She is good. She got the Russia one good. lol@What! I am doing the thing. Brooklyn ebar bay ka dhigtay. Where is Ebonics, my favorite? Where is she from anyways? Her video how to learn any accent dadkii bey waashay. She switches on/off of different accents. British iyo Mareykan si fiican bey u keentay to confuse me enough wadankey ka timid. She should try these names in different accents

What? Germany Foreign Ministry envoy? You guys are giving qurac iyo ood a deadly heart attack. Just hope they won't faint after seeing these pictures.

^Sweetie stop protesting. Rudy can handle drama queens well.

Your issues are much bigger than Star Bucks. Head to the nearest Imam.

Do you want fries with that? No I'll have a house nigga. You got it Mr Prime Minister. Where is Mr.........? oh never mind. Mr. Riyaale has his hand up. Any questions? "No, it'll be my pleasure to serve the prime minister in anyway he pleases."

Grown men eating grass for fun. So sad yet so incredibly normal in this culture.

Lewis is so hilarious that you worry he's gonna have a heart attack throughout the show. A rare breed of comic that never laughs with the audience. I can't believe people actually spend an hour a day to watch GB. What a waste of time. My head explodes if I watch him a fifteen seconds clip. Watching paint dry is more pleasant.

Someone give him the he desired and loved so long and send him to geriatric nursing home.

Who in the world could have imagined so many men exchanging graphic details of prostitutes. Talk about shared experiences. Karl: Go back to that Cushtic weed you've smoking lately. And yes I'll have the topless over the pothead like you.

^Yes you did Amna is bilcaan name.

^Who put together the flag in your signature? Nice but what's the face message and dabka?

lol@waalooyo. Correction to that statement: Islam is the only religion remaining in the world with special less privileges

CH: Ina-adeer dadku isku caqli iyo fikir ma ah. You ain't doing justice to those beautiful women when you list their names next to Ayan. The likes of Iman & Waris should not be listed next to that ugly cow. Iman did much more for Somalia than Geeljire even thought of. Geeljire is just bitter hypocritical confused young man. Glance the politics section and he's all over the place when it comes to the endless violence back home.

Somalia: Puntland forces arrest Al-Shabaab ‘gun men Security forces in Somalia’s Puntland state have nabbed men carrying guns in the administrative capital of Garowe, police commander said. Abdirihman Haji Abshir, Nugal Police Commander said security officers manning a checkpoint in the east of the town arrested suspected Al-Shabaab men carrying 9 AK 47 rifles, who were on their way to the commercial city of Bossaso. “Police officers manning the checkpoint arrested two Al-Shabaab men who were trying to smuggle out those weapons,” he said. “The police are after another Al-Shabaab man, the owner of the weapons, who escaped the police net. We have his name and hopefully we will arrest him,” he noted, adding that the arrested men hail from Puntland. The arrest coincides with cabinet meetings going in Bossaso over the security of the commercial hub that has recently deteriorated. Puntland government vowed to combat with ‘metal hand’ the insecurity that is threatening the stability of the region. The state, which declared its autonomous status more than 10 years ago, has enjoyed relative peace and stability compared to south central Somalia where escalating powerful insurgency has killed thousands of people.

AMISOM Denies Part in Somalia Mosque Bombing A top official of the African Union’s Mission in Somalia (AMISOM) has dismissed the allegation that peacekeepers are to blame for the recent mosque bombing that killed dozens in the capital, Mogadishu. Major Barigye Ba-Huko, AMISOM’s spokesman, said hard line insurgents, including al-Shabab, started suicide bombings to terrorize ordinary Somalis and topple President Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed’s internationally backed Transitional Federal Government. “As everyone knows the al-Shabab manufactured and introduced suicide bombings in Somalia. So, all the times that the conflicts in Somalia have been going on, there had never been any time of that warfare. It’s not even the culture of the Somalis,” he said. Last week’s mosque bombing killed at least 32 and injured several others. Sheikh Fuad Mohamed Shongole, a leading member of the hard-line insurgent group al-Shabab, blamed AMISOM for the attack claiming he was the target of the bombing. Sheikh Shongole, who was injured during the mosque attack, reportedly spoke on a local Somali radio station and blamed foreign security firms working for AMISOM for the attack. But, AMISOM’s spokesman Ba-Huko denied the accusation. “It is also known that the area they are talking about is very close to Bakara Market. And, it is known in Mogadishu that Bakara Market is, virtually speaking, a no-go area for anyone else. It is an exclusive area for them. So, one would wonder how AMISOM managed to get to get into that place. So, I think it is just a question of desperate (desperation) on their part,” Ba-Huko said. In a statement following the bombing, Somali Cause, a non-governmental action group, condemned the attack saying the ongoing conflict between the Transitional Federal Government (TFG) forces and insurgent groups has caused heavy casualties and the displacement of thousands of civilians mainly women, children and the elderly Critics, including insurgent groups, have often accused AMISOM of shelling civilian areas indiscriminately resulting in heavy civilian casualties and huge destruction of property - - a charge the African Union Mission denies. Ba-Huko said AMISOM is not in the business of killing unarmed civilians. “We would have no reason as AMISOM to use unconventional means. We must sustain the support of the people. I’m saying you cannot (kill) the same people…whom you are trying to win over. We provide a lot of humanitarian assistance to these Somalis and we have no reason whatsoever to go into a mosque and plant there an IED (Improvised Explosive device),” Ba-Huko said. He said the African Union Mission is working closely with President Ahmed’s government to protect unarmed civilians.

^War afka ka leexi awliyada Ilaahey. War wuxu miyuusan ka baqeyn in afka marooto.

And the first nation in Africa to create renewable energy from green leafs.

lol@cadowga. Odagu waa very predictable.

If they claim to be Somalians, they're definitely sheegato. No need to further test these ones since they can't get the name right.

^Wili ceyda ayaad isla-sii mahadinoysaa maraxoow. Maadaama aad wili ku indha-adag tahay, fur PMka anigaa ku tusaaya meeshaad ummada ku aflagaadeysayee. Nin Alle ka dhowrsan waayey dadka aragooda wax ma tareyso. PM isugu kaaya keen boowe.

In an interview with BBC, Amin Amir says he doesn't own a facebook account but there three Amin Amir profiles in facebook with 323 friends. Reminded me of this one. BBC Interview Amin Amir

Haatu: He's quoting you a hadith but I don't know its relevant to the news story he posted.

^That's the beauty of freedom of press. Unlike your mentors, sxb I am glad you can laugh at this cartoon and not issue dilka amin arts. It is not comedy but a reality warlord Aweys sucking the blood out of those babies as portrayed in the cartoon.

^Armaa ayada ama saaxiibteed lagu yiri hadda ka hor?

Alle yarxamu. He was a good man and tried to bring peace to the volatile oil rich region. Rumor has it he has been dead for awhile now.