cynical lady

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  1. Miss Ubwabwa? Lol harusi gain hiyo tena? Mbona una leta uhuni Malika una kwenda peke yako kutengisha roho?
  2. Hehe, Malika I wish. Outside the station, it was so sad. so, bibiye maboz, za hali? leta stori.
  3. Morning Mpenzi. Who knew we had Somali bag ladies in London.
  4. lol@ Malika. Excusing his behavior are we?
  5. Hello ppl. Yap its fridaaay. Val-Can’t believe Coldplay and the Killers won nothing...it sucked. But my highlight was seeing Brandon Flowers performing with Pet shop boys. We took a back road. We're gonna look at the stars. We took a backroad in my car. Down to the ocean, it’s only water and sand And in the ocean we'll hold hands. But I don't really like you, apologetically dressed in the best, but on a heartbeat glide. Without an answer, the thunder speaks for the sky, and on the cold, wet dirt I cry. And on the cold, wet dirt I cry. Don’t you wanna come with me? Don’t you wanna feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural.
  6. I stopped and looked at him but did not recognise him. He blew me a kiss! mhhhh!
  7. Old man- you seem to know them all. Mhhhh
  8. Hello Ibti. so, how much did you give?
  9. Old man- where is the little blue box? At&t- too late am sold.
  10. Old man- don’t you dare wash our dirty laundry in public, I warn you….p.s that wasn’t me( Somali challenged and all) IT WAS AT&T
  11. Che-domestic dispute. can you act as our mediator?
  12. Old man- you can’t fault me for not recognising you, when I’ve never seen you with full set of hair.
  13. Yes, but @ unholy hour. p.s to repeat what you did on V-day?
  14. Ohh fgt that, did you know on average, men lose 1% of their testosterone every year? did you know 39% of men would give up on sex, if it meant they could have a full head of hair? did you know that there more overweight/obese men than women in the UK? did you know male breast surgery has gone up by 44% in the last yr?..Who knew that anti valentines’ party =source of knowledge?
  15. 6 cups of coffee, god am buzzing and cant sleep.