SHAKA ZULU

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  1. Bro wlc and if you looking for a Tour Guide look no further as i will show you all the fine places that i know around here and believe me we got a lot of nice places to choose from. as you can see i am the KING of this entire planet called SomaliaOnline so try to be as civilised as you can possibly be or otherwise.lol. anyway WLC brother i hope you're a brother and if not i apologise my Sister.
  2. Bro wlc and if you looking for a Tour Guide look no further as i will show you all the fine places that i know around here and believe me we got a lot of nice places to choose from. as you can see i am the KING of this entire planet called SomaliaOnline so try to be as civilised as you can possibly be or otherwise.lol. anyway WLC brother i hope you're a brother and if not i apologise my Sister.
  3. Bro wlc and if you looking for a Tour Guide look no further as i will show you all the fine places that i know around here and believe me we got a lot of nice places to choose from. as you can see i am the KING of this entire planet called SomaliaOnline so try to be as civilised as you can possibly be or otherwise.lol. anyway WLC brother i hope you're a brother and if not i apologise my Sister.
  4. Originally posted by silent-sistah: shaka zulu... u dumb ass,,,,u are my brother...and to hear u say that makes me smile! walaalo! i am glad to hear that my Sister.
  5. Originally posted by OG_Girl: i don't mind to meet any one here , even ugly ones like Moti and SHAKA .......lol joking Salaam Girl you're sooooo Cruel Wallaahi, why do you have to tear me apart like that? i know i am ugly but is it my fault? God created me just like the way i am so please don't make fun of my features otherwise i will come and kidnap you and take you to a place where no one will ever find you or hear from you. :mad: :mad: .
  6. Originally posted by DA_BEAST: to be honest i don't think i would wanna meet any soul from this Forum. don't ask me why cause you know for the fact why i don't wanna meet them. Beast, but i wouldn't mind meeting you Dawg plus your Cousin Clown and all his Gangs and his Beloved Flying-still.
  7. Originally posted by silent-sistah: hafsa,,,,,come give me a hug,,,,i need it real bad Clown, you need to get here fast Bro before Silent Sista makes a move on Xafsa!lol.
  8. Originally posted by OG_Girl: LP, hold on girl, let me deal with this guy named SHAKA ZULU, what first lady to do with the Goverment? didn't i say i want be a president? I made you my most important member in my Goverment and you still want me to make you the president? come on now you going to help me make decisions we will fire any girl who doesn't treat you like the real Queen that you're, so what more can i do for you Baby?
  9. Originally posted by OG_Girl: SHAKA ZULU , who said u r my king huh!!!, I told u back off or else :mad: ..lol i scared u huh? OG_Girl, you didn't scare me but you broke my heart(* faints with pain*) :rolleyes:
  10. Originally posted by rayaana: blah blah blah sum of u guys dont know wat u got until u lose it and then wonder why we leave u and settle for other nationalities. so many somali sisters marrying african americans, jamiacans, arabs just because guys like Qoslaaye think we are CHEAP and bloody IGNORANT Good for you Rayaana, i am really happy for you and say hi to your Hubby, your romantic non Somali lover.
  11. Originally posted by silent-sistah: opinionated...lol---i agree with this sister im not saying that i want an ignorent and arrogant sac sac. that curses me and fights for no reason. im saying the perfect guy, is a guy with guts, that can take a risk,,,, a guy that can tell me to shut up (i mean thats like suicide to some guys. u have to be a man and call the shots, i hate i guy that jumps when i say jump! you should be able to say not now luv!(ill do it when im ready) treat them mean to keep me keen! u have to have the right balance of meaness and niceness. dont take either one to the extreme! Why do i get the feeling that all you Girls say these things just to look good when the fact remains that you want nothing but a SAC SAC guy who you play his dumb a$$ like there is no 2morrow you encourage me to call the shots and when i do you disagree with everything i say or ask of you.
  12. Originally posted by Opinionated: Shaka zulu, do you even understand why women take self-defense classes? :rolleyes: [/QB] Opinionated, if i was Silent Sister's Brother i would murder that fool, unfortunately it seems Normal those of kind of things happening in U.K as i have read about it over and over again! all i am saying is Opinionated i am not a Maniac and i will never ever need to stalk a Girl just to get her attention and coming back to your Q, now i know why the Girls act paranoid when they see someone walking behind her everytime they go out from their homes. I hope it never happens to any Somali Sister out there and i mean it with all my Heart.
  13. Originally posted by OG_Girl: lol@girls imperial-lady and magnoonah girls , my king is young , we r building each other, so let the old man pay the big night dee what is wrong with that ?? impperial ur uncle should be happy and give my king some money too coz he got rid of me .. OG_Girl, Who is this King you keep on mentioning? Girl i told you there is no King but yours truly. so i am your KING SHAKA ZULU ok?
  14. Originally posted by Lady Sweet: SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1 First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it. Sexist? you mean you find me sexy? if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.
  15. Originally posted by Lady Sweet: SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1 First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it. Sexist? you mean you find me sexy? if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.
  16. Originally posted by Lady Sweet: SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1 First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it. Sexist? you mean you find me sexy? if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.
  17. Originally posted by Lady Sweet: SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1 First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it. Sexist? you mean you find me sexy? if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.
  18. Darman tell Clown there is no gorgorad for him tell him to share Opinionated's dirac with her. P.s Opinionated no Lawyer wants to take your case because you insulted all the lawyers and called them Greedy and Liars.
  19. Originally posted by OG_Girl: SHAKA ZULU, u r already in trouble and ur answers not accebtable :mad: :mad: [/QB] You know i was only Joking Baby . i will give you my life if you lose yours, are you happy now?
  20. For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: . Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA. I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. . that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??
  21. For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: . Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA. I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. . that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??
  22. For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: . Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA. I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. . that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??
  23. For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: . Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA. I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. . that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??
  24. Originally posted by Ameenah: [QB] [waan ba'ay... so you wwouldn't even be emotionally stricken by my untimely demise ... you'd just get rid of me just like that? :mad: :mad: :mad: Whatelse would you want me to do? take you to bed?lol. Girl you even lucky if i buy you a KAFAN.
  25. I FOUND YOU By:Shaka Zulu You're the one I couldn't forget Even at the last breath I take You're the one my heart longs for Because I found real joy in you You're the one I'll love so true For you gave me same love too You're the one I needed most For I am so in love with you You light my life and turn it right And put a music in my heart How can I thank you for all the things And for the love you've given me? I can never ask for more because My life has been complete since I FOUND YOU and I LOVE YOU.