Hello Che- how is life?

I for one cannot wait for the weekend (and am sure its going to wiz throw without me doing anything on my to-do list). What a week. Hello people. Old man how is life in the bangoliland?

To my surprise, actually more like shock I spotted a number of rather attractive young Somali girls with older/rather challenged on the looks department men out and about last night. Did I miss something? Is the community running out of young men? Morning people.

Stoic- mwenzako sina misuli ya kuvutia mkokoteni. Lakini naweza kuwa manager nawe mvutaji/ au wewe na paragon? Uta kubali? Old man- never took you for a coward. Ure losing it. Che-feeling left out are we? Malika- hahahahah. Naa mwemzako ka upgrade. Ana vuta mkokoteni wa mitumba/ au kwaki zungu vintage. Mobile retail service.

Stoic- achana na masoma nakwambia (kazi ya midomo si kazi mshefa) anza kuvuta mkokoteni maju mzee- (mental image- Stoic ana vuta mkokoteni marekani- classic) Paragon- leta kitambulisho. Na koma kuchafua luga ya taifa namna hiyo.

Malika- unaona mambo hayo? Walendo wana piga luga untafikiri wao ndo wenyeji. Wala siameni, Paragon wa leo si mlendo tunaye mjua. Stoic- za hali? Za midomo vipi mzee?

Hehe Malika. ehee tell us more....pulls up chair. hello mpendwa, za hali na kazi?

Thats the qst.

I see all this adverts on universal. I had no idea there was so many somali restaurants. Where are they? All is see is reviews but no restaurants list. Come on people is there any decent restaurant out there? Preferably in zone 1-3. NinBrown-blue oceans sucks, seriously the décor is sub-standard and don’t even start me on the village customer service.

I’ve just done something soooo stup1d, that I don’t even know where to begin. I just want to slap myself silly today. Hello People.

Apart from the Village and Blue Ocean is there any other in London?

does he just annoys me..lol]- Fact 1- its a boi. what else Malika come on do tell. Hello People. Old Man- ahem ahem*

Just been invited to 3 MJ parties and i must dress up in MJ gear..woooooo white gloves, jerry curl hair, black shoes with white socks here i come.

Lily-cant my dear. first am not that close with the griller and secondly I don’t trust him. Am sure he will put pork meat first and then my halal meat out pure evilness. I guess its time to pretend that I am a vegan. Old man- is that the new Hollywood diet? what do you know the old man is hip. p.s bread and water- what a silly diet.

What’s the point of inviting halal meat eater to a 4th of July BBQ party? Some people can be so cruel. hello people

i for one will miss him. crying inside, cant believe it. i know its sad that i care, but gosh he rock'd/still does. You know am bad, you know it....walks off singing... http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=MFcFsVJ0n sM

Don't blame the west, blame the urges and those responsible for teaching kids to control such urges. How? Malika-Dont you know? Somali people are immune to such urges.

Some of the artist am currently listening to over and over again/my fav songs. Guns n Roses- November rain Bob Marley - Redemption Song Goo Goo Dolls- iris The Calling-wherever you will go Linkin Park-Numb Greenday-Boulevard of Broken Dreams Kaiser Chiefs- I predict a riot/ everyday i love you less and less Lenny Kravitz – Again Train- Jupiter Drops Killers- For reasons unknown KOL- Crawl/Cold desert- this song Oh my goodness. The script- I’m yours Keith Urban- You'll think of me-http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=Jk1nw4 Uoxig

Siren- Clarification my dear i.e. the men who air there stup1d opinions with unfounded grounds or those who have intelligent opinions? I personally prefer someone who disagrees with me, it legitimises my superiority.

Blur, KOL and tonight the Script, god bless summer. Morning folks.

3 days to go. Hello ppl.

Old man- green are we? Mambo gani tena hayo mpendwa? basi twende kichorochoroni.

Safi tu, za hali nawe, za mtoto? za safari. mbona hatuja pata summ ya usafiri wako?

hello mpendwa.

Yep... my womb is gone .