Jacpher

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  1. People stop it. Seriously, it ain't joke no more. Y'all gonna push this kid over the edge. :mad: Marc: Habibi don't pay them no more attention. You've got your whole life ahead of you. Please don't do it. You're likely-able enough. Please don't even think about it. **aadaalle aadaa, sida lee iga dhe, mayac iyo suuro, waligaaba dheh, waligaa, waligaa. War armaa la i maqlay? Nothing ku dheh.**** Nothing. Nothing. Never mind.
  2. Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs. There was an audible gasp in the courtroom when the leader of the pirates announced, “We are doing God’s work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein.” The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 million in dubloons last year, elaborated on the nature of the Somalis’ work for Goldman, explaining that the pirates forcibly attacked ships that Goldman had already shorted. “We were functioning as investment bankers, only every day was casual Friday,” the pirate said. The pirate acknowledged that they merged their operations with Goldman in late 2008 to take advantage of the more relaxed regulations governing bankers as opposed to pirates, “plus to get our share of the bailout money.” In the aftermath of the shocking revelations, government prosecutors were scrambling to see if they still had a case against the Somali pirates, who would now be treated as bankers in the eyes of the law. “There are lots of laws that could bring these guys down if they were, in fact, pirates,” one government source said. “But if they’re bankers, our hands are tied.”
  3. ^Your qarxis friends are gonna accuse you of murtadnimo for criticizing fu'ad. PL culumo=xabashinimo=maadeey? Careful there. That's a no no. A big no on. I am impressed though. You're actually using your mind to reason and question your loyalty. A good start my friend.
  4. It is sad seeing an immigrant having the same views as the far right. There are bills to be paid.
  5. ^Waryaada shoorka hoose joojiya, put the link here.
  6. Ibti: In Garrisa, at least you don't have to worry about your watch and passport when you gotta go. Haatu: Garrisa was good stay for me. Just pulling your leg.
  7. ^Solon Islands ma laga soo hor maray? These people scare me.
  8. Ibti: I realize Muslims are too busy with themselves but if a Muslim business woman on a business visit asked to remove her niqab, she can do the same when she returns her country and ask her French partners to remove their products from her shelves. I heard awhile back mid caraba big shot insurance company oo New York lagu dhibay on business trip decided his staff would no longer travel to ny, they could have to come to Riyadh. Lazy comes out of the woods for the convenience. Ask your boss to fly you there if you can expedite the legislature. Lazy: on this side of the Atlantic, It is called winter gear. That won't fly around here in blue state.
  9. ^Is it not habibi used for girls? Wait. Let me think. oh, ma nacay my broken swahili. My apology hadaan wax khalday.
  10. ^Didn't realize B was a girl. 13 is way too young and immature to be heading a household.
  11. lol@waryee rudy xishood. Who knew Ibti was married and to ajnabi. Baayo burco ragg ma laga waayey. Any ways, congrats. India has traumatized you to say the least. It must have been a lot worst than Garrisa. I'm sorry my friend haatu.
  12. ^Kaadida waad iska dhowrtay maanta yaa kaa fiican. Boowe addoomada Alle waxaa ugu cabsi badan culumada. As for fu'ad, the chickens come home to roost. Muslinka meesha ku dhamaaday Ilaahey ha u naxariisto.
  13. ^But unlike Belgium, Saudi Arabia doesn't broadcast itself as a democracy, freedom of religion and press kind of country.
  14. ^It has everything to do with secularism. Secularism suggests government operates free from any religious/values doctrine. No religious or values be imposed on anyone and people should freely choose whatever religious/values/morals they maintain. No government should be dictating or pointing out how one dresses. This ban clearly violates the freedom of expression and religion for women who choose to put on a niqab out of religious conviction. They argue women are forced to have niqab on but they don't want to acknowledge not everyone is forced and there are some women who do it out of religious conviction and firm belief but they don't care about them. Can you imagine a Muslim women would be accused of breaking a STATE LAW for putting on a piece of cloth on her face? WTF Bring the issue to Muslim streets and ban their products from the shelves. Hit them where it hurts the most. If a mother/sister/daughter can't practice her religion freely and French value forced down on her throat, they should choose to not do business with them.
  15. ^Second that. Adeer xiinoow af-kaaga caano lagu qabay. Culumada meel sare ayey mudan yihiin.
  16. The official song of the football World Cup has been released. The new song "Waka Waka Time for Africa" was officially rolled out by radio stations across South Africa on Thursday. It is a collaboration between the South African band Freshlyground and the Colombian pop star Shakira. Reaction on the streets of Johannesburg has been mixed. More
  17. ^Mzee it ain't all that pretty and glamorous. We are talking about manwhores? Right? Disgusting.
  18. Norf: Aren't you Somali and isn't Dubai qurbo? You're making a bit more xayeysiis for this film? You must be hinting us inaad atoore ka tahay filimka? Slow skinnies never got you clues. Damn. Sxb drop the link here.
  19. Shows Imams too are human. Unfortunate incident but time to move on.
  20. ^But it ain't only about 'one's body' as you put it. There's a heart-beating human baby involved and such operation results death I might add.
  21. Inaa lilaahi wa inaa ileyhi raajicuun. I'll never forget that moment. As I stepped out of my door, I missed three call and got urgent text message; call me asap. That phone call left me speechless walaahi. Cabdiwali was a true brother and a friend. Inta kheyra uu community-ga u qabtay Ilaahey miisaankiisa ha u labolaabo. Qaatimo wanaagsan ayuu ku geeriyooday. As Sh. Cabdirahman said at the qabri, he was standing with us on that same xabaalo just few weeks ago, taking part the janaaza of the three brothers murdered in Seward halaal grocery. The community come out in great numbers yesterday. I was there early but ended up praying on the street. Meel la kala istaago ayaa la waayey. Waligey ma arag rag ilmeeyey shalay ka hor. Sh. Cabdirahman couldn't finish the dua. Allow u naxariiso oo jana firdowsa gee.
  22. ^Areey ha isku qaban hee the whole race. They got some crazy and good people. biibol got him elected too. I don't think tea party are bunch of racists who just hate Obama for being black. Don't get me wrong. They got some crazy, brainwashed racists but the movement itself wants every democrat voted out of office regardless of race, value or policy. It is all about politics. The losing party is using them to get back in power. These people are incited extremely to the point they put party before the country. Thanks to Fox News, they get all the coverage and publicity they need to make loud noise. Their crazy/racist lunatics took over the good