Motor Cycle Cruiser

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  1. There is no dollar left loose. Why are you assuming that they paid $9 each? Each share of the bill is: $8.3333333333333333333333333333 + $1.00 got back = $9.3333333333333333333333333333. + .6666666666666667 bellboy share from each = $10.00 X 3 = $30.00
  2. lakkad, "whats race go to do with this???" That’s my question too to NQ when she said. they treat him as a criminal just because i was from Africa..dats it..an for me dat is the biggest shame!! A thief is a thief no matter what nationality, origin, race or creed he/she belongs to. He/She should be arrested for stealing and prosecuted. A bet or the color of his/her skin should NOT be an excuse to get an exception. Peace
  3. Nubian-Queen, Ever heard of Wynona Ryder (A Hollywood Multi-Millionaire) and how she almost got away with stealing over $5000 worth of merchandise from a department store. The point is people with lots of money do steal either out of greed or out of sickness. Also, why are you blindly injecting the element of race? And can you really justify thievery, I mean it’s not like he was starving to death and stole a loaf of bread. Peace
  4. Illmatic, Mike Tyson “Master of Deception”, after the butt whipping came the butt kissing . Tyson was basically begging for a rematch. He thought he can get it by being nice…. but like you said he completely embarrassed himself. Let’s hope he will go away for good this time.
  5. That was a first class butt whipping Tyson received, I loved watching every minute of it. I hope now that he will go away and vanish into oblivion and we will never hear from him again. Sad to know that after all the beating he took, he isn’t going enjoy all the money he made on the fight. I hear that after he is done paying off all the bill collectors, the net proceeds left will be about two to three million $$$. I also hear that his pigeons cost $500.000 annually to maintain. Go figure. -------------------------------
  6. Hey DrRomantic, Are you popping in those Paroxetine pills thinking they are M&M chocolate candy? loool Bro, you can’t flip flap on this and turn it into a joke especially when you are feeling the heat. You either have a point or you do not. If this is a joke then you should have posted it in the humor section. Did I read that correctly? Referring to Taqwa as "macaanto", man, you are really popping in too many M&Ms. loool
  7. DrRomantic, What kinds of Xaliimos have you gotten yourself mixed up with in your lifetime brother? There are good and bad humans in every society, no need to stereotype the masses based on your limited social circle. As a Somali Man, I do not share your blights and the Somali women in my social circle are far better humans and Muslims than you have depicted them. So stop imposing your generalization on all of us, instead, look hard and deep into your soul and character and ask yourself “what have I done to attract such bad women into my life”. Then and only then you would realize that the problem lies within you and hopefully you will stop blaming all Somali women for your shortcomings. Otherwise you will continue to fit the proverb “Misery Loves Company”. ---------------------- Make Love Not War.
  8. MMA, OH my my my, Is that your name engraved on Lord Stanley’s cup. I was wondering whose name that was few years back when I visited the hockey hall of fame in your beloved city (TO) and saw the cup. Now here is the bad news bro, and I love to rub it in too . I watch the Toronto-Carolina series and of course I am happy to tell you that we kick your butts , see I am a die-hard Hurricane fan. They were our beloved Hartford Whalers before they moved to stinky NAS Car and Rodeo land. Yes, I am still heart broken about the move but very happy to see them advance to the cup finals for the first time ever. No doubt the leaves are a much more talented team than the CAN’S but hey as you know, you need more than talent to compete in the NHL. Better luck next year. BTW-I was glad to NOT see that goon (Domi) pull any of his old vicious tricks….looool…
  9. I hate Basketball, fallen out love with Soccer , but I have a passion for Hockey… Any Nomads who follow Hockey?
  10. This is somewhat lengthy but worth reading An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a janitor's job at Microsoft and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day." Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day." Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25lb crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family. During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck. At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that the doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!" "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour." Which brings us to the moral: Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also.
  11. This is somewhat lengthy but worth reading An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a janitor's job at Microsoft and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day." Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day." Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25lb crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family. During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck. At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that the doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!" "Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour." Which brings us to the moral: Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also.
  12. NONE OF THE ABOVE If these are the only two types of women available then I choose abstinence. Unless I can mix and match out of the two categories. lool [This message has been edited by Motor Cycle Cruiser (edited 05-17-2002).]
  13. commonsense, I think that might be OG's baby since he so eager to double dip...lol.... Right OG? ------------------
  14. ****Never Mind***** [This message has been edited by Motor Cycle Cruiser (edited 05-05-2002).]
  15. OG, 1. Since when disagreeing with anyone became offensive and deserves an apology. Actually, you owe me an apology for insulting me. But do n’t bother. 2. OH yes I read Al-Quaran and probably understand a whole lot better than you, I just choose not to exploit it which people like you are doing. 3. I have yet to meet a polygamist who did it because of any hardship they have experienced in either the first, second or third marriages. So it’s ignorant people like you who exploited Al-Quraan for their own gain. 4. The same ignorance that led you to insinuate that women are less capable in dealing with problems, come to think it of it, women have higher tolerance in dealing with problems than men….I do not have to give you examples of those problems, you should know them yourself….Anyway that is a sexist comments you made and you should apologize to all the sisters here. 5. Do not even attempt to analyzing what Allah intended when he created man and woman, simply because you do not have the mental capacity to do that. You did NOT make sense when you tried, and your reasoning is pathetic, if women can’t cope with one headache (according to you) Allah wouldn’t simply give them three other competing (bigger) headaches. In any case you seem to be supporting my point in there without even knowing it. One wife and one husband outta time. [This message has been edited by Motor Cycle Cruiser (edited 05-05-2002).]
  16. Kruella, What are yammering about? Wake up, it’s un-natural to have more than one loving partner..(male ore female)…yeah… and please do not lecture me, I read Al-Quaran a thousand times and I still say polygamy is a socially and morally unacceptable. What a pathetic argument you put together to justify it?…. Face it, polygamy is something of the past…it’s an idea whose time has come for it to die…die …die.. Peace….
  17. Unknown T, Actually my bro owns a $50,000 car and you know what, when I went to visit him, I used it and enjoyed every minute I drove that FINE car. So it feeeeeels reeeeeaaaaaaallllly good. He is got "ONE, ONLY ONE" DAMN good paying job tho....lol
  18. The majority of these so called (flaws) are not just exclusive to Somali people...they are common amongst many cultures/nations...and that pretty much invalidates the writer's argument that these harmless non-relevant miss-queues are the reason for the current state of Somalia. I would like for him to answer how “ironing dirty clothes” can in anyway result in the collapse of a government Other than that, I find to be funny as heck lol….
  19. The bottom line is, if they can afford it, then why NOT. They are working their butts off to pay for it so what is bugging you about it. I think we should be grateful for the opportunity of having 2 or 3 jobs so that we are able to indulge ourselves with life’s finest pleasures rather than standing in a queue all day waiting for a handout. Unknown T, The “NOT having gas $$$” comments is so true about Londoners (please don’t get pissed at me), in all of my visits to London, I have yet to ride in a Nomad’s car that has more than a quarter tank of gas in it…it’s always on E which kinda makes me nervous. I guess that’s understandable though with the gas prices there almost quadruple the gas prices at where I am used to. Speaking of quadruple, yeah, that’s exactly what students are now paying at my almamater. All I can say is hang in there guys, you will reap the benefits soon…lol
  20. Actually the limit has always been there...Giving you the option to buy more storage is certainly new.... With the amount of junk mail I get, my accounts gets frozen every two days….It stinks that I have to clean it up too often.
  21. Actually the limit has always been there...Giving you the option to buy more storage is certainly new.... With the amount of junk mail I get, my accounts gets frozen every two days….It stinks that I have to clean it up too often.
  22. SCORPION_SISTA, Is that you who got my cell phone?