a co-worker emailed this to me, and i thought it was funny, so y not share it. yeah? bush has nothing on president idi amin **President of Uganda ** source Memorable Speeches of Idi Amin After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honour, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin had this to say for his vote of thanks. (Personally I cannot believe this is true.) "Mr Queen, Sir, Horrible Ministers, invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I thank the Queen very plenty for what he has done to me. I tell you, I have eaten so much that I am now fed up with malicious meal. Before I continue, I would kindly ask you to open the windows so that the climate may get in plenty. But before I go back I must invert Mr Queen to my country and I can assure you, Mr Queen that when you come, I shall revenge to you. You will eat a full cow and I will work very difficult to make sure that you will come back with a very full stomach. For now I am sorry that I have just made a short call on you. The next time I will make a long one possible for a full moon. Thank you for letting me undress you in front of all the disgusting people." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The speech below was also allegedly made by him. "Ladies and Women, my beloved husbands and men in this general assembly I am thank you very difficult for your kind to forgive me this hour to talk about Africa and my country which is in Uganda. First I am Field MArshal Dr Al Haj Idi Amin Dada the life President of my country I am apologised because I have not deaded Archbishop Jamani Luwum when so many people tell me so many questions about him. His death on my behalf was happened with accident which was in the car when he walked with it. So again let me teach that as far as I am knowing and even the two Ministers all Oboth-Ofumbi and Oryema was all of the two deaded in one of that very accident. So I am not mistake you see. Another words is for the order in my country in Uganda. The Press Newsmen which you can all look them here will wanted to know the law orders of my country. They have enquiring me many questions on because my policemen don't catch people in court while they have just them lost them on the way. No this is not the right yet all of them who are catched by my fellow policemen are removed for court. When the court does not find them good enough and tis them with all mistakes beginning from one month to ten years with even above. So we attempt people in court before we die them in prisons and those you understand about them dead are if they travel with care and they don't find control and miss in the bush where they previously dead themself as my men invent their death. Uganda is a peace loving brother country when people enjoy as is they are in another country. This is the true about one country. Dr Kurt Waldheim you are very beautiful in one of these husbands. I think you are this beauty to look what is going in South Africa and Rhodesia. I am sending two hours to whites as if they choose freedom to African Brothers or you will not blame me and I take a wondering action to blow them. Lass of that I am thank your lunch which is smelly good. I am again fed up with it and I have admitted to revenge when bothe of you are invented by Uganda. Thank you very hard an we shall collide everywhere else in internal." When the Queen later asked the journalists present what on earth Amin had said, they replied that it was in a language similar to English, but that was all they could say.

che welcome back. how was ur vacation @ the Politics land?

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^lol u ppl have no shame.. I have no idea where u got this "kinky" or "dominatrix" thing from… all I was talking about was slapping a faraax on the cheek and there goes ur thirty-minds

^lol..oyeeee 2 much seeing and 2 much looking.

lol@Mohamud Jaahuur .. i highly doubt it but if u r saying faraaxs r like that.. than u MIGHT have a point anyheywho. I have a question: what’s the rule of tomb in letting a faraax know that u r mesmerized by his huge 4head. Now, I understand that everyone has different timing in feeling such way but what if one is pretending.. now dont get all "omg y would any1 pretend" thats another story.. i just need 2 know the rule of thumb..

"i have wacked one with an umbrella though on both sides does that count" looooooool Yes, I slap my hand-holder on a daily bases.. the trick in doing that.. grin so hard that ur cheeks also ache (I guess “life isn’t fair” crap isnt true, after all :mad: ) It fell: sideways, of course Reaction: thanks, that was sexy hun... same time tomorrow? so... hurry and grab ur faraax and land a mark on him..

^ and may allah bless u 4 not posting it... scaring the brothers doesn’t help with the burning of buruure dee.. lol

Originally posted by Zafir: I believe that food is the second best pleasure to having sex, unless a person is having sex 4 or 5 times a day and is also getting little nibbles of other sex in-between. He or she should be eating great deal of food and enjoy the pleasure, we all know it lasts a lot longer then having sex. @zafir Collecting some stats here.. does anyone else believe what mr/miss zafir believes? oye alot of u guys r missing out.. huh? sex comes b4 food.. interesting.

damn blue. i tell ya blue, u have just made my “Hola-bies” list.. a notice 4 ya...... im actually putting ur name above "arabs"..and believe that’s not a good spot u landed urself.. As 4 active sol members, I would like 2 apologize 4 wasting ur waste-able time.

Originally posted by rudy: simply, they gotta quit the super size stuff! they eat 2 damn much!! why do think she ran away from me. i put a combinatin lock on the frig with a password!! :confused: yo, the password was easy though, it was Bariis! no idea how she couldnt figure it out!! i dont know how i missed this ...seriously, as i was reading it, i actually pictured a over-weight woman in panic.. figuring out the password.. lol.. 1st time im able 2 laugh @ rudies pathetic jokes.. kill me now ppl

i bet this dude jacaylabaro DHoesnt even know the meaning of that word ..... dude. dhon't just dhon't pm rudy 2 find out the meaning ..coz u know ur little sad case caamiraad isn’t working on any1. oyeeeeeeee

^ Im sure XAmilopatra wouldn’t mind if there is some learning taking place and as far as I can see, u have just signed up for mis cynical's jajaab Somali.. oye or as u British ppl say “oopsy daisy” Here is a question 4 cynical-lady .. when slapping a guy, do u have preference? like a faraax or any douchebag??.. and what’s ur method of slapping.. like, sideways or flat landing? Gosh, Im done with my 2006 and 2007slappings of the year.. however thanks 2 u now, my hand is itching for another? u need 2 male order a faraax 4 me . noooowwwwwwwwww

^ waiting 4 mr blue 2 fill in the gab.. so the content is coming.. just wait.. ok..lol

layzieGirl. i guess the NBA is over huh? anyheywho, I wasn’t hammered but extremely high, high of excitement that is. Its been such a long time since I visit this site so I thought, y not grace u guys with my jolly charming presence.. oye, im actually starting 2 sound like ya.. help And as 4 u all: as Fabiana sort of pointed out, im just simply doing public services. Some might even call this act; a noble act And we should all do our parts. I mean, its ur obligation as a fellow somaliyans 2 help with the healing process. Im sure our brother blue would appreciate our consideration and be touched by our kindness! * has her 2 thumbs up with Clinton smirk*

Fabiana, thanks 4 the suggestion, i have been meaning 2 change my id.. this Captain-Save-A-Farax of SOL has a nice ring 2 it i like... now i need 2 find the costume 2 go with that n im all set.. where is rudy, im sure he can help me out with that And where they hell is mr blue_hefner.. mr blue i have done my part, as u requested now u need 2 do ur part... aah :rolleyes:

let him state it, if he’s having problems with my questions.. but no need be a 3rd wheeler he is looking 4 single mom and im here 2 help him out however I need 2 collect some information b4 I can help him, so do u mind .

This is thread is dedicated to mr blue and the reasons why he got divorced. Earlier mr blue said “I used to hear Congratulation for marriage, now it's the other way around. Anyhow, I would like you to ask me how I met her b4 you ask me how she left me? lol ” so here we r asking him the question he asked 2 ask him… and many more mr blue enlighten us plz?

Originally posted by Canjeex: Ibtilo, when you don't speak yr own tonque, even the devil will try to mislead you touche . However no need 2 belittle her huh.. ibtilo excuse, i mean ibitism (damn u caanjeex), its true guul means winnings or success im just bored n ignorning my work.. ha ha ha

^ deee noh, we need a new thread 4 that.. ill make one.. be sure u grace us with ur presence.. talk about a warm welcome just 4 blue hefner ps. what shall we call that thread? any ideas ppl?

Canjeex... u know i marked that id 4 ya..so have some respect and dont correct ur senior. oright .. b4 i match ur other caan ibtisam, u know some1 who is like what? dear, im some1 like that, and in my own god given right, i think i can pull that remark.. wouldnt u say?

^ i dont think she can hear it, poor girl lost her hearing drums when she was escaping somali back in 2006 * a boom exploded near her,and there goes her hearing drums* .. try 2 write it please. Thanks

well la de DUH dee.. anyheywho..mr blue Welcome and congratulation on ur divorce.. here is a question 4 u.. y did u got bootted?

"When will Somalian men suddenly remember that honesty in ones own limit of living is not a shame?" wisely said and got me a bit teary .. ppl of sol.. vote 4 STOIC, they guy is 1 of kind.