A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof! The light goes on & I go to the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off!" "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?" Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"

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I agreeeeeeee :rolleyes:

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies... "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy, just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly states..."No.. I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual... "If you need anything just let me know." Well... a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde...he looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now... are you gonna be okay??" "No..." exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!"

-N- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. LoL this ain't me, maybe the last part but the rest gotta go

LOL mancini you can have it i will get the jiiro jiiro maroow lool...

Sorry ppl didn't get this topic :confused: and mancini or shujui how come you stole my sign come on now :mad:

EID is on Tuesday nuune, we started here on sunday oct 26 too, so far that is what they saying EID is Tuesday.... Eid Mubaarak to ya'all

I know some people this days mix up partying and celebrating EID.... Ilaahey hasoo hanuuniyo dadka amiin, wax kaloo aan dhihi karno maleh... Happy EID nomads

Maybe she is asking us if we ever took a IQ test :confused: don't know....

LOOL check this out "A blonde Guy" A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You jerk!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

LOL@ militia guide how you trust a militia oo soomaali eh??? oo mooryana ah.....

LOL @ nuune why would they put you in their ignore list??? I mean u have OG-Moti in your first list and no one put u in their ignore list I think lool Just j/k...

I would of liked free trip on this christmas break Kenya Kaafi: Somalia huh I don't wanna die now, but would of been good though if that place was save don't know....

ooow nuune Im not in your list of celeb lol jk anyway I have a list too but sorry you r not in the list and here they are: Scorpion_Sista ( whatever happen to her we miss u here girl) Lakkad Wiil_Waal Kaafi MMA Che_Guevara OG_girl Jamaal-11 Cambara_Lul ( I know she is here with diff name stop hidding girl lol ) Darman Shujui And nuune ( should I put him on my list hhhmm oh well ) those r for now will come back with the other ones.... Afur wanaagsan

Come on now ppl we know ya all know Arabic but you know easy lool ok ok this is what i know iftax yaa zam zam lool God knows what it means

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!"

LOOL I seen it in my own eyes this girl that lives in Canada Toronto, she was having fun at her wedding like there is no tomorrow, so sister Dawaco you not gonna be the only one and yeah horaa loo yiri aduun gadoon markuu soo dhawaado sign badanaa la iska arkaa so this could be one sign too

Wleomec bkca wlaa-wlii and taht saw saey to dear

20 Ramadaan Kariim

Ramadan Kariim to all my brothers and sisters, Nafta I thought i was the only one having a hard time today, Maaan I feel sick is it the first day of Ramadan or am I really sick Anyway Happy Ramadan to all of you.....

LOL@ nuune tijaboyinka is used against me aa bisinka... Anyways I don't like using tijaabo or games and don't like anybody who uses too.... And yeah what the heck is juus gareen??? :confused:

Intresting topic hhmmm I don't think you can know that remember i am human being i can act on my behalf as u like..? I guess that is the whole problem why act in different ways when you can just tell her strait up, it won't gonna kill her just gonna hurt her that is all.... nuune tijaaboo yinkaada bal wax nooga sheeg ineey na caawiyan aa iska dhici kartee