ahahah lol@my queen eyes girl...I WOULD KICK HER OUT. eventhough thats not gonna solve MY nightmares.. But it will definatelly make me feel gooddd!!.

i finished information technology program and now doing some never ending computer certification coarses. peace for my people. peace for somalia.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

your wife is someones sister or mother:- so ask your self this question would you like to see your sister beaten up..i guess the answer is no.

well my dear brother what language does the woman speak??? are you in love with an alien woman???? Find another woman . But seriously, if she is still not decided about what she is going to do with you then, move on man. Or you could give her some time until you see her with another man.. knock her socks off and good luck. P.S. Body odour is a huge turn off for women. Before you meet her, take a shower with soap and water.

1.A muslim is like a mirror for another muslim. please b my mirror and correct me when im wrong! (i dont bite, i'll apreciate!) BY silent sister. 2.Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see BY NAFTA 3.Dont take life to seriously, no 1 gets out of it alive anyways BY RUDY HEY FOLKS THOSE ARE SIGNATURES I READ SO FAR!!!!! I KNOW ITS NOT FAIR FOLKS BUT NEXT TIME...I BE MORE FAIR..

people i really appriciate if you tell me if my avatar is working. i see my avatar when i login at home but when i login at my university i can't see it. do you see my avatar the old white guy on the screen when i posted this or error picture not available. positive answers appreciated.

i love them the Djiboutians. they got good looking sisters.

lol@kheyr...i'm amazed to hear you say you enjoyed it. cause i did not. first i watched this movie months ago and if i'm not mistaking its about the fight between the so called native new yorkers[native indians are the reall native new yorkers] and the new immigrants i beleave most of them were irish. The openning battle scene was the WICKEDEST that I ever seen on screen. If it doesn't scare or makes you eyes 'wider' then, you probably are a very Cold hearted person. well i found the last battle with mortars and heavy machin guns raining down on the town was little bit scary atleast the sound of the mortar was scarry. it reminds me the nightmares i had with that sound when i was in somalia.

i would probably swallow enough sleeping pills to make the night short.

i vote for Walking Words to be more specific i vote for those priceless eyes of yours.

XAAL QAADO QOSLAYE..HOPEFULLY THIS TOPIC WILL NOT START GENERATION WAR. AND WHATS WRONG GOING TO SCHOOL AND WORKING????;LALALA..OKEY MAKE ME STOP DOING THAT THEN... COOL_KAT ***** VERY THOUGHTFULL REALLY QOSLAAYE *1/2 AHAAAAA

lol@OG.what can i say!. i knew you were missing something..!!! xamar cade is known for its unique houses of carved white stones, and a beach as beautiful as any on earth. elaborate mosques and minarets. you will very much enjoy your stay og+ your tour guide will be the good looking nomadrebell.thats what i call custom made package for the only one O-G------ooops i hope this will not make OG motti jeloussss

lol@OG.what can i say!. i knew you were missing something..!!! xamar cade is known for its unique houses of carved white stones, and a beach as beautiful as any on earth. elaborate mosques and minarets. you will very much enjoy your stay og+ your tour guide will be the good looking nomadrebell.thats what i call custom made package for the only one O-G------ooops i hope this will not make OG motti jeloussss

lol@OG.what can i say!. i knew you were missing something..!!! xamar cade is known for its unique houses of carved white stones, and a beach as beautiful as any on earth. elaborate mosques and minarets. you will very much enjoy your stay og+ your tour guide will be the good looking nomadrebell.thats what i call custom made package for the only one O-G------ooops i hope this will not make OG motti jeloussss

lol@OG.what can i say!. i knew you were missing something..!!! xamar cade is known for its unique houses of carved white stones, and a beach as beautiful as any on earth. elaborate mosques and minarets. you will very much enjoy your stay og+ your tour guide will be the good looking nomadrebell.thats what i call custom made package for the only one O-G------ooops i hope this will not make OG motti jeloussss

:::DID NOT KNOW UK FOLKS ARE PARTY ANIMALS TOO::: O G GIRL I GUESS YOU WON'T HAVE PROBLEMS OF PROTECTING YOUR GOOD LOOKING FAMOUS NORTHERN A$$; HAPPY BIRTH DAY OG.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN MAKE THE CONCLUSION THAT THIS GROUP ARE NOT MUSLIMS ONLY ALLAH WATACALA DECIDES THAT. THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY ABOUT THEM IS THAT THEY ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE RIGHT WAY.

WARNING!!!!~ NAC NAC MALABARO INTA..NEED ONLY SERIOUS DEBATE ORIGHT. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU????DON'T BE NICE IF YOU WANTO JUST SPEAK ONLY ON YOUR REALL THOUGHTS. SAY YOU ARE A FARAX; IN A SMALL TOWN ; MARYING AGE; YOU KNOW MOST PEOPLE IN TOWN SPECIALLY FAARAXS OF YOUR AGE..SOME THEY ARE YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS .,. AND SOME THEY ARE FRIENDS ..YOU MAY SAY NOT VERY CLOSE FRIENDS. THEN ONE INNOCENT DAY YOU LEARNED A SAD STORY:; AND THAT SAD STORY GOES LIKE THIS...ONE OF YOUR FRIEND NOT YOUR CLOSE FRIEND BUT A DISTANT ONE WAS TURNED DOWN BY YOUNG GOOD LOOKING XALIMO. HE WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH THAT XALIMO...YOU SAID TO YOUR SELF WHAT A BAD XALIIMO..CAUSE YOU KNOW THE GUY WAS SUCH A NICE GUY..BUT THEN AGAIN YOU SAID TO YOUR SELF DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE YOU NEVER MET; ITS NO GOOD THING TO DO. THEN ....THE DAYS GO BY......... ANOTHER INNOCENT BEAUTIFULL SUMMERDAY YOU MET A GOOD LOOKING XALIIMO WITH A NICE SMILE THAT BLOW AWAY YOUR MOCAWIS COMPLETELY:__+- JUST JOKING..SHE WAS DAMN SEXY PERIOD. INSIDE AND OUTSIDE . . THEN THINGS HEATED UP BETWEEN YOU AND HER AND YOU DRAW THE CONCLUTION THAT THIS MUST BE YOUR FUTURE WIFE IN JUST 2 MONTHS. AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO. THEN YOU FOUND OUT THIS IS THE WOMAN. THE AWFULL WOMAN. THE WOMAN WHO REJECTED THE BROTHER AND WASTED HIS MONEY AND TIME. SHE IS TELLING YOU SHE WANTS YOU AND ONLY YOU. SHE WANTS THE CEREMONY TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. WHAT WOULD YOUR DECISION BE????? YOUR THOUGHTS ARE WELCOME HERE..IT HAPPENED TO A BROTHER.

:::::dhuusaaye give them somaliaonline award::::::

:::::dhuusaaye give them somaliaonline award::::::

:::::dhuusaaye give them somaliaonline award::::::

:::::dhuusaaye give them somaliaonline award::::::

cut'n'copy brother how are you. are you a jew . you posted materials writen by jews including david frum presidential speech writer. just asking.

missed my true friends. last true friend i had was when i was a kid. kids ar e innocent unlike adults.