My pet Lucky and I are vacationing in Darfur Africa this summer. I'm sure people are nice and friendly but I'll bring my Janjaweedian dictionary. I'm looking forward to the African safari experience.

Mac: Tell me about this girl? Who is this lucky woman? You think she knows her stuff but wait until she tells you Mali is not a country but street in Madagascar. I too had acquaintance who would dream and lecture others about ending child sex abuse in South Asia but all that stopped shortly after the Asian chick abandoned him. Promise us you won't leave Sool & Sanaag behind once this khaldaamad drops you like a hot potato. Better not mess with them. It's not experiment. It's a reality. Just ask Rudy. If I were you I would not enjoy her fadhi-ku-dirir as much as her shaah. Inantan sidii ashuun wax kugu soo shubtay talow meeqaa kaaga horeysay oo naftooda la fakaday?

McCain's "Spiritual Guide" Wants America to Destroy Islam You may have heard of Rev. John Hagee, the McCain supporter who said God created Hurricane Katrina to punish New Orleans for its homosexual "sins." Well now meet Rev. Rod Parsley, the televangelist megachurch pastor from Ohio who hates Islam. According to David Corn of Mother Jones, Parsley has called on Christians to wage war against Islam, which he considers to be a "false religion." In the past, Parsley has also railed against the separation of church and state, homosexuals, and abortion rights, comparing Planned Parenthood to Nazis. John McCain actively sought and received Parsley's endorsement in the presidential race. McCain has called Parsley "a spiritual guide," and he hasn't said whether he shares Parsley's vicious anti-Islam views. That's because the mainstream media refuses to ask. And so, we've taken matters into our own hands, joining Mother Jones to present the truth about McCain's pastor. Since the media won't question McCain about his deeply bigoted pastor, it's up to you to call attention to this issue. Make McCain's pastor problem a major story by forwarding this video to your family, friends, and colleagues. We can't let McCain get away with aligning himself with a religious leader who's called for an all-out war on Islam, someone who draws no distinctions between Muslims and violent Islamic extremists. Now is the crucial time to act.

I'm starting to like this thing. translate English to Arabic. I could hear Waaxid & Min fadlak.

I have yet to get an iphone. I ain't a fan of Steven Jobs. The man makes in ten minutes what people make in a year. What's the price range for this smart pen?

^ Ain't little knowledge something. This kid comes up with the most obnoxious parallelism I've ever heard. Not too long ago, he echoed the names of Ulul Azm prophets and Khalid Bin Waleed in defence of Al-Shabaab's characters. Now he's suggesting like Omr bin Khatab, Indhacade has sinned and repented and could lead the Muslims as the new Ameer of the horn. Not only this analogy is flawed, it's doesn't stand in the book of Islam. Islam wipes out whatever one does prior to Shahada. The kid needs to prove Indhacade was indeed Non-Muslim when he was butchering Southern Somalia. Maybe then your analogy would have a chance. I know I'm in for some weird analogy again.