Nuune-But they have no choice….its if you did and still choose to go there is what I don’t understand. I will go mental if everyone around me is Somali and all I see is Somali Somali Somali. So nuune no, only mental people go to Somalia in my books. And i would like to believe Juxa is not one of those... Hello Juxa cadeey….we’re all fed up my dear but the world is v.big with plenty of pleasure to be seeked elsewhere. How about Zimbabwe? Zim is all hip and happening .. But my dear handsomeness and drop dead sexy knows no nationality and one must appreciate gods creation whenever one encounters such aaaah people. You don’t choose them or leg shackle them-you enjoy and set them free ya-juxa…..

Wyre good looking Somali? Joker. Val- You can say that again. Pret new member is a dropped dead sexy Italian and I intend to take advantage @my lunch breaks. Wazuuuup Juxa? been at work since 7am; am equally getting tired and dreaming of my Mongolia escape. p.s what would you do in Somalia? Why would any rational person go there horta?

Am in love and it all happened as I was about to order soup @ Pret. Ohh lala lalala lalalalala… Hello ladies and mpendwa.

Lol in that case; contact your local MP. They love the PR stunt of it all and have a tendency of accepting year 10/11 students for couple of weeks. You can also contact the select committees/cross party committees for internship. Don’t forget the HQ- that should take care of any political dreams you might have. For Parliament internships contact Shelly @shelley.phelps@parliament.uk. Sadly they just finished the an interns day on 13th Jan. But no harm in contacting and putting a strong case. They're always looking for minority kids. You can also chase 4Children- they’re actually looking for interns, so contact Eleanor @ Eleanor.Thompson@4Children.org.uk. You can also contact the law society if your ambition is towards that direction. As for the rules well they’re meant to be broken so I won’t worry about the “you should have started the search earlier” it’s all nonsense. It’s all about who you know and how bad do you want it.

Waste of money....

Then waarkaga so cadee. How are we suppose to know that? Do I have brats? In that case contact your local supermarket etc am sure they would love a free employee. Old man-do tell what did they do?

Lol@ Juxa. I suggest you narrow down the potential employer and get him/her to contact them. Tenaciousness pay’s and its always who you know and how bad you want it. All that nonsense of must have good grades etc is just nonsense. P.S what sector are you guys looking at?

Going somewhere are we Ya Juxa?

Lol@Choc. Lucky woman you are…a desperate woman would do almost anything to survive and that includes marrying a Looney for a man. Now unless the root of the problem that drives women to such situation is address, we will continue to hear such stories. Juxa-why not? And forget him, how about her? And if the situation was reversed wouldn’t you like to know?

Juxa- Me too, it takes me back to my childhood. p.s whats the title of the song? Link?

What a waste of space…

Juxa- did you try to communicate that knowledge to the woman in question?

Ma ogtahey anoo ila biyaleh jogaan, ma ogtahey dardaa inaan u oon maanahey..something something…hedhe ina abti, abaayo, abaayo huuno …….haaa!!! now eat your shoes out old man

Sirf tum’s mere raj kumar loooooooooool@5-8. My dear old man try not to exhaust your imagination between 3-5 and all shall be well. Juxa maacan I had to dash off to please Mr ATM so that I can subsidies my jaceel for the old man. But fear not and look at what he just wrote. @4.15 I realized that if take 3 days of AL I will get 11days off and that plastered a slow gloweeee smile on my face. Surprised at how slow I was in catching up with the royal wedding excitement…..and exited now I am. p.s for reasons unknown to me am humming a Somali song today and I cant remember how it all goes/can’t get it out my head…

Ouch!!! I see I’ve lost the mere and left with ladho? Its going remarkably well…I’ve got absolutely nothing to be cynical about since 4.15pm. How’s you mera lodi lofa?

Hello Juxa and Old man....

Faheema loool. I know pure genius moment by JB. p.s this topic has been exhausted from all possible angles. Someone should do us a favor and dump this thread with the rest of the rubbish ones @the women section.

Mac mac dear & wcs Poor you and screw the car, glad to hear you and your sis are fine. As for Nephew birth; will you can spoil them from now onwards to compensate. As for the topics- all waa malaax/rubbish. As for the poets, their bloody annoying since I can’t read or understand what the hell their writing.

Mac mac Kor iyo sideways my lovely Malika. Sad to hear that-Lots of spicy chicken soup and fluid stuff my dear +plenty of rest…. The worse part of getting flu is being stuck at home and forced to watch day time telly. And loose women. p.s yap she’s missing-hope she’s ok and survived the snow… p.s.s you now have 5bars- how do you do it woman.

Morning people... Anyone seen Juxa?

Anyway let’s be real, you can acquire as much academic education as you want, get as many degrees under your belt but convincingly (IF YOU ARE BLESSED) you’ll get married and settle down and ultimately your place will be at home looking after you kids, raising them in an Islamic environment and looking after your husband and fulfilling his needs. Or else you’ll end up being a lonely pseudo feminist. (Good luck ladies) Ohh dear!!!

Christmas party in SL?

No EU farmers subsidy nor Tory clubs…so why? Really Somali ranchers? Are they like the Texas kinds- tight shirts tucked into tight jeans with lumpy hats and funny shoes or simply skinny farax in macawis chasing some poor sod for animals?

Mac mac kor iyo sideways my lovely- p.s the old man has issues with me kissing you….. I know, am simply too old to accommodate new technology. But I must say the re-vamp has made stalking a rather dangerous sport. You no longer can visit peoples pages without them realizing you’ve been there. if you have 250 views on your page but no response….kinda sends a message in itself. I don’t like this. Ahh Seychelles; but am currenly harbouring an altogether different/exiting dream. Yap yap I want to be a farmer…..have me some cows, sheep and move to the countryside, join the local Tory club.....and the rest shall be history. Care to join me mpendwa in Derbyshire with our 4×4......

:rolleyes:@ old man. Pimping me out are we you insufferable man. Hello mpendwa, and I feel for you. The snow has been serious pain on ones behind and not in a hoo hoo kinda way. We must seek refugee status elsewhere. Hopefully somewhere sunny were people are grumpy and old. p.s why do you have three green bars under ure name and I have 1 and yours says something while mine simply says CL?? Omy instantly got 3 bars with a mesg.