oh ma dear lord! :eek: isssHH :eek: that was so far beyond sick!!! good job though it was funny!

allah dats soo mean....*gasp* my heart hurts for ugly gurls like her...awww poor thing

lol that was too funny ...thnkz for sharing it boo

LOOOOL....i catch ma self using those lines

January 8, 2003 Greetings, This letter is to request a statement of solidarity for the Somali community of Lewiston Maine. This community of about 1000 in a town of 35 000-36 000 received a letter from the mayor telling them to stop coming because they had drained the others in the town emotionally, physically, and financially. Since then, the National Alliance, which is a pretty big white supremacist group in the States, has been recruiting and spreading there racist message in that town. On January 11th, 2003, The World Church of the Creator, another white supremacist group, is going to have a talk there. For more information, please visit: http://firefly.freewebsites.com/lewiston.html We are trying to collect statements of solidarity by Friday night so that we can give them to the Somali community when we go down there on the 11th of January. If you would like to show your support but do not have the time to write up a solidarity statement, attached is a No One Is Illegal letter that you can endorse. Please send either your statements of solidarity, or confirmation that your group endorses the letter below to salma@riseup.net by Friday night. (January 10, 2003) In solidarity, Salma from the No One Is Illegal Campaign in Montreal ------------------------------- To the Somali community of Lewiston, On behalf of The No One Is Illegal Campaign in Montreal (which is a group led by immigrants/refugees fighting for the rights of our communities and in solidarity with First Nations communities), we want to extend our solidarity to you during these difficult times as your community is undergoing unjust racist attacks. All too often, in times of economic or security crises, the blame falls on immigrant and refugee communities. These communities are made to feel like they have overstayed their visit and are abusing a generous favour granted to them by the government of that land. When Mayor Larry Raymond blamed your community for the depressed economy of Lewiston, he falsely implied that your community had less right to work than the others in that town. As refugees fleeing a war, it is your right, not a special privilege, to live in dignity and respect wherever you choose. And once there, you have as much right as anyone else to have a job, to have a family and to make a new life for yourself. The white supremacists coming to your town claim more entitlement on this land than any immigrant or refugee, but they forget that their ancestors were also foreigners that migrated here. They cannot in any credible way tell your community, or any other community, that you are invading their territory (which isn't even theirs in the first place) when governments set up by their own immigrant ancestors brutally massacred, and continue to massacre almost the entire population of the real natives of this land that had so openly welcomed them when they first arrived. Unfortunately, as has been done in the past, the period of economic uncertainty and the despair of people struggling to make ends meet has been used to divide the population by blaming the recession on a certain community. If people are given scapegoats, they are less likely to look at the root causes of the problem of poverty and unemployment. We want to convey to you our solidarity as you resist the white supremacists' attempts to put your community down, as you resist the racist scapegoating fuelled by the mayor and other racists that claim that you are somehow imposing on them, as you resist further displacement, and we stand in solidarity as you assert your right, which is no less than anyone else's, be they white or not, to live in dignity and respect. In solidarity, Members of The No One Is Illegal Campaign in Montreal -------------------------------------------------- Mayor Raymond's letter to the Somali community October 1, 2002 For some number of months, I have observed the continued movement of a substantial number of Somalis into the downtown area of our community. I have applauded the efforts of our city staff in making available the existing services and the local citizenry for accepting and dealing with the influx. I assumed that it would become obvious to the new arrivals the effect the large numbers of new residents has had upon the existing staff and city finances and that this would bring about a voluntary reduction of the number of new arrivals - it being evident that the burden has been, for the most part, cheerfully accepted, and every effort has been made to accommodate it. Our Department of Human Services has recently reported that the number of Somali families arriving into the city during the month of September is below the approximate monthly average that we have seen over the last year or so. It may be premature to assume that this may serve as a signal for future relocation activity, but the decline is welcome relief given increasing demands on city and school services. I feel that recent relocation activity over the summer has necessitated that I communicate directly with the Somali elders and leaders regarding our newest residents. If recent declining arrival numbers are the result of your outreach efforts to discourage relocation into the city, I applaud those efforts. If they are the product of other unrelated random events, I would ask that the Somali leadership make every effort to communicate my concerns on city and school service impacts with other friends and extended family who are considering a move to this community. To date, we have found the funds to accommodate the situation. A continued increased demand will tax the city's finances. This large number of new arrivals cannot continue without negative results for all. The Somali community must exercise some discipline and reduce the stress on our limited finances and our generosity. I am well aware of the legal right of a U.S. resident to move anywhere he/she pleases, but it is time for the Somali community to exercise this discipline in view of the effort that has been made on its behalf. We will continue to accommodate the present residents as best as we can, but we need self-discipline and cooperation from everyone. Only with your help will we be successful in the future - please pass the word: We have been overwhelmed and have responded valiantly. Now we need breathing room. Our city is maxed-out financially, physically and emotionally. I look forward to your cooperation. Laurier T. Raymond Jr. Mayor, City of Lewiston

lol....its more like "Somali Idol" and personally i think somali ppl do have what it takes.....they just need more confidence and i bit of work

:eek: ya'll didn't understand wha i was trying to say... about that part where i said <> it was a rhetorical question i was trying to make the point that there are parents who beat their childern brutally....and that they are not suppose to.....and there are situations where the parent takes out their anger upon the child....and about that ayah....i will hook ya'll up with it, so that way ya'll see where im coming from and there is NO more misunderstanding

Aight well...this question has always been a major issue especially when it comes to the Somali community.. How do you feel about it? Now a days our childern/siblings are being taught that if your parents put a finger on you...call da police..so wha do you think? Well here is ma 2 cents...i think that it is discipline in terms of the HOLY QU'RAN....but as long as the child ain't bleeding and bruised or any other type of markings its okay...and keep in mind that Allah said to discipline the child by spanking as a mean of humiliation on a minor scale.....why would Allah want us to beat our childern Sh*TLESS ...when our religion promotes love and peace Anyways let me know what you think

Hey cutie, well here is wha i think.....grab your pencil and paper....r u ready? here are ma 2 most important rules that every1 should know: 1. "DON'T FIND LOVE, LET LOVE FIND YOU, AND ONLY THEN WILL IT BE TRUE LOVE" 2. "MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T FORCE YOURSELF INTO LOVE.....COZ THEN YOU FALL OUT OF LOVE" I hope you do find true love and soon....so you won't seem so confused....good luck cutie take care PiNkI aka ~Heavenly~

Hey cutie, well here is wha i think.....grab your pencil and paper....r u ready? here are ma 2 most important rules that every1 should know: 1. "DON'T FIND LOVE, LET LOVE FIND YOU, AND ONLY THEN WILL IT BE TRUE LOVE" 2. "MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T FORCE YOURSELF INTO LOVE.....COZ THEN YOU FALL OUT OF LOVE" I hope you do find true love and soon....so you won't seem so confused....good luck cutie take care PiNkI aka ~Heavenly~

Hey cutie, well here is wha i think.....grab your pencil and paper....r u ready? here are ma 2 most important rules that every1 should know: 1. "DON'T FIND LOVE, LET LOVE FIND YOU, AND ONLY THEN WILL IT BE TRUE LOVE" 2. "MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T FORCE YOURSELF INTO LOVE.....COZ THEN YOU FALL OUT OF LOVE" I hope you do find true love and soon....so you won't seem so confused....good luck cutie take care PiNkI aka ~Heavenly~

Hey cutie, well here is wha i think.....grab your pencil and paper....r u ready? here are ma 2 most important rules that every1 should know: 1. "DON'T FIND LOVE, LET LOVE FIND YOU, AND ONLY THEN WILL IT BE TRUE LOVE" 2. "MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T FORCE YOURSELF INTO LOVE.....COZ THEN YOU FALL OUT OF LOVE" I hope you do find true love and soon....so you won't seem so confused....good luck cutie take care PiNkI aka ~Heavenly~

wow dee....dat makes me think, dats deep thnx for sharing it

lol girl i don't rememeber saying ALL were bad its just that ya'll see grown men acting like they 12 and by grown i mean 18-22 c'mon now i beleive that if u have reached that age u gotta act like u that age, i see alot of guys roaming the malls with nothing to do, they could be using that time working or something productive walahi coz in toronto most men be chilling at dount shops where did we asa society go wrong where a vast majority of somalians live off welfare, i think we have been damaged as a whole beacause of the war and we are abusing ourselves more by taking welfare we are better then dat and we should rise above it, anyways dats what was on my mind so peace

lol girl i don't rememeber saying ALL were bad its just that ya'll see grown men acting like they 12 and by grown i mean 18-22 c'mon now i beleive that if u have reached that age u gotta act like u that age, i see alot of guys roaming the malls with nothing to do, they could be using that time working or something productive walahi coz in toronto most men be chilling at dount shops where did we asa society go wrong where a vast majority of somalians live off welfare, i think we have been damaged as a whole beacause of the war and we are abusing ourselves more by taking welfare we are better then dat and we should rise above it, anyways dats what was on my mind so peace

lol girl i don't rememeber saying ALL were bad its just that ya'll see grown men acting like they 12 and by grown i mean 18-22 c'mon now i beleive that if u have reached that age u gotta act like u that age, i see alot of guys roaming the malls with nothing to do, they could be using that time working or something productive walahi coz in toronto most men be chilling at dount shops where did we asa society go wrong where a vast majority of somalians live off welfare, i think we have been damaged as a whole beacause of the war and we are abusing ourselves more by taking welfare we are better then dat and we should rise above it, anyways dats what was on my mind so peace

hehehe dat was cute :rolleyes:

hehehehehe dat was a stupid joke but it was cute lol

I just wanted to know how it went coz i was suppose to go reach it.....but shit didn't go my way, so please hit me with da 411 and be honest...if it was wack let me know if it was tight then let me know anyways 1 luv

I just wanted to know how it went coz i was suppose to go reach it.....but shit didn't go my way, so please hit me with da 411 and be honest...if it was wack let me know if it was tight then let me know anyways 1 luv

I just wanted to know how it went coz i was suppose to go reach it.....but shit didn't go my way, so please hit me with da 411 and be honest...if it was wack let me know if it was tight then let me know anyways 1 luv

I just wanted to know how it went coz i was suppose to go reach it.....but shit didn't go my way, so please hit me with da 411 and be honest...if it was wack let me know if it was tight then let me know anyways 1 luv

LoL, this is really funny But its kinda long but bare with me :rolleyes: THE SHIT LIST THE GHOST SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl. THE CLEAN SHIT The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper. THE WET SHIT You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. THE SECOND WAVE SHIT This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN SHIT No explanation necessary. THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. THE NOTORIUS DRINKER SHIT The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. THE WET CHEEKS SHIT Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID SHIT That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. THE CROWD PLEASER This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. THE CRACK FLAPPER SHIT This shit seems to create its own weather system. Your butt cheeks feel like they're flapping in the wind when this shit comes out. THE MOOD ENHANCER This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. THE "ON THE CLOCK" SHIT This is any shit that you take while you are punched in at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify. THE "BEST NICKEL I EVER SPENT" SHIT This is any shit that you take in a "pay" bathroom. Thankfully, there aren't too many of these left. If you're ever in a Mexican border town, be sure to try one! THE RITUAL This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. THE AFTERSHOCK SHIT This shit has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected. THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHIT This is any shit created in the presence of another person. THE GROANER A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. THE RANGER A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. THE PHANTOM SHIT This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. THE BOMBSHELL A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. THE OLYMPIC SHIT This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit. THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHIT An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shit. PREMEDITATED SHIT Laxative induced. Doesn't count. SHITZOPHERENIA Fear of shitting - can be fatal! ENERGIZER vs DURACELL SHIT Also known as a "Still Going" shit. THE ROCKET SHIT The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. THE LIQUID PLUMBER SHIT This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.) THE SPINAL TAP SHIT The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. THE PORRIDGE SHIT The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHIT When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air. THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" SHIT Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. THE "OSAMA BIN LADEN" SHIT This one is a major pain in the ass, but don't worry.....it's not as tough as it claims to be.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: SHAME!! oh my god, hehehehehe, ouch! dat was FUNNY, looooooooool, dat was a good one

OUCH! :eek: hehehhehehe dat was a good one