lool I was still thinking of what to write.... thanks for that walahi aad baad ii sacide!

lol you're a homewrecker, accept it. I didn't know you have to fill out an application form, Ibtisam want to help me fill it out

lol Ibtisam, too late to ask such question's you're already an accomplice

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rRvxNL2wDuA mashallah! This video really gets me, nasheed by one of the Ikhwanul muslimeen after they were sentenced to death.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=lpzAZdkSh1c

That site is retarded, and i'm too chicken to display my picture, can I cancel my account?

lol I am in London recently relocated, and I need a qadhi for a quick divorce before she (my cousin) changes her mind.. I sense she's warming up to the idea of reconciling with her husband and I won't have it! I just won't! lol devil you're not the only nosy one around here, i've taken it to a whole new level

yes Ibtisam please do Cara just the one's that oversee nikahs and divorces..

Londoner's, does anyone just happen to have a number or a Qadhi's address lying around at home? I've exhausted all my other option's so please don't tell me to go to my local mosque, I have. And im starting to think it's way too much of a coincidence that every number i've been given so far doesn't work..

First year! I'm already slacking off, my course is boring only God knows why I chose it, I can't stand my fellow student's, I hate my lecturers, I'm sick of my tutors and the campus pretty much sucks.. Three more years to go...

^^oh...well in that case af weynaa inantu

^^^ I'm lost, who are they and why was their wedding covered in the news?

100 million pounds! East London Mosque alone is 800,000 pounds in debt. Wouldn't it be a better idea to expand our masaajids, and pay off their huge debts (almost all the mosques in London i've been to ask for donations to help pay off their immense debts) instead of building yet another mosque, no matter how beautiful it could be?

I'm not sure if i'm in favour of this proposal..

^^I googled 'yobbish' (brits honestly :rolleyes: ) "yob A bad-mannered aggressive young person (usually male); a lout or hooligan."

lol MKA lighten up pal, there's nothing wrong with appreciating one's dacas, I don't see any 'idiocy' in that, take a chill pill from Ngonge SOL's resident drug dealer and do something wild... like perhaps post up pictures of three things you appreciate

lol im no drug supplier this might work too..

I see it now... a series of events right before i'm lowered into the earth.. i'll pass

^^dude you seem to suck the life out of every interesting thread.. I have their products shipped to me every other month

lol they refuse to clean up after themselves in your house too?

Originally posted by Urban Legend: oh ffs, i've never been to nandos before, and just when i was convinced to try it, i see this thread.. also, that website says Ribena is xaram? "..It has been alleged that Pork Gelatine is used as a filter during the production of the soft drink Ribena.." lol "alleged"? by who? as long as they don't say anything about Oasis, i'm good.. NO! subhanallah i've drank tons and tons of ribena :eek: and i've stuffed my face with nando's chicken .. I don't get how they have halal certificates if their food is anything but???

I would've flown out of that store.. :eek: do not attempt to reason with such folks, it's not like they don't know their actions amount to shirk. I know a lot of Somali's in Kenya practice sixir and what not, I knew one lady who used to lease out jinns. It's a booming business so I hear, quite the demand.

lol Ibtisam, yes that got me! I haven't jumped on the wagon yet, waiting till I scale down to a size 8.

lol devil, love the last picture nothing beats nurofen though..

looool if that was supposed to send us running helter skelter after men... it did

Originally posted by UK_ROSE: Yepeeeeeeeeeeeee.. FOUND IT!!!!!!!!! I just called York Hall and there is a swimming session every Tuesday 7.30-9.30 PM and the Life guard is a woman!!! Yepee.. cheeeeeeeeerzzzzz lol! im gonna look for you now.. someone told me their pool is filthy, you might wanna go inspect a bit before you don your swimming clothes :-D i'm sticking to my costume and swim trunks.. Ibtisam non muslim women are not on the same level as non-mahram men :eek: where did you get that?