^lol Urban Legend. is Centurion telling the truth... damn, this is me thinking u were a miracle africanoh. Conspiracy, awwwww, thats sweet Rudy not even close, thanks 4 trying though.. However I can now see the reason behind ur extreme dislike towards xalimos in general… so I wanna apologize on behalf of all those xalimos who turned ur she/he persona all this time. and advise u 2 Hang in there, im sure u will find another It like u

Originally posted by Socod_badne: ^Slow uptake day? That crazy talk of yours makes ZERO sense! lol.. sb, did i ever tell ya what i do 4 living.. well i sell Ice to an Eskimo justics.. amazing.. i got 2 read into that

Originally posted by General Duke: Has anyone used this service? If yes, can you give me some feedback... Many thanks yes i tried the service and it was great. i also made some international calls on it and it turned out 2 be free 2. u welcome

Buenos días every1 This morning as I was traveling 2 my underpaid job (nevertheless, alumdulillah) I sew a man who was a mere image of my abti (allah yarhamo) ; same facial feature, same skin tone, same body build same everything.. i tell ya, a twin of my abti The man was setting across me reading his newspaper. I was trying to observe him without seeming the stalk-ish but he probably noticed my googly eyes and probably made his morning or called the authorities (we will never know, will we?)..nevertheless, I was so fascinated and involved by the whole incident that at one point I wanted to scream my lungs out saying “abtiiiii ” just 2 see what would happen .. oye, I think I said 2 much anywho.. the incident got me thinking about this thing I once heard somewhere, that; every one of us has at least 7 ppl that looks just like them. I have seen many family/friends look like but have yet 2 see someone that looks like me, I don’t think she/he exists..lol so here is question 4 u guys; have u ever seen ur look like, if so, what was it like ( a book report, would be appreciated) if not, would u love 2 see what other ppl see in u… or would the experience weirden u out a message 2 the nerds out there:- I know the word WEIRDEN..doesnt existed but the question isn’t about that.. is it?

lol.. that was funny

i expect the yellow-line 2 arrive at 6:55 am. how about u?

Originally posted by Carab_Dheere: Is it wrong if a person enjoys markuu kaligii guriga joogo, or love to go out when is dark outside, or hates having ppl guriigiisa? yes yes yes (and yes 2 the 4th question, u might ask) .... yes 2 all three questions. One can not function well in society if he/she likes all those three things.. i suggest( listen careful coz i will not repeat myself ) that u see ur local wadaados so they can slap the jiiny out of u.. talking like a galoo "oh,i think.. i might be the 1st somaliyan serialkiller..In training " is no way 4 faraax 2 talk. Ok. :mad: Ps im a qualified wadad if u like me to slap the jiiny out of u.. but plz make ur appointment soon. at least b4 25th December

Seriously, very moving post Mantra .. and i would like 2 take a stab in answering one question of urs.. why then are non of us interested in leaving these god forsaken countries and going back home? i dont wanna leave this god forsaken country becoz i like the idea of not carrying my toilet paper and cash everywhere I go.. Damn shillings can make a hole in ur pocket.. if u know what i mean

That was hilarious

can u provide us the names of those 18 geeks.. they spoiled it 4 us Centurion, please honour us with the reasoning behind ur interest..

whats CV.. :confused:

^ u need 2 hand back * ur somali passport * ur ability to speak somali * ur knowledge about our rich culture * and last but certainly not the least of all..ur huge forehead ok :mad: p.s do not hand over 2 me coz i might b.slap u..so hand it over 2 peacenow and i hope u leave in peace

i got one 4 them 96. ur teeth color is the same color as ur tea color. uff damn arabs

^ caaato ? becoz they(our caato men) truly balance us( us baruuray women) ewwwwwwww how corny is that...

Originally posted by Juje: ^^There is a Somali Doctor (psychiatrist) who specialises in talking to and healing personalities who suffer from 'naceyb' against other inviduals purely on the reason of tribalism. He has helped a lot of people. I can recommend you to him, you seriously need him. lol.. can i get his name plz, i need some help with my naceyb for arabs. yes, im taking my 1st step 2 recovery p.s very noteworthy thread on our current political situation, i must say.. I didn’t think I would find anything interesting in this section but I guess u proved me wrong

Originally posted by Juje: ^^There is a Somali Doctor (psychiatrist) who specialises in talking to and healing personalities who suffer from 'naceyb' against other inviduals purely on the reason of tribalism. He has helped a lot of people. I can recommend you to him, you seriously need him. lol.. can i get his name plz, i need some help with my naceyb for arabs. yes, im taking my 1st step 2 recovery p.s very noteworthy thread on our current political situation, i must say.. I didn’t think I would find anything interesting in this section but I guess u proved me wrong

Originally posted by Juje: ^^There is a Somali Doctor (psychiatrist) who specialises in talking to and healing personalities who suffer from 'naceyb' against other inviduals purely on the reason of tribalism. He has helped a lot of people. I can recommend you to him, you seriously need him. lol.. can i get his name plz, i need some help with my naceyb for arabs. yes, im taking my 1st step 2 recovery p.s very noteworthy thread on our current political situation, i must say.. I didn’t think I would find anything interesting in this section but I guess u proved me wrong

jana cracks me up

question .. y 30min?

zafir.. thanks

i don’t know what 2 do with gifted child but i can tell u what to do with fabricated topics... and that is ...

I thought these sheikhs(the icu) are into the totalitarianism governing, what’s with this love connection business. Total bs, as far as I see. couple of middle age ppl acting like as if they r filming a hindi movie.. "oh our parents are against our love".. the whole story is a joke and insult. Not a political issue.

man...i truly loved reading "Lexie's Confessions " that was neat thread... now let me see if i can revive it

looooooooooool@ baruur.. damn kido.. u really dragging us down question 4 ya.. did some girl said this 2 u "NO barrur 4 u"

peacenow.. such interesting points..keep it coming