Malika-Dont call me.

Malika- But wabovu.com

Thanag you@ Ibtiz-ji and mpendwa. Malika- plenty of those in bongoland, believe me. Actually the supply outstrips the demand…..make haste.

A very long day Hello PPL

Old man-Full sandwich? Jb- no you tell him? Ibti- This crush of ures is pulling all the stops I see?? Flowers etc what next I wonder?

Ibti- who doesn’t? Faheema lol Btw why don’t you 2 swap then? Jb- come and talk to me in 40yrs time, I don’t think SL is anywhere near ready.

Lol@JB What would you like to know?

what Bank? Ibti- Just like you, the old man has replaced me with a newer model…am flashed out my dear.

Hahahaha only you can turn such a benevolent act into a shameful one…… lol No, go back and read it again, am not selling me personally am selling my life…

Ibti- charity starts at home hence why

Hello Ibtz Old man, yes I am, and yes you can but how much? Resit-no no, you must pay to live my life or part of it ie “girly sessions” Lol@Nuune

lol@ old man, I don’t do diaries. Anything else? Half a sandwich lol Nuune whats that? Now now Resistence don’t make me slap you….. Am thinking of auctioning my life and not me personaly ie my friends, my social calender etc get the picture

^what do you think is on offer?

Morning.... Am thinking of auctioning my life on eBay…

"I haven't eaten meat for 6 months now, I miss it." but why?

Hello Ladies I feel like punching someone today.

Waves at Ibti-ji & MDD

May you choke while at it.

Hello

Question for the ladies- Have you ever been chatted-up by a police men?

for She

Yes.

ps. Have you ever watched a wedding video,upon seeing yourself wished you could go back on that day and wore an abayaa rather then that revealing dirac! I cant believe the wedding video I saw yesterday will be shown to my ayeyo and hoyo..Alla baa ayeey! loooooooooool Mpenzi. Never say Never!

Morning When is Eid?

Pokea chako kibongo....shonga nakutumia..aaah Hata ukinilaumu, wako nishamchukua.aaa. Penzi ulimdhulumu visa ukamufanyia..aaaah chachandu vitamu tamu mbona ukumumpatia...aaaa Bwana akapata wazimu, kashidwa kuvumilia kwangu aka tia timu, timba nikampatia..aaa Nikampa vitu hadi muggguuu Kwango hajagioneaaaaaaa Amri aka salimuuuu Magoti kunipigia Utajiju wee utajijui… p.s Old man i deny nothing, its waste of my time nooh