A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?" woman-"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." Man-"Do you use it for anything else?" Woman-"Like what?" Man-"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex." ..Well madam, I am astonished with your honesty. Out of all the people who have completed our research questionaire, you are first to admit using it for sex. Would you mind explaining for me, how you use it during sex? Woman"Oh, why of course. It is quite simple really,.. the first thing we do is lock the door.{he's expecting some thing else} I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my kids out!"

well my name is somali, English meanings = sufficient, :cool: guess what?

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As we know mt culture need more Att from Girls, I wonder why he's Doing in Womens Forum? , get A life mAn. We can try our best. stay out :mad:

oooh! same here Girl-In_Pain.. thank you all.

yeeeeeey! but don't go too far.. :cool:

I never heard before "AFKA AABE" inistead of "AFKA HOOYO" that word shows me Ignorent As Nin-Yaaban Always does.

hey nomadrebell 10x bro much appreciate,

lol @ Moti this walahi damn funny more plzz

what a nice tips, galz 10x, for the safety

July still A live :rolleyes: let us say Poster of june I'll vote for Nur. Br Nur

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I do like it hindi movie, i rent it from hind movie rentals.

eww scary, that makes me freez

what's wrong with that chicken anyways :confused:

batuulo i vote for you too

Jamal aad baad u mahadsan tahay inaar thnks

thumbs UP ~ Nice hadith , thnk you for your advise bro/sis jisaaka alaah qeyr.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :mad:

MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” be or you lose MISTAKE #2: Trying To “Convince Her To Like You" fair enough MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission - since we came westren MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts .. how lucky you are MISTAKE #5: Sharing “How You Feel” Too Early In The Relationship With Her easy come easy go :cool:

oops!

thnks bro - good advice i appreciate you

heey darman I feel sorry! could ya plz change your mind :rolleyes:

ofcourse I Do marry ... nothing going to stop me , then my kidds w'll not have a tribe {clan} :cool: but they w'll get kuffar uncles and grand perants :eek: - let me look a guy his perants passed away.. Allah knows the best have fun guys

Finnaly the cup goes to Spurs ! :mad: 2nite