misyar marriage??This is news to me.. This is amazing. The yellow-teeth Saudi men really thought about every possible way to undermine their women!! May god help them.. Originally posted by NGONGE: will find this sort of marriage very convenient. Single mothers that don’t want some new man to boss their children about might also love this kind of marriage. I don’t think we need to ask men about their opinions here. Only convenience i see is in favor to MEN.. not 4 the single mother nor the career women. no self respecting woman will settle for b-call .... its better to be alone vs considering this arrangement

Libaax-Sankataabte, sir u made a typing error, instead of 30 years u wrote 30 days i know its Ramdan and ppl have the tendency of eating anything but c'mon there should some sort of limit. noh?

Originally posted by ThePoint: ^What u doing here Kenyan? This site is for Somalis. That's the ME part of me talking : D loooooooooooooooool. when i read the 1st part,i was like, did ME changed his id 2 thepoint

oye oye oye Mrs addam 1st my prayers r with ya. 2nd, talk to sheekh and do continue to post ur progress or sheekhs advise 3rd Do not let him tell u anything that makes u feel bad, NO one in this world has the right to make u feel bad unless YOU let them. So Ask him nicely to talk to u in a nice manner. If not, than hang-up the phone or give him a taste of his own poison... yell so load at him that he wonders if he called the wrong house! Good luck sis..

^^lol@ only fat ppl drink water Northerner Masahallah on ur quest, ill be happy to Sponsor ya.

Originally posted by murefu: are somali men causes this deviation YES why? Coz u Somali guys have no idea on how/when/where to approach the girls. Just like everything else in life, one needs have skills in order 2 succeed!!! The SALANS or "Soomaali maa tahay?"does not cut it. u need to be aware of these 3 simple facts b4 u approach a Somaliyan girl 1. Erase this from ur mind it’s about quantity not quality Do not approach any/every girl u see(just coz she can walk, doesn’t mean she is the mother of ur future children)Set ur mind/heart on to ONE girl 2. Have some focus. If there is girl u like, study her b4 u make ur move. Really, Knowing something about her b4 u approach her, will not only give u something to talk about, but she will appreciate the work u done 4 her.. (just don’t declare ur stalk-ish behavior 2 her) 3. Friendship 1st. Talk to her as if she was ur friend NOT like someone whom ur about to get married 2 (slow down the Ferrari) seriously guys, stop talking to girls u see on the streets. talk to them in Appropriate places!

Originally posted by Nur: Keep smiling, It makes your loved ones happy It irritates your enemies It reduces tension. It helps your blood circulate when relaxed with an smile It relaxes fascial muscles, delaying wrinkles and aging It requires lesser muscles than frowning, you save energy Its contagious, you can affect others with your smile Allah rewards you for every smile, and its reflection on others faces. Nur Complements of eNuri and Staff for the occasion of Ramadan and Eid Thanks 4 the reminder brother Nur.... However should one still smile if their smile looks like this?

^^heheheh@.short and fat.. well that might sound rational to u.. but we all know that our somaliyan brothers r under nourished beings…With big forehead.. ….so I totally think its mr zu pic!! Just look at his teary eyes, u can almost sense his plea 4 help (don’t ask me.. help on what??.. u figure it out on ur own.. im fasting :mad: ) By the way.. I have yet to see a happy Somali couples on a picture.. every time I see, a wedding pic, the couple always have a sad faces! as if someone is asking them 4 their kidney .. cmon ppl who r about 2 get married… lighten up… u finally get to say .....( didnt i say i was fasting?)

During Ramadan I have tendency of watching cooking channel every afternoon. Oddly enough, it seems to help with my hunger… so yesterday I came across this easy make, Italian bur-Kuskus recipe called Zeppole...After watching the show, I quickly made an attempt in making the darn thing… gosh it was easy, extremely delicious, and soft to the very last bite however not so soft on the hips .So be advised! Here is the recipe for u people ( brothers, u too can make this easy recipe 2 impress/depress that special person in ur life) Zeppole 1tsp vanilla extract 1/2 cup sugar, plus 3 tablespoons 2 tablespoons ground cinnamon 1 stick butter 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup water 1 cup all-purpose flour 4 eggs Olive oil, for frying in a small bowl Add the 1/2 cup sugar and cinnamon and stir to combine. Set aside. In a medium saucepan combine the butter, salt, 3 tablespoons of sugar,1tsp vanilla extract, and water over medium heat. Bring to a boil. Take pan off the heat and stir in the flour. Return pan to the heat and stir continuously until mixture forms a ball, about 3 to 5 minutes. Transfer the flour mixture to a medium bowl. Using an electric hand mixer on low speed, add eggs, 1 at a time, incorporating each egg completely before adding the next. Beat until smooth. If not frying immediately, cover with plastic wrap and reserve in the refrigerator. Meanwhile, pour enough oil into a large frying pan to reach a depth of 2 inches. Heat the oil over medium heat until a deep-fry thermometer registers 375 degrees F. Using a small ice-cream scooper or 2 small spoons, carefully drop about a tablespoon of the dough into the hot olive oil, frying in batches. Turn the zeppole once or twice, cooking until golden and puffed up, about 5 minutes. Drain on paper towels. Toss with cinnamon-sugar. Arrange on a platter and serve immediately. ps. feel free 2 mail me some 4 approval of course

^lol.. rides a motorbike question.. y does the brother( on the pic) has teary eyes .. or am i looking 2 much into it

Mr. Red Sea.. has the fasting been that hard on ya poor brother.. now we are fabricating news snow in Hargeysa... whats next .. Hargeysa moved over to the European Continent ( near uk) whats next?? tell me Red sea?? is this acceptable from ya

^lol@ tora bora (man thats my favorite thing 2 say) Tora bora goes with anything.. check it.. have u been toraboraing urself?? …see anyways, let me address the question that our MR/Miss ME asked... what will i bring to the table well i will establish a Comedy club for the new gov... god knows they need a little sense of humor to easy their tora bora day ..wouldnt u say? p.s iam now starting the hiring for the club ..so do forward ur resume to me mr/miss ME, u r definitely r hired!! no need to forward ur resume... thanks to u.. The comedy club will be named.. Rat 4 protein

Originally posted by me: I have a strong suspicion that man in malaysia is a woman. Me,thats how we feel about ya

I couldn’t agree with u more Cambarro

one word 4 the title......Hilarious. as 4 the thread.. question 2 those of u who read it.. was it worth reading it?

wow blue such a blue poem. the title alone is worth a nobel prize..seriously very sb i must say!

lol @ thread.. well i would like to know what was edited.. menu plz..

Originally posted by Zafir: Ah, this is nothing, watch out for what Kismaayo looks like with the help of the ICU. Dubai my foot. same goes 4 me.. really.. dubai my foot.. another blood sucking oil ba$tard arabs, pass me the Matches and let me expedite their destination to hell

no body told me that this week was the self serving promotion week...?? i really really hope he/she emails u again, and plz plz do continue sharing ur fascinating technical IT problems with us

there r some things that woman can’t do (i.e. a woman bee standing up, if she does so, she will get all nagasa on herself) being a woman of this century does give u a lot of advantage to be more than just another chick who knows what sort of lipstick shade to buy.. right?? But don’t mistake the advantageous 4 literally thinking u r a man. so those of u who think is ok 2 ask such question, i would say this 2 u: Be proud, have some dignity and let the men be a men.. let him pop the question... and if he is not a men enough to see where ur relationship future is going.. HE IS NOT UR MEN, let the fk-ing kid go if he cant pop the question, the chances are he will never be the man to lead a family with u So, my serious answer to this kuffar sort of question is… a woman should not ask a man to marry her even if her life depends on it :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

^^ sure, sent ur resume to my company.. here is the address: 7313 Maflower Park Drive | Zionsville, IN 46077 Good luck

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: FF is a bully, but she is also can be as sweet as a teddybear, dont let her "mod" title scare u off... thanks 4 the info...question?? can u burn a burning thing ?? no noh? well, u cant bully a bullier.... oh yeah... Can someone tell me where I can sent my resume to become a Moderator of this site

not this shiiity question again my body boils when i see such a question… F**ck history... what matters is NOW. And we are people with strengths( granted, we r at war but at least we know how to fight for justice!!) Not like those skirt wearing arabs, yellow teeth, Slogan “ do as I say, but don’t do as I do†So I refuse to any speculation that we some how are an extension of those cowards show me arabs and i will show u gays

femme. could u be kind enough to tell me what parts did u edited it .. coz im having a hard time remembering what I wrote b4 ur edited and Now its driving me nutssssssssss I did not anticipate to be edited or I would’ve made sure that I remembered what I wrote. helppppppppppp ***u're unnecessary insults***

Mr nur, without being a lickspittle, I would like to thank u for being a generous contributor on this site. I personally come to this site, just to read ur threads (and to make my devilish comments.) Sir, ur threads are not only educational but my reason for living. So thank 4 ur enlightenments and may Allah bless your soul