Jacpher

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  1. Jacpher

    Garissa

    ^Sorry Haatu for ruining your feel good moment. Che - I am not insulting entire community. That comment was directed at an individual. Why would you think uniting with a dusty place is such a reward? Qashin walba ma guran adigu. Paragon: I think you're talking about this Garissa. I am thinking of another dusty place in one of the poorest corners of Kenya.
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    Fastest Imam!

    He's reading Suratul-naas in the two rakca I've watched. They should have let him go to whatever he's running to. By the time he finished Samicalaahu liman xamida....he's in sujuud position. Waxaan maqli jiray ninkii ataxyaat ku akhriya istaag, atexyaadkina wuxuu akhrin faatixo.
  3. ^Most likely but it still ongoing investigating. One of the kids' mom is in jail (she hid him in her house for 3 nights after he came home soaked in blood and asked her to get him a ticket to Canada) and will probably be prosecuted for not turning her 17-years old murderer in but the parents of the second kid are not in jail bc once they found out the first mom was put in jail, they turned their son in. Soaked in blood?
  4. Kan waxaan u maleyn asagoo yaraa mid caraba qaniijiyey.
  5. Jacpher

    Garissa

    ^Was it your uncle that coined, shaw muxuu ka tukan kipanda ma leh Cawaan isla weyn. Magaalada Kaliya oo Soomaali ay degto aduunka oo 5 laami in ka badan ay maraan. Wabi iyo beerana leh waa Gaarissa. And tell me none of these 5 laami get blocked in rainy sessions.
  6. Non-UK can't view the clip. Bloody stingy ingiriis. Someone please youtube the damn video.
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    Garissa

    ^It ain't hate. The reality of it is that its people, not all but a good chunk of them really shine with ignorance and jaajuusnimo. The only African town I have seen (I've seen many) where ethnic Somalis loathe their own language and people. Yikes. You couldn't find a truer Somali Kenyan than adoon on the inside and Somali on the outside. Invest real estate in Gaarisa? I hope you're kidding.
  8. ^The community is together for now but for how long? I hope waa qolomaa la oran maayo if and when these teens get charged as adults. Release the graphic brutal murder footage.
  9. Jacpher

    Garissa

    The crappiest town in Kenya and most dusty people in Africa.
  10. Good news. If he's the gun man, charge him as an adult and give him the electric chair.
  11. Waryaa that was me. I just wanted to tell you zip up your pant and you were going to climb up the escalator on the wrong side had it not been me. You freaked out that old lady and her little daughter starring at you for a full minute. Nothing more.
  12. ^Nice deep voice. What is he? Charles Taylor's twin brother?
  13. With this great and milestone achievement, the Queen is left with no choice but to officially recognize its lost colony.
  14. ^Ikhtiyaar has never been an issue to my knowledge. Anyone can refuse anyone else on any basis but saying this qureyshi nasab is incompatible with Bilaali nasab is where the mud sliding begins. I think one is entitled to preference but not nasab prideness as demonstrated by our prophet's marriage to his servant's ex-wife. I think this quranic revelation has slammed that specific door shut. I am against this for a whole different reason. Changing long held beliefs and historical practices however rightly or wrongly, while we can't even live next to each other without resorting to deadly violence is somehow deceiving the reality of our people. Heck, back home hostility followed us abroad where our youth with no or little Somali culture exposure are gunning down one another across clan lines. Set the priorities straight.
  15. ^Mzee Elaborate more on this equality in nasab if you don't mind. I thought the nasab the diin is concerned with is having a father linage, not necessarily qabiil status. Unknown father/mother is what most matters? no? People don't make your kids life a living hell. Go with your respective family line. Shimbirkaada dhinac ka raac. EDIT: If Somali civil war taught us anything, it should be to not mix up people with extreme hatred, hostility and violence towards each other. People who kill savagely each other merely because one happens to be of different clan. Unless trust is restored which needs another half or century, no one should be making babies with names bar-bar xaaraam oo ay dili doonaan their own uncles or aunties.
  16. How many districts or cities are in Galmudug? What does PL gain from such merge other than security in one small corner of the city of Galkacyo? I asking for the pro & cons. Any resources?
  17. ^Somali parents find is easy welcoming a non-Somali be it Chinese or Jew than Somali jareer, mushunguli or a those seen inferior sub-clan in somali tradition. You want my honest opinion on this? Don't go there. Swim with your fish.
  18. ^Insha'alaah. Ina lilaahi wa inaa ileyhi raajicuun. Qaddaralaahu wa maashaa'a facal. Geeri waxay ku haboon tahay nimaadan aqoon iyo geel jire. I was at the store few days earlier and one of the marxuum was helping me out jump start a car. Soomaalida wey bahalowday. Ganacsatada need to install bullet proof glasses in their stores.
  19. ^Tell me any Islamists or Islamic revolution in the Muslim World ever changed their country's flag to the black flag? Was it the Ikhwaan in Egypt? Was it in Jazaa'ir? Or Jordan? Or Turkey? Anyone one of them?
  20. ^Not that hard. The Daily Show did a better job at that. Video Khayr: It is better now knowing before hand you're going to get searched thoroughly. You were told it is a random check before and you were always randomly chosen. Noting new really.
  21. ^He should've added his argument a mosque of four or more block concrete cement with a highly decorated carpet, air conditioned and a digital or paperback quran is bidcah.