hahahahahahah@ibti well playd... indeed, indeed

I expected a robust defence@ Ibti.

@old man.....you love me really.

"maybe allah is punishing me for reasons unkown to me "

Hello Lily enjoying the sun? Kise ho cheji? p.s how about this.. Beyond the world of accounting, health care, or computer programming, lies a shadowy realm of flying saucers, undiscovered creatures, and restless spirits. Some people reject the typical 9-to-5 to venture into this realm and uncover the secrets therein. Instead of making sandwiches at Subway, they charge into haunted houses. Rather than making plans to strengthen The Man’s bottom line, they attempt to piece together alleged Bigfoot sightings or alien abductions. These career paths are not for the faint-hearted. Any of these will almost certainly mean danger, spooky experiences, scanty paychecks, and/or ridicule from the mainstream public. If you think you have what it takes to be the next Fox Mulder, check out the following careers. The truth is out there, and you may be the one to find it: 1. Cryptozoologist – You’ve heard of Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Chupacabra? Cryptozoologists hang out with these guys. Or at least they’d like to. ‘Crypto’ means ‘hidden. ‘Zoo’ means ‘animals.’ Put them together and you have the study of "hidden animals," or animals that are not currently empirically proven to exist. Cryptozoologists travel the globe investigating mystery animal sightings, collecting evidence (alleged Bigfoot droppings, Champ scales, etc.), and making the case to the skeptical science community that these animals may in fact exist. If this sounds like the career for you, you’d better hit those biology and zoology classes hard. Cryptozoologists, like plain old zoologists, have to know their animal biology front and back. 2. Ufologist – The last century has been fraught with sightings, conspiracies, videos, and hoaxes surrounding the alleged existence of Unidentified Flying Objects. From out-of-this world flying vehicles to abductions and experimentation on humans, authorities come up with absurd explanations while the public scratches their heads in confusion and fear. That is where ufologists come in. Their mission is to uncover the truth about the existence of UFOs, to determine their origin, their intentions, and their relationship to the government. Occasionally, they get on a History Channel UFO documentary as an expert. If this sounds like your dream career, you’ll need to get versed in the ocean of reports, de-classified government documents, and investigations that are available. 3. Parapsychologist – For ages, people have exhibited some unexplainable talents (no, I don’t mean Paris’s appetite for idiocy and self-mockery). I’m talking about reading minds, moving things with pure mental willpower, and seeing things with your mind’s eye from hundreds of miles away. Parapsychology includes all of these phenomena and the possibility of the survival of consciousness beyond death. Parapsychologists mostly try to prove the existence of these extraordinary abilities. They test people using random number generators. They put them in rooms and ask them to picture something very far away. Personally, I saw this kid in my high school throw a freshman without touching him. Much research has been done by both the government and private organizations, supposedly without any conclusive evidence that this phenomena actually exists. If you would like to be the first to finally prove that humans can bend spoons with their minds or cause things to spontaneously burst into flames, you will need to get updated on the history and theories of parapsychology and maybe take a few classes in Psychology. 4. Paranormal Investigator – With the success of the Sci Fi TV series Ghosthunters, this field has gained an enormous amount of popularity in the last few years. Death and what happens afterward will always excite a great deal of curiosity. Many people believe they have seen or communicated with spirits from beyond the grave. As seen on Ghosthunters, paranormal investigators typically visit alleged haunted places (houses, hotels, graveyards, etc.). They take temperature and electromagnetic field readings. They record the entire process on video. Sometimes they find nothing. Other times they experience something frightening. If you are a night person and don’t mind those shivers running up your spine, you might consider this career. There’s no degree or research necessary, just a willingness to go into really scary places. 5. Conlinguist – If you’ve watched Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Star Trek, you’ve heard a variety of exotic languages spoken by Klingons, elves, and Hutts. As convincing as they sound, these are not languages that developed and grew naturally over centuries like Spanish or Hindi. They are constructed, or intentionally created, languages (I hate to break it to you). Conlinguists are the people who create these languages, usually for movies, books, or video games.

sunshine....*waves at lily and che. Malika- you sold me?

First thing first…walks up to Malika and slaps her about. What are you saying? My dear there is a difference between actively seeking and being pathetic about it and this thread sadly is the later. Seriously I thinking about marriage day and night, exhausting all avenues, blaming god when one doesn’t get what one wants and don’t even start me please make duca’s for me etc. Am sorry am just calling it for what it really is and I don’t mean to offend am simply translating what she is saying. Haneefa- then why don’t these so called “brothers” of ures offer themselves/siblings/ friends in a silver platter instead of coming here with there ‘we’ sympathize bulsh1dh? And unless am mistaken by posting this thread, she basically invited us to pass judgements and if she doesn’t like what she is seeing then I suggest she gets a thicker skin. p.s the yayasistehood is alive and kicking, it just doesn’t have time to deal with such pleas. Pressing matters to deal with and all e.g. did you know in some part of Afghanistan a woman is worth 2 mules 2 mules I tell you now that’s depressive and requires ducas.

Old man don’t be greedy, as promised I intend to make it all up to you later.

Weirdo @ old man. Safi mpendwa, how’re you? It’s a beautiful day.

morning people.

p.s.s dont listen to Malika.

So if one doesn’t find a husband, one should blame god? And get depressed. Gosh it must be raining craziness in your world. Seriously woman get a hold of yourself and stop making your self so available/thinking of marriage day and night/ praying etc. believe me it all stinks of desperation and nothing good is ever going to come out of that. The more you chase, the more they run and according to you the more depressed you will get, so do yourself a favour and celebrate what you have instead of romanticising marriage its not all that’s cracked up to be. p.s don’t fear spinsterhood embrace it.

Lily- am doing just that right about now. catch y'all soon. Old Man-

loooooooooool@ it’s the calaacal that give him up@ old man

Grow a pair@ AT&T

Malika- Here here to all of that and more. p.s Don’t even start me on setting at the veranda and sipping cup of coffee + kashata/ visiting the mix lady. Ohh! how I miss home. p.s.s at least you’re going back soon, unlike mwah.

Kila kitu salama tu. wivu.com sasa hivi. yani unkwenda nyumbani nami ndo nabaki hapa. sikuhizi napa chukia Ulaya wewe nataka nihame ASAP.Tafuta nyumba basi tuku visit. lol@ Friday.

Ohh, I see the old man was looking for me. Bless his dear ol socks. Well mpendwa, nothing special really I’ve just been beside myself lately. so, habari yako, za kazi, za mtoto, za shemeji? unakwenda leni Nai?

After battling with the world and having an outer-body experience am finally back. Hello and How are you‘ll doing?

ATT- if that’s what you’ve managed to deduce my statement to? Then my dear it’s not my fault that you lack the necessary imagination not to mention missing the point. Don’t even start me on your opener. But then again, I anticipated such narrow minded response, now make haste and read that again and think yes I urge you to think about what your reading/ then look at you response. p.s do me a favour and go and ask your wife about her recent experience who knows you might be surprised.

I believe Foolhumo’s quote there just answered your question Ibti. Hello Ladies.

Old man- what do you think it means? And no its not your head but your behind. Strategies my dear old man- how would you get that into that? p.s I don’t think Huggies make anything for the likes of you.

Che- no it doesn’t. Cara- may I ask what put you off? And yes I have seen it and played it. Also, That is one, but I believe there is a lot Somali women don’t talk about, in fact whole section about their sexuality/experiences they undergo from childhood to old age is more or less suppressed under the guise or “xishood/ dacaan”. So, it’s high time they do/ encouraged to do so. Blessed if that the case, then please do give me some eg. SS- That’s my favourites too and the piece I’ve just performed not long ago. Its soo sad that you just can’t help but let the waterworks run. My other fav is the flood- I don’t know why it always gets it. So ladies the questions still stand. Do Somali women have a relationship with their vaginas? And if so are they willing to talk about it? We can also start small and talk about first experiences i.e. periods, sex, birth etc and it doesn’t have to be negative per se but it could also be positive. p.s Old man get that smug of ure face.

One way to deal with the credit crunch.

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