Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^Saxib, everyone can smell the bull, and its quite amusing the length the Clan Courts are going, parading women and children with guns while they are supposed to be "strongest in Somalia". Also the fake secret map, "stolen from Geedi's office". Lies turned to be the biggest weakness of the Clan Courts.. Just dont get the children killed thats all. :mad: As if you give two cents about the children. You speak of war as if your telling a joke, I dont know what is more abhorrent, the way in which you hypocritically call others clanists while you yourself support your own (murdering pigs that they are) or your obvious enthusiasm for blood spilling, calm yourself down dear your great puntland might, just might fall... Whether Aweys was a former warden or not, fact of the matter is he did something non of you big-mouthed so-called men could ever dream of doing. And Allah alone is the sole Judge of whether these men are indeed on the right path or not, your job as a muslim is to support them, period. They fight under the banner of Islam...do you?

Originally posted by J B: quote:Originally posted by mantra: [qb] I fail to see what is so appealing.. so do i, it's as sexy as a Tent ,one thing is for sure though , Nigerian guyz are good for beeing a "kept man". JB I resent the hidden meaning of your statement, and I wouldn't be surpised if there were in fact men who found tents sexy.. Ibtisam hijab isnt overrated, and quite honestly im not thinking about taking it off (although I seemed to get a lot of peace when I walked around half naked), I just feel as if im doing something wrong here.. hijab isnt just the clothes, my whole demeanor personifies the perfect muslimah (quite modestly put ), with the exception of online behaviour..yet still..

Originally posted by Che-Guevara: quote: all this fitnah kinda defeats its purpose anyway.. You ain't the one initiating the fitna.How does it defeat the purpose? apparently the hijab is enticing or as one Nigerian man put it, "it's sexy"...doesnt that deafeat the purpose of wearing one if it attracts men?

I've been pondering on this question for a while now, im not saying women shouldn't be covered, it is Allah's command afterall and we should all strive to obey our Creator. However i've just noticed that I get more unwanted male attention now that I wear the full hijab. I've had all sorts of indecency hurled at me, maybe I should just take it off..all this fitnah kinda defeats its purpose anyway.. I fail to see what is so appealing..

Originally posted by Urban Legend: Nothing annoys me in public really, most of the time I'm so engrossed in my thoughts that I don't even notice what's going on around me, sooo many times i've walked past my friends without even lookin at them.. only for them to shout my name and disturb my peace.. speakin of people shoving stuff in your face, this reminds me of last year when i was walkin around campus and this Indian man who looked depressed, pulled me to one side near a bus stop and tried to give me a sealed white envelope, saying that it was gonna completely change my life!! I refused to take it but he asked again and i refused for a second time, he shrugged and quickly got on a bus.. i was thinkin about that all week..maybe he was gonna commit suicide that night and wanted to give all his wealth to me? or maybe it was a treasure map? I guess i'll never know, i convinced myself it was a poor attempt to copy a nigerian money scam to make myself feel better about it.. looool or maybe it was a mail order bride (her picture ofcourse) from bombay and now you're missing out on some hot curry booty...

IF I HAVE ONE MORE LITE HANDED TO ME IM GONNA DRAG THAT SON OF A GUN AND SHOVE HIM BEFORE A MOVING TRAIN! I have people from all walks of life just come up to me and start talking, either about the FREE PALESTINE, SAVE IRAQ, FREE CHECHNYA, STOP THE WAR badges I wear (FREE KASHMIR, SAVE DARFUR coming up soon) or simply ask me to do lewd stuff with them (yes I do wear a hijab..full one) London sucks walahi...

Originally posted by Devilangle: ^ yes she is.. look her up. as 4 the topic.. as rc said.. whats wrong with correcting something that needs to be corrected? Oh I see, that’s not a lady like 2 seek pleasure.. right? . She is about as Somali as Alek Wek!

i've yet to see one Somali cultural practice worth hanging on to...

Where shall I start. 'Twas was in the year of 19** and on a very beautiful day That my birth Mother, with spirits light and gay left the hospital and sailed gaily away Also my Father, and bankers, and clergymen also All chatting merrily together in the Saab 'Twas not packed, the Saab, verily it was not And they drove all the way to the house, they drove O' Heaven! It must really have been A most beautiful and moving scene To hear a baby like me cry so damned abhorrently And years passed and the baby grew, O' yes and the baby was baby less and less until it was a child and then a young human For truly the baby was a human And today the baby, no longer a baby, loves poetry, (Russian folk dance) troika and butterflies Just like it says on their profile. I thank you. (Note the little ingenious detail: 'human' is rhymed with 'human') [/QB] *clap* *clap* *clap* were it not for the fact that I find poetry absolutely pointless and severely intolerable I would've read it. that applause was for your nickname incase your wondering.. welcome to SOL! psst..I thought it was... fantastinen mielikuvituksellinen suurenmoinen valtavan suuri

people seem more interested in past sexcapades than anything else...i'm more worried about someone with a criminal past more than anything.. I mean sure having a reformed whore for a husband isnt any girl's idea of a Mr Right, but as long as he hasnt had a sex change, i'll be less concerned with what he has done with his body (assuming he's herpes-free) and more concerned about what he will do after we're married..

Originally posted by Pucca: there's really no such thing as 'mad' or 'insane' ...most 'different' folks have simply embraced the 'happier' side of life...something the rest of you 'regulars' shall never know. A pity really. *resumes convo with sally...the wall* I like your response the best, what's that saying? no excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness? well something of the sort.. ..thank you people and devilangle.. *gone to pull her hair out"

Theres only one show on earth that interests me..FAMILY GUY. Everything else is depressing..

Originally posted by Lieutenant Xalane: Madness begins when u crack ur own jokes in ur mind and then laugh at them.Atleast thats how two mad folks i know started. another point I forgot to mention.. so its official, im certifiable :eek:

looks like a desert with the occasional stubble of bricks piled on top of each other...

By mad I mean crazy, berserk, bonkers, whacko..a nut! So when exactly does the process begin? When you start talking to yourself? when you entertain deranged thoughts? when you pass hours without moving a muscle? when you cry and laugh at the same time? when you know the exact number of the weird patterns on your carpet but you have trouble remembering your surname? or should I take solace in the fact that since most lunatics dont really know when they're going crazy, im safe? :confused:

Subhanallah, I hope we can all be grateful that we are saved from such atrocities...and I hope we can all spare a few minutes and make dua for those who aren't as lucky. "Muslims are one body. If any part of the body is suffering the whole body feels the pain." hadith. http://www.vialls.com/torture/criminals1.html ..gone to throw up

I built a shrine and I didn't know who to dedicate it to...until now.

one year on.. i'll probably go down as the only woman in SOL history who's pro polygamy, I always knew i'de amount to something.

^^lol...I have found my role model! NGONGE how do you feel about an apprentice? Im not a Khalid kinda person..more like the invisible forumer who would greatly appreciate 5 minutes at your feet.

Originally posted by Kashafa: P.S. I'm now getting word that this incident happened last year in the Ummul Hamaam district of Riyadh. The good news ? King Abdullah(who's officially my nigga now) hunted them down and executed them. They tried to flee to Jordan to no avail. A big Mac to the Sonkur followed by 3 cups of Shaah. thats a bit harsh dont you think? not like they raped anyone.. anyway why on earth were those women just sticking around, if they couldnt fight why not run? serves em right for walking around at night in Saudia of all places..you cant go to the shop during daylight without having a million pathetic arab men jeer/hoot/flash at you..

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haha! my redneck friends didnt appreciate the joke

it isnt good to fast on a friday.. Now going off the topic of full moons and what not, bro Nur..I have a serious question concerning jinn and possession.. I have a friend (NOT ME) and this young lady isnt quite sure of what ails her.. shes been sick for a while yet doctors cant seem to pinpoint whats wrong with her.. apparently a lady stopped her on the street one day and told her she has a jinn trailing her.. she complains of headaches everytime she's in the presence of men who arent her muhrims.. everytime she talks to man on an intimate level she becomes quite sick..sometimes to the point of being bedridden.. Now her family back in Somalia tell her she should pay them money and they'll have a Sheikh read some Quran for her (never heard of this before), but she's worried because the 'soothsayer' told her she shouldnt do so or whatever it is thats 'trailing' her will become enraged and hurt her..and might turn around and 'marry' her.. it comes as no surprise my friend is going out of her mind.. I dont know anyone to ask..there arent many learned people where I live..and im not too familiar with any Islamic fatwa's on the net, I tried searching and ive come across some really strange ones Now this thing is only as strong as you make it..ive advised my friemd to increase the recitation of the Quran and pray as much as she can..(hope nothing comes after me) is there anything she can do.. appreciate your help..and no im serious this isnt about me

Originally posted by wacdaraha_aduunka: Does anyone here go to Yale University as am going there next year???? yale did you say.. lets be friends

Originally posted by rudy: ladies! as long as u burn them calories in sweat everything will be cool! i just dont wanna here yall saying i think, my back side is getting bigger!! lol.. ok.. that thing is nowadays consider a leathal weapon!! ahura! dont sweat, just try some bikini wax!! it works like charm!! u dig!! its faraaxs best friend!! ^^^^^^^^^^ disturbing