The last one is hilarious walal. ------------------ <MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=Scroll DIRECTION=left LOOP=infinite SCROLLAMOUNT=n SCROLLDELAY=n> <IMG SRC="http://www.commnet.edu/co/staff/jama/wizride.gif"></MARQUEE>

Spider, I am really laughing at your attempt to insult our (at least my) intelligence. Where does it say “under Islamic Sharia” that it’s OK to commit zina? Leave the poor misguided woman alone. ------------------

Matan, sounds like you have been victimized many times over by those gossips. Keep smiling and turn the deaf ears to those gossips. It really works…lol.. Jokes about blondes have nothing to do with jealousy but rather it’s topic that has long fueled humor and comedy. It speaks to how favorably blondes are treated by men with power and money and how much they can get away with. It also speaks as to how most blondes are not intellectually measured like the rest of us, their looks are enough, they get a free pass in life, and rise to wealth and prestige easily, while the rest of use have to grind it out. Here is another one about a blonde who got a clerical job just for her looks so that her male boss can stare at her all day and admire her looks: Question: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? Answer: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive ------------------

SACAD, Speeding? I am always guilty of speeding, however I doubt that you can catch up with me to issue me a traffic violation TIX….. lol… And just to proof to you that I am not endangering the public, I posted a new signature image that shows me hanging on to the handlebars real tight…lol ------------------

Nuruddin, Walal, I know that you had no bad intentions but please be careful about posting private info (you come across) relating to other people without their consent. Thanks Admin for rectifying the situation. ------------------

Yet another example of how the western (gal) culture is eroding our Islamic values. The institution of marriage is no longer sacred to us. We are slowly being westernized. Blame it on economics or the struggle for social stature, the fact is we have to find a way to preserve our values. Just my $0.02 worth. ------------------

Ismahan, Hello sister, I guess I gave up the keys to the candy store sis lol. I can only blame it on the evil empire call Microsoft. lol Sis, you must not be keeping up with favor exchange tally, my score sheet says you still owe me. So, keep paying up. Lol Where is this 10th face that is being talked about? I do not see it. ------------------

Opinionated, 2pac shakur is alive and well, he has entered the witness protection program. For a few dollars I can tell you where you can find him. lol ------------------

Opinionated, 2pac shakur is alive and well, he has entered the witness protection program. For a few dollars I can tell you where you can find him. lol ------------------

Opinionated, 2pac shakur is alive and well, he has entered the witness protection program. For a few dollars I can tell you where you can find him. lol ------------------

If you give up and want to know the answer, click on this link http://www.commnet.edu/co/staff/jama/teaser.jpg I hope Ismahan does not mind that I did this. I just want to proof to Naasir that we are not (sixiroolayaa) lol. Nururddin, The mouse right click feature has been disabled, not sure why. You can still cute and paste by highlighting the image or the text and copy it via Edit=>Copy. It works, you just gotta be patient with highlighting an image. ------------------

El~nino, Really funny, I drive a Toy and I never got it towed at least not to the shop. Lol (knock on wood) Here is a couple more to augment your list. PONTIAC = Poor Old N*gg*a Thinks It’s A Cadillac FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily ------------------

Hib, 3 inside the the old man's head + the old man's head. Four Total in that area. ------------------

Hibo, I accounted for all nine but there is only four people in the old man's head not five. my break down in the same areas you mentioned are 4, 1 and 4. ------------------

Ismahan, Me too, I can only see 8. I think I see the ninth person but I am not completely sure about it. It’s a good one though sister. ------------------

One more time, Here is IGGY: ------------------

Excuse me fellow for crashing up the soccer/football love fest, Football/soccer used to be my cup of tea, it’s hockey now that’s my passion. A bunch of white guys (mostly) skating on ice and chasing a six-ounce piece of rubber with sticks, really a cool game. For the first time a black guy is busting up the scoring chart in a sport dominated by whites, I guess the brothers are finally cracking up the ICE. His name is Jerom (IGGY) Iginla. Those Nomads who live in Canada probably have heard of him. My dream is to see a Nomad playing in the majors (NHL) someday. Com’ on they can't just be kicking around soccer balls up there in Toronto.. Maybe I am just dreaming...maybe...Just sharing... Here is IGGY: <img src=" http://www.calgaryflames.com/images/homepage/iginla.jpg " alt="" /> ------------------

Good job admin for deleting that last posting on this topic coming from....well no need to name names…. But it was certainly way outta of line. Really, good job Admin. ------------------

The thought of a future wife having pre-marital sex scares most guys. It gives a guy a vibe that she may play while they are married. I know its double standards; men are not measure the same way. Ladies,you just gonna have to play your cards right when you meet Mr. Right. lol, Not a good advice but that’s all I got to offer. Disclaimer – I am not condoning premarital sex. Peace ------------------

Ethiopian, I have yet to meet an Ethiopian girl that did not make me feel like I am going to puke, GOD the awful smell. Sorry, usually I am not negative but I have to defend our Somalian beautiful women. ------------------

Welcome aboard my love San Yar , I love that screenname, hmmm I wonder who gave you that nickname. I am really in trouble now San Yar and Ismahan are gonna gang up on me. Ismahan my trip to London was really good, this is my forth time visiting that city and I never enjoyed it as much as did this time, and you sure know why. lol ------------------

Baydan, So we would rather be Qablist, Racists and Elitist. We have been just that for a long time and look where it got us to…..Need not say more… Also, we may not condone marriage outside of Somalis but we sure shouldn’t be prejudice towards the people who do it or towards their innocent children. That’s my point. ------------------

Hibo, Well, I am sure it won’t change his thinking towards those ½ Asian beautiful babies. But I am sure he will be more sensitive in his future posting and I am sure he will make an effort to NOT offend those beautiful ½ Somali ½ Asian (or any other race) women that are part of this family. ------------------

Hibo OG's opinion in discouraging marriage outside of Somalis is a good topic for discussion. His reasons for discouraging it though are purely insensitive and flat out racist. We are suppose to site back and agree with him. I do not think so sis, he deserves to be jumped on. And I would say yes, you did misunderstand, read his follow up posting. OG, As was noted previously, all children are beautiful. Just remember you are referred to indirectly as a savage Monkey by some Caucasian KKK hate monger. How do you feel about that? Not good I bet. -------------------- "I knew someone had to stand up and I decided it wouldn't be me" -----Rosa Parks ------------------

Ismahan, What's it gonna take to keep you quiet this time sister? I have a feeling that the IOUs are NOT gonna work this time. What's worst is that the price goes up every time I have to buy your silence. Have mercy on my newlywed soul sis. ------------------