Well, first i want ask you sis this , are you over 40yrs? or ur girl dog is over 40yrs, the reason i am asking is this,cz you mention lol , the quiet , diescreet masager vibrater,many of women who are the age of 40yrs this instrument will their discretion and quality of enjoyment. oh girl what am i talking about, i am thinking wait a minute don't rush me! lol these pretty vibrates are designed to fit the contours of women's body. And I might add it offers a three way speed to stimulate perhaps your girl's desire,you might ask how do i know all this, damn it i read a lot, so wallal if you r not over 40ys stay away from your girl she is lost.