Just got a text message from an acquaintance informing me that she went on a date with a Somali guy yesterday yada yada yada. Now she wants me to give her all sorts of info on Somali men…..have I gone mad or is there something seriously wrong with that? The later that is. mamboz stoic...hello Mpenzi.

Morning.

I've been roaming around i was looking down at all i see painting faces, building places i can't reach you know that i could use somebody you know that i could use somebody someone like you that ****** song is stuck in my head Grrrr. hello ppl

Old man- the pervasive side of my brain is currently out of service. So No I didn’t. 3hrs to go.

opps

Ameen to the ducas.

Shame on you old man, shame on you...Malika slap him with ure dacaas plz.

well since you. yes

Well, I flirted shamelessly with random hot strangers in the different stages of my commute today. Who knew one single stare could unravel so much….

Sheikh?

Why do you automatically assume I did something? Old man *waves @Jacl

Who knew commuting to work could be fun. Morning folks.

Perhaps someone should write a book about Men who love too much..Heh old man or AT&T?

Perhaps someone should write a book about Men who love too much..Heh old man or AT&T?

Malika -YES. In touch with his feelings my foot, he needs to grow a pair. Seriously! Mr feelings is a friend who is in love with another friend of mine, the whole thing is a one sided /she is not feeling him …and the more he talks about feelings the further she runs, so he terrorises me with it. I can’t take it anymore…..he psycho analyses everything and bombards me with calls/emails me to share his concerns and asking what’s does this mean or t she did this and then that what does it mean etc…..i need to cut him lose like the sack of wine he really is. I cant take this.

Mr Feelings still wants to talk about feelings. I don’t understand when did men turn into woss?

Hehe old man, me apologise never. Malika- isnt this interesting, maybe he knows something we don’t. p.s I even read that book and I still don’t see what he saw.

Mobutu Sese Seko?

Hello Mpenzi and Nuune. and dont encourage him…

No i dont.

You’ve just proved my point.

Cliché. This sh1t is similar to the sh1t that was depicted in ‘He's Just Not That Into You’ and frankly it’s somewhat outdated. p.s You must have lost your mind to think that. @ AT&T.

You must be kidding me…

Ohh come on, mduwara is the best. You were bored because it was Kenyan one; you know those sijui cousins of ours can’t do mduwara/ or taarab? Wala tusi anze na wasonjo harusi zao. Ubeshororo.com, wana kulesha mcheli na nyama usiku….wanawaki mpande moja wanaume mwengeni…wana tezamana kama sinema yaki dosi etc

Lol I know, Taarab ni ushushuwano.com. haujampa vitu ademu mume nisham chukuwa…etc My fav