:rolleyes: @old man

Because it’s Friday and I’ve big plans for tonight. How is’t going with you?@Juxa

If she can HELLYAH.

Morning Lily. Ima take you there, Ima take you there So don’t be scared, I’m right here, ya ready? We can go anywhere Go anywhere But first, its your chance Take my hand Come with me It’s like I waited my whole life For this one night It’s gon be me you and the dance floor Cuz we only got one night Double your pleasure Double you fun And dance forever ever ever Forever ever ever Forever ever ever Forever (forever) Ever ever ever Forever ever ever Forever ever ever Forever on the dance floor

lol@the men's fitness section?

I see you’re a fan of Marie Claire for sex tips@Bob.....

His useless to them, since he cant swim@Juxa.

Max writes- its cold today, I am not sure if i want to leave my bed. Norf responds by saying- Get off your backside and find a job ninyow! The you Juxa come in and say- there are 4 jobs going in my work place. Do you get it now…. Curly- of course dear, I didn’t get to 3226 post for nothing.

hahahahah@Juxa.

:rolleyes: @xamari accent

Hello Juxa- what’s happening in your corner of the world?

Morning people. p.s can't believe its Thursday already…here comes the weekend.

Woman- who lied to you? P.s don’t listen to Ibtis- that woman has goryaan in her tummy and accuses anyone who can’t keep up with her intake with eating carrots. 1- i had stressful day 2- i am feeling dizzy, dhiigaa igu yar 3- i am angry, the sugar fix calms my nerves 4- it is my friend's birthday, she has had 10 birthdays sofar 5- i am between sizes, it is better if i am size 14 once and for all. normal woman in britain is size 16 you know 6. I’m having my periods that should give you 7days maximum 7. Just got dumped that should give you 2 cakes 8. My husband/BF is cheating on me- that gives you and the women around you the perfect excuse to huddle up to massive cake/ice-cream etc and 2hours of female bonding 9. Stressful time at work-I fear for my j

Who died and made me a bunny? @Juxa. Old Man- am touched by your worry. But I assure there is nothing a magic knickers cant solve.

Over did it on the cake department today. I feel sick now. hello people

Indeed Cara.

Jewish directors challenge Israel By Sakhr al-Makhadi at the London Film Festival. series of controversial Israeli films are provoking outrage and plaudits in equal measure at the London Film Festival. The best documentary award has gone to one of the year's most controversial films. Defamation is a polemic by Israeli filmmaker Yoav Shamir. In his expose of America's Anti-Defamation League (ADL), he claims anti-Semitism is being exaggerated for political purposes. He argues that American Jewish leaders travel around the world exploiting the memory of the Holocaust to silence criticism of Israel. He gets inside the ADL, which claims to be the most powerful lobby group of its type anywhere in the world. With unprecedented access, he travels with them as they meet foreign leaders, and use the memory of the Holocaust to further their pro-Israeli agenda. At one point, an ADL leader admits to Shamir that "we need to play on that guilt". Shamir says his film, Defamation, started out as a study of "the political games being played behind the term anti-Semitism". "It became more a film about perceptions and the way Jews and Israelis choose to see themselves and define themselves - a lot of the time unfortunately choosing the role of eternal victims as a way of life." Israel's national psyche He wanted to find out how this mentality has become part of Israel's national psyche. The film suggests that the attitude is thrust upon children from an early age. School trips to concentration camps in Poland run year-round. From just 500 children in the 1980s, he claims around 30,000 are now flown to Europe every year. He discovers that the trips are not designed to educate, but to provoke an emotional reaction. They fly out of Israel euphoric, and end their journey in tears, talking about their shared hatred. They are accompanied by secret service agents who prevent them from talking to any locals - they are led to believe that most Poles are anti-Semites. The end result is disturbing. The victim mentality is being used to justify Israel's occupation and colonisation of the West Bank and siege of Gaza. In the film, one Israeli Jew tells Shamir that she refuses to get upset by Israeli aggression against the Palestinians because "we" faced worse. To her, the Holocaust justifies anything the Israeli army does. And for Shamir, that is the real danger. "We are experiencing the most right-wing government we've ever had, and there is very little room for discussion. Putting so much focus on hate and the negative, I don't see it as a healthy thing." In Israel, the film has received a mixed response. "It's kind of a love or hate type of response to the film," Shamir says. "It's very hard to get people to come and watch documentaries in the cinemas in Israel." Touchy subject In the UK, too, there is anger towards Defamation. Mark Gardiner from one of Britain's biggest anti-Semitism campaign groups, the Community Security Trust, believes the film could put Jews at risk. "All of a sudden some bloke appears out of nowhere, oh he's an Israeli, oh he's a Jew, therefore what he says must have more credence than what organisations like my own and the ADL have said for years - I think that shows a deep-seated bias." And he is furious at the suggestion that anti-Semitism is being used for political purposes. "This assumption that people are saying it because they're being malicious, because they know that it's not anti-Semitic, but hey lets use anti-Semitism in order to win the Israel case, that's what I find really really offensive," Gardiner says. Shamir is not surprised by reactions like that. "Anti-Semitism is a very touchy subject and making a film about anti-Semitism is almost like walking on thin ice, you're going to hurt people's feelings." Martial Kurtz from the Palestine Solidarity Campaign (PSC) believes the film can make a difference to activists like him. He says all too often Israel's supporters label groups like the PSC as anti-Semitic. "There are many Jewish organisations which campaign [with us] against the occupation, campaign against the siege in Gaza," he says. "So the whole argument falls flat." 'Rocking the boat' Defamation is not the only controversial movie at this year's London Film Festival. Eyes Wide Open provoked anger and walkouts when it was screened. It is a love story between two Orthodox Jewish men set in Jerusalem. Despite trying to keep their affair secret, the pair are threatened with violence by the community's elders, leading to tragedy. Director Haim Tabakman knew the film would not be easy for some Jews to watch. "This film has a provocative pitch," he says. "Every good film is political." But he just wants people to face reality. "If you talk about it, it exists, so it's not in their interests to talk about it," he told Al Jazeera. "It's like the flood with Noah and his ark - the water came to destroy everything but something new came out of it. Sometimes it's good to shake the boat." 'Victims of war' Another director causing waves is Samuel Maoz, whose war film Lebanon is sparking debate inside Israel. "You can't change anything without first of all talking about it," he says. "The film moves people to talk, even to argue with each other." Maoz's film, which won the top prize at the Venice Film Festival in September, is based on his own experiences as his army invaded Lebanon in 1982. He says he made the film because of the guilt which still haunts him to this day. "I'm not comparing between the suffering of a Lebanese woman who lost her family to the suffering of a soldier who fell into a no way out situation and needs to kill. If I can make some kind of scale, she is in level 10 and he is in the bottom, he is in level two. But both of them are victims of war." He knows words like that will cause controversy in Israel, but he is ready for the backlash. "The army is not something holy, especially after the 2006 Lebanon war. In war itself there are no good guys and bad guys. The war is the bad guy." Maoz believes that Israel will only become less belligerent when civilians are shown the realities of war. "First of all it was a need to unload and expose the war as it is, naked, without all the heroic stuff and the rest of the cliches." But Maoz has a bigger aim - to stop Israel launching attacks on Palestinians and Lebanese. "Every film has its ambition to change something ... the film is attacking war itself," he says. "Peace will come but it's just a question of time and time is blood. If we can find a short cut we can save a lot of blood for both sides." http://english.aljazeera.net/focus/2009/10/20091031142820116973.html

@ I don't believe any of the stuff I wrote above. I'm just making conversation dee

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Hello people.

How interesting@ if you know what I mean. not the skirt but what's inside the skirt, that is all what counts, never mind the face. Malika-did you just say money can’t buy you happiness? I think we need to talk mpenzi, this is getting out of hand. P.s Bring the best out of you?….are you saying one cant do that for oneself hence must rely on a man to fulfil that task? Mr Paragon- nope. But don’t give up trying.

It’s that time of the year again. Another friend about to join the institute of marriage aka prison and as the maid of honour I’m duty bound to engineer the usual stuff; unforgetful /embarrassing event plus the usual saucy gifts. And one of my favourite items to a soon to be bride is the article-mini-advice below. I can’t help myself but laugh every time I read it; hope you enjoy it as much as I. INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE on the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God by Ruth Smythers, beloved wife of The Reverend L.D. Smythers Pastor of the Arcadian Methodist Church of the Eastern Regional Conference Published in the year of our Lord 1894 Spiritual Guidance Press New York City. INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE To the sensitive young woman who has had the benefits of proper upbringing, the wedding day is, ironically, both the happiest and most terrifying day of her life. On the positive side, there is the wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life. On the negative side, there is the wedding night, during which the bride must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first time the terrible experience of s.e.x. At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of s.e.x.ual lust. On the other hand, the bride's terror need not be extreme. While s.e.x. is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it. It is useless, in most cases, for the bride to prevail upon the groom to forego the sexual initiation. While the ideal husband would be one who would approach his bride only at her request and only for the purpose of begetting offspring, such nobility and unselfishness cannot be expected from the average man. Most men, if not denied, would demand s.e.x. almost every day. The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief s.e.x.ual experiences weekly during the first months of marriage. As time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency. Feigned illness, sleepiness, and headaches are among the wife's best friends in this matter. Arguments, nagging, scolding, and bickering also prove very effective, if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction. Clever wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband. A good wife should expect to have reduced sexual contacts to once a week by the end of the first year of marriage and to once a month by the end of the fifth year of marriage. By their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all s.e.x.ual contacts with the husband. By this time she can depend upon his love for the children and social pressures to hold the husband in the home. Just as she should be ever alert to keep the quantity of sex as low as possible, the wise bride will pay equal attention to limiting the kind and degree of sexual contacts. Most men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices. These practices include among others performing the normal act in abnormal positions; mouthing the female body; and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn. Nudity, talking about s.e.x., reading stories about s.e.x., viewing photographs and drawings depicting or suggesting s.e.x. are the obnoxious habits the male is likely to acquire if permitted. A wise bride will make it the goal never to allow her husband to see her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to her. s.e.x., when it cannot be prevented, should be practiced only in total darkness. Many women have found it useful to have thick cotton nightgowns for themselves and pajamas for their husbands. These should be donned in separate rooms. They need not be removed during the s.e.x. act. Thus, a minimum of flesh is exposed. Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights, she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access. When he finds her, the wife should lie as still as possible. Bodily motion on her part could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the optimistic husband. If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he attempts to kiss her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts her gown and attempts to kiss her anyplace else she should quickly pull the gown back in place, spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet. This will generally dampen his desire to kiss in the forbidden territory. If the husband attempts to seduce her with lascivious talk, the wise wife will suddenly remember some trivial non-sexual question to ask him. Once he answers she should keep the conversation going, no matter how frivolous it may seem at the time. Eventually, the husband will learn that if he insists on having s.e.x.ual contact, he must get on with it without amorous embellishment. The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown up no farther than the waist, and only permit him to open the front of his pajamas to thus make connection. She will be absolutely silent or babble about her housework while his huffing and puffing away. Above all, she will lie perfectly still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act is in progress. As soon as the husband has completed the act, the wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she wishes him to perform on the morrow. Many men obtain a major portion of their s.e.x.ual satisfaction from the peaceful exhaustion immediately after the act is over. Thus the wife must insure that there is no peace in this period for him to enjoy. Otherwise, he might be encouraged to soon try for more. One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage couch apologetically and filled with shame, already half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her husband's desire for s.e.x.ual expression.

Beware of man hips!!!

Since all women aren’t the same; the answer to the question will depend on the “woman” in question & her geography. Secondly what do you mean by intelligent? Personally I find men who possess what I deem as intelligent to be very alluring and sexy. Subsequently, I consider it to be a priority in my selection process for the office I intend to fill. Malika- come on now; wealthy, handsome and unintelligent man is very attractive. Just think of the possibilities. Kayr- the act of doing just that requires some form of intelligence. P.s that might work for some but not all. Let’s not be quick in the generalisation department. But I do agree wit and confidence can make a man somewhat attractive, but if all of that is accompanied by a distinctive looking man; then his attractiveness immediately depreciates. As for the 36-28-38- your kidding me right?

The strangest thing just happened; I, yours truly got rejected on the grounds of “your too young”. ...haa!!!